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Joseph D. Carriker, Jr.

@oakthorne

He/Him/His. Queer. Poly. Bear. Geek. Game designer. Author. Shipping trash. Waterdeep Enthusiast. Portland OR Oneiropolis Project: https://www.patreon.com/c/Oneiropolis DM's Guild Author: https://www.dmsguild.com/browse.php?author=Joseph%20Carriker

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[A girl with long black hair and a professor who looks like Megan stand together. The girl points to Cueball in the distance.]
Girl: Professor, that man claims the earth is 6,000 years old!
Professor: So? Just use your head and don't concern yourself overmuch with what other people think.
[Cueball is gone and the girl is no longer pointing but just talking to the professor.]
Girl: But he says the fossils in the mountains were put there in a flood!
Professor: Well, evidence suggests that they were not.
Girl: But he--
[A mountain landscape with blue sky to the left with white clouds, gray clod cover to the right and gray mountains below. The most prominent peak is just right of the middle, but there are 14 small and large peaks all in all.]
Professor (off-panel): A million people can call the mountains a fiction, yet it need not trouble you as you stand atop them.
[The girl throws her hands in the air while the professor just looks at her.]
Girl: But he believes the silliest things!
Professor: So?
[The girl has her arms down again and looks on the talking professor.]
Professor: The universe doesn't care what you believe.
Professor: The wonderful thing about science is that it doesn't ask for your faith, it just asks for your eyes.
[The girl and professor talks.]
Girl: But he's a US senator!
Professor: Ah, then yes, we do have a bit of a situation.

[A girl with long black hair and a professor who looks like Megan stand together. The girl points to Cueball in the distance.] Girl: Professor, that man claims the earth is 6,000 years old! Professor: So? Just use your head and don't concern yourself overmuch with what other people think. [Cueball is gone and the girl is no longer pointing but just talking to the professor.] Girl: But he says the fossils in the mountains were put there in a flood! Professor: Well, evidence suggests that they were not. Girl: But he-- [A mountain landscape with blue sky to the left with white clouds, gray clod cover to the right and gray mountains below. The most prominent peak is just right of the middle, but there are 14 small and large peaks all in all.] Professor (off-panel): A million people can call the mountains a fiction, yet it need not trouble you as you stand atop them. [The girl throws her hands in the air while the professor just looks at her.] Girl: But he believes the silliest things! Professor: So? [The girl has her arms down again and looks on the talking professor.] Professor: The universe doesn't care what you believe. Professor: The wonderful thing about science is that it doesn't ask for your faith, it just asks for your eyes. [The girl and professor talks.] Girl: But he's a US senator! Professor: Ah, then yes, we do have a bit of a situation.

Why does this comic keep getting more relevant.

11.03.2026 11:18 πŸ‘ 34 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This is important if you don't want visa or MasterCard to tell you how to spend your money.

11.03.2026 04:20 πŸ‘ 1733 πŸ” 1860 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 11

worth remembering, David Lynch directed β€œfix your hearts or die” specifically at transphobes. it wasn’t a generic β€œno mean people allowed” statement, it was said by his Twin Peaks character in defense of a trans woman he cared for and deeply respected.

10.03.2026 15:40 πŸ‘ 11362 πŸ” 4648 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Re: the DOGE disaster, there was literally no question that this was happening as it was happening. Careless coding bros with our country's most sensitive data, no vetting, no guardrails, and incompetence indistinguishable from malice.

11.03.2026 01:09 πŸ‘ 38 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Athal's Stables (Waterdeep Sites) is available now at DMsGuild.com

Athal's Stables (Waterdeep Sites) is available now at DMsGuild.com

Athal's Stables (Waterdeep Sites) by @oakthorne.bsky.social is available now.

Get it here: tinyurl.com/4vkye5hn

A busy place like this sees all manner of folk through them, from the most distinguished to the shadiest sort of folk.
#dnd5e #dungeonsanddragons

10.03.2026 15:43 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This friend speaks my mind.

10.03.2026 13:57 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Oneiropolis | Patreon Exploring Cities of Dream

Come and see what other fantasy city shenanigans we're up to over at the Oneiropolis Project!

10.03.2026 13:43 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Excerpt of a top-down style battlemap for D&D, depicting a circular altar of grey stone, surmounted by four statues of armored figures bearing flaming swords. On a stone shelf beneath them, followers have set blood-spattered red candles in offering. Art assets by Forgotten Adventures.

Excerpt of a top-down style battlemap for D&D, depicting a circular altar of grey stone, surmounted by four statues of armored figures bearing flaming swords. On a stone shelf beneath them, followers have set blood-spattered red candles in offering. Art assets by Forgotten Adventures.

In the temple to the war-god Tempus in #Waterdeep, stands his Altar of Glory. Warriors take candles anointed with their own blood and burn them before the icon of Tempus Foehammer, lighting the candles off of the swirling magical fires from the effigy swords. Assets by @forgotten-adventures.net

10.03.2026 13:42 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

we are weeks away from 'Trump attempts to make horse a Senator' and the only thing stopping him is that he is too much of a sociopath to form an attachment to animals

09.03.2026 17:29 πŸ‘ 2499 πŸ” 431 πŸ’¬ 64 πŸ“Œ 16
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Thousands of authors publish β€˜empty’ book in protest over AI using their work About 10,000 writers including Kazuo Ishiguro, Philippa Gregory and Richard Osman join copyright campaign

www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

10.03.2026 10:15 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I am literally adding a Northern Wolfbird to my next game supplement lol

10.03.2026 11:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œSee you at Nuremberg 2.0,” Sen. Ron Wyden posted on BlueSky, referencing the Nuremberg Trials, where Nazi leaders were prosecuted in the years after World War II.

https://www.oregonlive.com/politics/2026/03/see-you-at-nuremberg-20-oregon-senator-blasts-outgoing-homeland-security-secretary.html

08.03.2026 21:02 πŸ‘ 283 πŸ” 71 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 3

LETS GO RAIDERS ;)

10.03.2026 03:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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New Commission sheet for 2026!

Featuring my own druid character C’enn and her silly frog friend 🌿

Dm or email for any questions or inquiries ✨🌿

09.03.2026 17:50 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2

oh look now he's actively choosing to veto bills, not just passively signing what the legislature sends him but actively CHOOSING to OPPOSE otherwise-passed trans friendly legislation

nobody better ever tell me again newsom has anything but disdain for trans people

09.03.2026 03:49 πŸ‘ 1235 πŸ” 559 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 39

REMINDER - you have 3 more days to apply for this event! Application closes Wednesday March 11th!

We are looking for TTRPG players who are transgender or under the trans umbrella.

If you or someone you know are interested, feel free to apply - No AP experience necessary.

08.03.2026 17:47 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Gov. Ivey: Please Grant Clemency to Charles "Sonny" Burton Who Faces Execution Despite Not Having Killed Anyone The State of Alabama wants to execute Charles "Sonny" Burton for capital murder. But Sonny never killed anyone. The identity of the shooter, Derrick DeBruce, was never in dispute. However, Alabama ...

Time is running out to save the life of Sonny Burton, an Alabama man who didn’t kill anyone.

Tell Governor Ivey to commute his sentence before his scheduled execution date on March 12.

09.03.2026 13:17 πŸ‘ 260 πŸ” 135 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 4

NO NO NO YOU DON’T

GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA

federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step β€œdesigned for normies” kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL

tell everyone you know

www.freetaxusa.com

09.03.2026 01:26 πŸ‘ 12609 πŸ” 7642 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 3
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Alderdoodle - Illustration & Lettering Home of ornate art for indie game designers and publishers.

One of the most generous creators I know in the space @alderdoodle.bsky.social constantly gives people access to incredible art at no cost!

Not only that, she creates fantastic art for covers, cards, clothes and more πŸ’•

www.alderdoodle.co.uk

08.03.2026 17:17 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

QTP with women πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•

Happy international women’s day πŸ’•
[ #artsky #ocsky #women ]

08.03.2026 18:07 πŸ‘ 291 πŸ” 81 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 14
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Too Afraid to Leave Home: ICE’s Toll on Latino HIV Care Operation Metro Surge is leading some Latinos to delay or cancel HIV prevention or treatment appointments.

NEW: In Minneapolis, @cameronoakes.bsky.social and Sam Donndelinger report, ICE’s Operation Metro Surge is preventing Latino patients from accessing HIV care. This story was produced in collaboration with @unclosetedmedia.bsky.social, an investigative LGBTQ-focused nonprofit news publication.

03.03.2026 17:12 πŸ‘ 218 πŸ” 132 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 3
The book outrage by Ellen jones. The subtitle is HOW TO FIGHT FOR LGBTQ+ LIVES

The book outrage by Ellen jones. The subtitle is HOW TO FIGHT FOR LGBTQ+ LIVES

Absolutely incredible book by @ellenjones.bsky.social

A stark and crystal clear look at LGBTQ+ issues and struggle across many facets of society, with a lot of things we can all do and highlighting people already doing the work! Brava! πŸ‘πŸ»

08.03.2026 11:59 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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08.03.2026 00:57 πŸ‘ 8056 πŸ” 3673 πŸ’¬ 456 πŸ“Œ 253

It's been truly incredible watching this happen in real time. But, of course, the truth is that all reactionary nostalgia of this sort is consumerism-saturated nonsense. It's all aesthetics, things you can buy, etc.

08.03.2026 04:04 πŸ‘ 124 πŸ” 26 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1

Pixar has had movies subjects like: Death & grieving. Depression, anxiety & emotional regulation. Family trauma. Childhood ending. The collapse of reality as you knew it. And suddenly just the existence of LGBTQ+ people in a movie is too hard for kids to deal with? Ok.

08.03.2026 03:52 πŸ‘ 168 πŸ” 49 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1
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Epstein used an art camp to prey on girls. An NPR team learned how it worked. : Consider This from NPR Reporters here at NPR noticed the name of a highly respected youth camp popping up repeatedly in the Epstein Files - Interlochen Center for the Arts.When intern Ava Berger and other reporters started ...

www.npr.org/2026/03/07/n...

08.03.2026 04:37 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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#TheAmericanHolocaust

08.03.2026 04:28 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We told you this is what they were doing. Now here's the proof that this regime and "DOGE" in specific used "AI" tools to summarize and flag grants and grant applications as "DEI," based on a list of keywords. And this "ctrl+f w/ extra steps" bullshit completely circumvented congressional oversight.

08.03.2026 04:54 πŸ‘ 106 πŸ” 35 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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07.03.2026 22:37 πŸ‘ 13343 πŸ” 5041 πŸ’¬ 88 πŸ“Œ 246

Sadly, it's not black folks you have to fuckin convince. Black folks know he's a fucking snake. Please focus on your Liberal ass white folks, please.

Kthx.

08.03.2026 02:06 πŸ‘ 85 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1