Bipolar Boy Detective

I probably think about that joke once a week. I was 14 but I got the reference even before my parents did.

He’ll yeah, love when they play that shit fuckin mean

Called it

WBAL in Baltimore helping viewers understand the difference between watches and warnings

There’s nothing bosses trust less than their fellow human beings

It’s absolutely not bad, just overstuffed. For a certain kind of Movie Pervert, it’s the perfect kind of flawed that will keep you thinking about it and pulling stray threads long after you see it.

thats maryland class solidarity baby

Wheezy Anna Louisiana

And a Claire Delaware

Godzilla video game meme depicting Godzilla next to a skyscraper. There is a dialog window below showing a woman saying “ go ahead and destroy AI data centres Godzilla. Make the people happy.”

You might say I’m something of a polite germophobe. Yes, I consume a lot of disposable napkins to clean my hands and food and drinks and various surfaces. But I always bring extra for the table.

Flipping a big switch between "pedophile" and "murderer" and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right

US/Israel spent weeks claiming Iran killed “50,000” citizens—just to kill more civilians. Lying to start a war.

In 2 years, when some craven whistleblower admits the 50k deaths were fake, I’m BEGGING liberals not to laud them with “Mueller Time” hero worship. Allowing this is criminal.

NYPD Misconduct Lawsuits Cost Taxpayers Over $205 Million in 2024 The staggering sum underscores the need to keep New York's common sense discovery laws in place.

Are YOU a coward? Did a teen look at you funny? Was your McMuffin prepared too slowly? Do you write "pig" on Starbucks cups and pretend the Barista did it?

YOU may be an entitled crybaby! Call now to learn how taxpayers can compensate you for your spoiled tantrums!
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Of Course Cops Weren't Poisoned at a Shake Shack A claim that NYPD officers were served poisoned milkshakes at Shake Shack was quickly proved to be false

New York is really gonna have to put up with 4 whole years of "owwieee the communist milkshakes made my tum tum hurt" antics from these fucking crybabies
www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...

Of Course Cops Weren't Poisoned at a Shake Shack A claim that NYPD officers were served poisoned milkshakes at Shake Shack was quickly proved to be false

New York is really gonna have to put up with 4 whole years of "owwieee the communist milkshakes made my tum tum hurt" antics from these fucking crybabies
www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...

The John Tesh radio show got me through a lot of long dark nights of the soul.

check it out they published my memoirs from the year I lived in Bushwick

The popular “Surf Dracula” tweet by TopherFlorence: “back in the day if u did a tv show called surf dracula you'd see that fool surfing every week in new adventures but in the streaming era the entire 1st season gotta be a long ass flashback to how he got the surfboard until you finally get to see him surf for 5 min in the finale”

8 episodes of a long ass flashback of Leatherface wrestling with generational trauma through the visual metaphor of sewing together his skin mask, until they finally give him his chainsaw in the last 5 minutes of the finale

a man is holding a squirrel in his car ALT: a man is holding a squirrel in his car

THAT RAT BETTER NOT SEE SHIT TOMORROW

Another helpful reminder that every boss who tells you “we’re a family here” does not care if you live or die

a man in his truck desperately praying to his chosen deity (Donald Trump) for help and/or mercy in his time of need (being arrested for making public threats at a school)

mothra if you can hear us please save us. please. i'm asking you. please save us mothra.

Boosters better than Hustlers

I Love Boosters

RIP to them but your powergrid is built different

My Therapist: tall fran lebowitz isn’t real, she can’t hurt you

Tall Fran Lebowitz On Her Way To Cut Me In Line At The P&I Buffet:

The Wife and I had almost the exact same path, 10 years ago

why would donshifs dot bsky dot social lie to me??

My Therapist: tall fran lebowitz isn’t real, she can’t hurt you

Tall Fran Lebowitz On Her Way To Cut Me In Line At The P&I Buffet:

Just last week there was a Dateline episode about a Border Patrol agent who was murdering sex workers with his service gun. A serial killer who used his badge to protect himself. Soooo yeah again this is not about training, this is about the type of people attracted to and emboldened by these jobs.

whether by nature or nurture, there is a class of people who will always prefer death and destruction over a reduction in profits. they cannot be reasoned with. they cannot be taught empathy. they will watch young people shot, dismembered, and buried alive, and they will say that god is good.