Oscars to Award ‘Crash’ Best Picture Again Because Fuck You — Hollywood Time$ From a bush in the heart of Hollywood, I can now confirm that the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences has announced that this year they will be awarding 2005’s Crash best picture again because...

Oscars to Award ‘Crash’ Best Picture Again Because Fuck You

Guest scoop by @seanfallonwrites.bsky.social

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‘Highguard’ Film Adaptation Announced — Hollywood Time$ From a bush outside of Warner Bros. Studios in Burbank, I can now confirm that the legacy studio has greenlit a film adaptation of the 2026 video game Highguard. Filmmaker Craig Mazin is attached to w...

‘Highguard’ Film Adaptation Announced

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Hollywood Time’$ Anonymous Oscar Ballot Interview — Hollywood Time$ Hollywood’s biggest night is this upcoming Sunday. The 98th Academy Awards will mark the end of a long award season that honors 2025 in cinema. Academy voters tend to keep secret their true thoughts o...

Hollywood Time’$ Anonymous Oscar Ballot Interview

Latest guest scoop from @bwishart.bsky.social

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I went phishing today and caught like 10 SINs

Netflix Using Entire WB Break-Up Fee to Greenlight ‘The Electric State 2’ — Hollywood Time$ From a bush outside of Netflix HQ, I can now confirm that following the streamer’s exit from their WB deal, The Big N is now earmarking all $2.8 trillion received from the deal’s termination fee to st...

Netflix Using Entire WB Break-Up Fee to Greenlight ‘The Electric State 2’

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Ghostface Fired from ‘Scream 8’ Amid Alleged Support of Ms. Rachel — Hollywood Time$ Beloved Gen X meta slasher Ghostface has been dropped from the next installment of the long-running Scream franchise. The firing took place shortly after it was reported that the killer’s official Ins...

Ghostface Fired from ‘Scream 8’ Amid Alleged Support of Ms. Rachel

New scoop from @goodatjob.com

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Tilly Norwood Missing, Last Seen Somewhere on Flash Drive — Hollywood Time$ Tilly Norwood, the future of acting in Hollywood, has been reported missing. FBI Director and energy drink endorser, Kash Patel, announced that he would lead the effort to find Norwood on this week’s ...

Tilly Norwood Missing, Last Seen Somewhere on Flash Drive

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#Scriptsky we must all come together to find Tilly. The future of Hollywood hangs in the balance. #WhereIsTilly

BOX OFFICE REPORT: I Don’t Care How Much ‘Hoppers’ Makes, It Doesn’t Have a Cultural Footprint — Hollywood Time$ From a bush outside of my local movie theater, I can now confirm that professional box office hobbyists across the nation are decrying the $46M domestic box office weekend of Disney Pixar’s Hoppers. C...

BOX OFFICE REPORT: I Don’t Care How Much ‘Hoppers’ Makes, It Doesn’t Have a Cultural Footprint
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My version of Death Note is I write the names of the people I want to minority inconvenience. Have fun realizing you have no milk after pouring cereal into a bowl or accidentally stepping in water while wearing socks

So God of War Sons of Sparta is out and I think they nailed it because what every God of War fan wanted in their games was more kids

JRE probably smells like sweat and lies

Thanks Nick!

Another amazing guest scoop. This time from @brettskalicky.bsky.social! Show Brett some love and check it out.

If your name isn’t Bill Lawrence then why even bother trying to produce, executive produce, direct, write, or show run a tv comedy right now?

Bill Lawrence Spotted Slipping Eight New Comedy Pilots into Tim Cook’s Mailbox — Hollywood Time$ From a bush outside of Tim Cook’s 500,000 square foot mansion in La Quinta California, I can now confirm that Bill Lawrence was spotted slipping eight new comedy pilots into the Apple CEO’s mailbox, e...

Bill Lawrence Spotted Slipping Eight New Comedy Pilots into Tim Cook’s Mailbox

Guest Scoop by @brettskalicky.bsky.social

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It’s definitely working because I hate dinosaurs now because of him

I’m surprised by how many dinosaur movies Chris Pratt has done considering his creationism beliefs

The teachers at my school were the bullies. Homeschooling was tough