Guest of honor (not to be eaten) @chrissteller.bsky.social
11.03.2026 23:41
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Guest of honor (not to be eaten) @chrissteller.bsky.social
I will be back with the stoatistics!
🎶IT WAS THE NINETIES🎶
Almost literally toxic.
Lisa Demuth deserves to never have another moment of peace in public.
I don’t know, but we’ve more than earned that Nobel Prize.
My great uncle Leon was blind in one eye from a bonafide BB gun incident!
New MPD validated!
Whether it’s this sort of math or the fact that we’ve been able to cover rent and groceries for so many of our neighbors, the evidence just piles higher and higher that poverty is a choice made by capital
My “Two of our most important safety principles are prohibitions on domestic mass surveillance and human responsibility for the use of force, including for autonomous weapon systems” shirt…
Give me 100-minute movies or give me death!
Disqualifying!
Sorry, "local" news doesn't exist anymore because at the root of every story is the federal wrecking ball.
EVERY PLOW THIS YEAR SHOULD’VE HAD AN ABOLISH ICE-BASED NAME WE’VE EARNED IT
Pullet so thirsty
I’m a well-wisher, in that I don’t wish you any specific harm.
I hear you're buying a synthesizer
And an arpeggiator
And throwing your computer out the window
Because you want to make something real
I have been thinking of “Oh My Heart” as an anthem for the occupation.
Best book I read last year!
A human hand holding two packages of Amos brand 4D (3D + delicious) gummy stoats. The package on the left is a blue and white winter theme, featuring the Milano/Cortina 26 logo at top right (covered by the other package) and Tina the stoat, one of the mascots of the Milano/Cortina 2026 Olympics. The gummies are a clear-ish color and are flavored peach/grape. Tina is holding a megaphone and wearing a light blue scarf with the flag of Italy sticking out of it. The package on the right is a pink and white winter theme, featuring the Milano/Cortina 26 logo at the top right and Milo the stoat, one of the mascots of the Milano/Cortina 2026 Olympics. The gummies are a light brown-ish olor and are flavored cola/lemon. Milo is holding a megaphone and wearing a green scarf with the flag of Italy sticking out of it.
@cabel.panic.com I know you like interesting snacks, so I thought I’d share these gummies I saw at Walgreens this morning. I searched for them online and found no information about them, so I don’t know if they’ll be available near you.
Milano/Cortina 2026 Tina and Milo gummy stoats.
The fact that the 2026 Winter Olympics mascots are stoats, 10 years after the CERN weasel incident, is so meaningful to me.
THEY'RE MAKING EVERYONE STOATS AND I LOVE IT OWO MORE STOATS MORE STOATS MORE STOATS MORE STOATS!
White SUV with license plate reading “VERY NB”
“They’re so non-binary!” “How non-binary are they?”
STAY ON HIS NECK KLEPPER, THO IT BE OILY
STOAT SIGHTING
@chrissteller.bsky.social Steller’s Sea Cow mentioned
