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"I created this mix with a Pioneer DJM 250, one Technics 1200, Maschine 3 and a Roland MC-303 Groovebox."
—Terrence Dixon
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Interviewer: why did you invent the Allen wrench
WG Allen: because I love the people
Interviewer: and why did you make it in eleven different sizes
WG Allen (crosses his legs): well I also hate the people
New from me at TVO, on last week's FAO report on homelessness (spoiler: it's bleak)
Luckily, there are enough unflattering photos of Pete Hegseth on Getty Images to last a lifetime
Toronto.
Coffee beans are seeds. You are drinking seeds you are addicted to seeds. You're a bird. You're a whole friggin bird addicted to caffeine seeds.
The splitscreen between "I think they should use the strait" and pictures of the Mayuree Naree Bangkok burning in the strait on the same day is absurdly on point.
Trump has, at last, it seems, found a problem that lying and marketing cannot solve.
Divine writers' room phoning it in again.
Apart from the moral repugnance, this is so revealing of how ignorant conservatives are about poverty. Poor people have to think about money ALL THE TIME. They worry constantly about what everything costs, how to substitute one purchase for another, what bill can be put off until payday, etc.
I mean, I already wasn’t going to Chili’s, but now I’m not going to Chili’s twice as hard because FUCK THIS SHIT
let every jalapeño pop however they want to
“Multifamily housing is for young renters and the poor while single family homes are for established adults with children” is a really pernicious folk theory about how housing markets should work that I think is foundational to so much bad housing policy at all levels of government.
Side note: Media outlets that refused to cave to Pentagon press rules have been coming up with scoop after scoop from military sources. So much for Hegseth’s attempt to strangle journalism
New: A Houston woman is suing Tesla in Harris County, alleging that her Cybertruck, while using Tesla's "Full Self-Driving mode" tried to drive the car off of a bridge. Here is the dashcam footage provided by her lawyers: www.chron.com/culture/arti...
this is actually how my cursed Online brain read the post
Octavia E. Butler said, “These novels are not prophetic. These novels are cautionary tales… The problems that I write about are problems that we can do something about. That's why I write about them.”
And “I hope they're not prophecy because I don't want to live in that world.”
It is completely insane that they are putting people's names into their paid product as "experts" without their knowledge. And Grammarly's response is to say people can OPT OUT?? There's not even a definitive list to see if you're on it.
i love to put my delicious fresh produce in the crisper drawer and never see it again 🥰
Just killed a man's whole family and accidentally installed him as leader of Iran. We created Super Vengeance Boy and are just assuming he'll leave us alone.
"His unique style of politics" is just riffing. He's adlibbing every goddamn thing
not included in this rage-bait story is the fact that most B.C. municipalities use zoning to restrict mobile homes, camper vans, tiny homes etc, which is why you find so many RV parks on reserve land. an easy fix by non-Indigenous governments. thediscourse.ca/nanaimo/regi...
Figurines of Brady Bunch and Partridge Family fighting each other
I have created a diorama of the Partridge family attacking the Brady Bunch family. My life is very boring.
Jay: Guys, please don't let "skeets" stick The experiment in decentralized naming decisions has resulted in the worst possible term How about skoots? Can we bring back skoots? Bluesky OGs, help me out here, remember skoots? 10:45 PM · Apr 27, 2023
Say what you will about Jay, but she is solely responsible for Bluesky posts being called skeets.
If the Dems who win in the 2026 midterms get squeamish about prosecuting this administration, we'll need to elect a bunch of new people running on Nuremberg shit for 2028. This isn't a joke. It's the law. It's justice. Biden let Trump back in the WH and this happened because Joe didn't do his job
Schrödinger’s war
This explains why I haven’t heard them
Fetterman’s voicemail is doing a lot of emotional work for me these days
Waiter, I ordered medium rare Psychology. This is barely cooked.
Home owners have been at the centre of political power for so long that merely shifting the focus to renters and their wellbeing is seen as an attack.
A bunch of rocks that are really worn down bricks and construction rubble
Here’s some of the Humber Bay brick rocks
