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Tim Yocum

@tky.io

I get paid to press buttons on the Internet. Literally and quite often figuratively. ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶, Urbs in Horto, etc.

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If anyone's still looking to ditch Ring doorbells, the Eufy E340 is great. Larger footprint, but packs way more features and best of all, cloud connectivity is optional.

11.03.2026 03:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We could use more reporters like this. A simple follow up exposed the entire lie and pushed him to lie again. Letting his statements go unchallenged is no longer just unacceptable, it’s dangerous.

10.03.2026 01:00 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

WordPress feels like a sloppy example given its leadership’s legal crusade to crush dissent, open contribution, and fair competition.

09.03.2026 23:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What shocks me is not how stupid it was or how many lies he spouted (and doubled down on) but that I just kind of felt like it was a relatively "normal" speech. This stuff is getting to be distressingly normalized, even to hardened sanity advocates. My god.

09.03.2026 22:33 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

We need more trains powered by jet engines ripped from long-range bombers. Or just more trains at all, I guess.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M-497_Black_Beetle

09.03.2026 03:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

in times like these, we have the fun we can with what we have available

09.03.2026 03:26 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We’ve entered the era of rectal AirTags to prevent state-sponsored disappearance, how lovely.

07.03.2026 20:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This was the most therapeutic text entry field of 2026 thus far

06.03.2026 16:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Realtime Transit Data Primer An overview of how realtime data gets from a transit vehicle to you (the rider) and how to think about the data quality issues you experience.

New blog post: How realtime transit data gets to you, the rider! A conceptual summary of how data is published and processed to hopefully help empower riders to better understand and diagnose issues they experience.

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20.02.2026 00:59 👍 58 🔁 26 💬 3 📌 1

Lindsey is seconds away from calling it a “special military operation”

05.03.2026 00:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Call his office. Leave messages. Tell him and his staff how you feel.

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05.03.2026 00:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Call his offices and let them know how you feel.

05.03.2026 00:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Happy 189th Birthday, Chicago!

04.03.2026 15:14 👍 215 🔁 47 💬 3 📌 6

Dow 50k, amirite

03.03.2026 18:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Beats me, I'm sitting over here with my cuckbowl of special k, entirely comfortable not expressing my masculinity and t levels through breakfast cereal.

03.03.2026 16:01 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Many are saying our strong leader previously destroyed - very strongly - these missiles and nuclear materials. I was thanked for my attention to this matter, and I believe it to be true.

The recipient of the FIFA Peace Prize and the leader of the Board of Peace would never lie about these things.

03.03.2026 02:30 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I don't mean to try and one-up you but rather to provide some solace: I had to migrate from Google Calendar to IBM Notes once upon a bad dream.

An indictable volume of self-punishment driven by group delirium.

02.03.2026 21:21 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 1

I was getting a sandwich with this magnificent beast whenever whatever crime I didn’t see happened.

27.02.2026 03:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yes, exclusively corny work events. I assume they only exist to service that demographic.

26.02.2026 02:44 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I have still not moved past Marco Rubio’s awkward water moment, perhaps because it represented a brief respite from Marco Rubio.

25.02.2026 05:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

by strict definition only

25.02.2026 03:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Stick with the forced errors, like voting through more judges and taking opposition at their word. It has worked out so well before.

24.02.2026 19:10 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

After 3 years, Chicago Police sent me their investigation report. Turns out they apparently have no way to know who is driving CPD vehicles at any given time, so even if you have video of CPD repeatedly running red lights, showboating, and telling a citizen to fuck off, there's nothing they can do.

23.02.2026 23:02 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Soros didn't send you the pre-filled ballots? Open a support case with Antifa. Mine have all been filled out by immigrants. Signed, sealed, and ready to deliver under cover of darkness.

23.02.2026 16:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

PreCheck is $76.

22.02.2026 05:10 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

That’s the thing with Meshtastic. They’re fun to build and all but then it’s … ok, now what? Send more test messages, I guess…

22.02.2026 01:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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Normalize laughing derisively in men's faces when they deserve it.

18.02.2026 19:00 👍 26481 🔁 6434 💬 552 📌 1078

I'd like to displace some empathy and wish you well. Sick loved ones make for tough days.

These replies about the sidewalk bots are so incredibly untethered I have a hard time believing they're written in good faith or even by a human being.

18.02.2026 21:31 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

if anyone adds a 37signals book you have permission to erase the board entirely. my authority spans oceans.

17.02.2026 20:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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No Sidewalk Bots Sidewalks are for people. Pause sidewalk robots in Chicago until safety/ADA findings and job impacts are reviewed in a public hearing.

This warms my heart. Also, nosidewalkbots.org

16.02.2026 17:19 👍 20 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0