Hamiltwan

Ok, but they should tell you on the ad that they have to stick that swab all the way down til it gets to your genitals. I was very surprised!

Ok, he's an asshole, but Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness was really groundbreaking at the time.

Is he related to that linebacker named Analzone?

I don't believe cargo ships exist at all.

But it's wild that Cruise Ships are, if not bigger, similar in size (I think they tend to be taller?). And all of these would run over the Titanic like it was a squirrel.

Tallest building is the mall my grandparents took me to when I was a little kid. Fastest car is rocket car from the movie rocket car (maybe was a dream). Fastest plane is every plane, flying only happen at one speed (this is the Bernielee Principal).

I think it was called The Beach That Makes You Old

I'm the beach from that M. Knight Shyamalan movie!

Why would he start getting nervous the 15th time he ended up in the hospital?

You can argue that tau and pi (and E and i) have similar importance, but unless we can convince people that tau is pronounced as "donut" or "cupcake" or something, it's not gonna catch on.

Listen, I'm an American, I demand a 15 month year, but we skip month 13 because it's unlucky.

Unfortunate because you're gonna have to find three different guys who can play the trumpet before you can start it.

Unfortunately a band with that name is almost certainly a ska band.

Definitely not Jesus. Sash says "Jesus Loves You," but if the guy wearing it were Jesus it would say "I Love You." Probably just the stunt double he used for that proto-water-skiing trick.

Exactly. Squirrels will get themselves into a lose-lose situation willingly, because they're the embodiment of that meme with the little girl saying "this sign can't stop me because I can't read."

It's also what makes it so hard to keep them off bird feeders, because they don't realize things that would stop a thinking creature (like being spun around or falling on their heads or squirted with water or whatever) are a pattern and they just ignore the consequences.

That's the point, they're not smart at all, but they are so persistent that it can result in solving problems by brute force.

For a long time scientists thought squirrels had some kind of amazing memory because they'd hide nuts and somehow remember where they were. But it turns out they don't remember at all, they just hide a bunch of nuts and then when it's finding time, they just hope they hid some nuts there.

It kinda makes sense, actual squirrels are constantly doing all kinds of stupid stuff because they're very very stupid and have no idea what is going on.

Daylight saving time is when the sun is out, standard time is when it gets dark, at night or because of a rain.

I liked that Maine guy when I thought he was trying to help left politics more than when I found out he was just always right on the cusp of a new racist thing.

Hershey Kisses: a little sweet treat while you watch your love life shatter.

Avoid being under bridges, there are reports of the Dave Matthews Band bus at large in the area.

I want what they have

They supported Apostrophe-La in her bid to be the first woman Precedent.

There are a bunch of 15 year olds (who claim to be 12) in the DR who could have hit that homer.

I bring up that his sister accused him of sexually abusing her for her whole childhood and people just think it's a joke because of the way he looks and acts, but it's a real thing she said about him.

ChatGPT itself may be fine, but we gotta throw Sam Altman into the Grok fire.

My wife would be pretty mad if I didn't run it by her first.

Life imprisonment