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Hugh Jympton ๐Ÿ“Ž

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Wรผlferhampton denizen, Derby born and bred, now living in Germany. Left-ish.

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A clever person knows their limitations โ€ฆ Kemi believes she has none | John Crace There was time for Kemi to embarrass herself again as she explained how we were both at war and not at war

A clever person knows their limitations โ€ฆ Kemi believes she has none | John Crace

12.03.2026 03:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 73 ๐Ÿ” 9 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Moin!

Oh, heโ€™s probably around 160mg/dLfor his LDL cholesterol.

12.03.2026 06:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
12.03.2026 06:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I want to reassure my followers that even though Bluesky has a new CEO, I still remain 100% committed to my mission of making your experience of using this website as unpleasant as possible

09.03.2026 20:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 3648 ๐Ÿ” 347 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 49 ๐Ÿ“Œ 10
12 out of 15 in the Guardian Thursday quiz.

12 out of 15 in the Guardian Thursday quiz.

Felt I needed photographic evidence for this.

Thursday news quiz: snarky memoirs, stylish spaniels and a debut to forget www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

12.03.2026 06:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wenn Weimer nicht zurรผcktritt bzw zurรผcktreten muss, sagen wir: Offensichtliche Lรผgen auch von Staatsministern bleiben folgenlos. Wie in den USA. Ich mรถchte in einem solchen Staat nicht leben.

11.03.2026 23:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 251 ๐Ÿ” 55 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Connections
Puzzle #1005
๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ
๐ŸŸจ๐ŸŸจ๐ŸŸจ๐ŸŸจ
๐ŸŸฆ๐ŸŸฆ๐ŸŸฆ๐ŸŸฆ
๐ŸŸช๐ŸŸช๐ŸŸช๐ŸŸช

11.03.2026 23:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Phew!

Wordle 1,727 4/6*

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๐ŸŸฉโฌœ๐ŸŸฉโฌœโฌœ
๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸจ๐ŸŸฉโฌœโฌœ
๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ

11.03.2026 23:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Their fundamental design flaws are completely hidden by their superficial design flaws" is something I think about way too often.

11.03.2026 12:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 124 ๐Ÿ” 14 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œHraaaahhhโ€ explained Agrajag.

11.03.2026 22:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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โ€œCalvin and Hobbesโ€
โ€” Bill Watterson

๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ•Š๏ธโ˜ฎ๏ธ

11.03.2026 12:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 278 ๐Ÿ” 63 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

I love that heโ€™s referred to by the dwarfs back home as โ€œHead Bangerโ€.

11.03.2026 20:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Discworld QOTD, from Men at Arms

"Carrot often struck people as simple. And he was.

Where people went wrong was thinking that simple meant the same thing as stupid."

11.03.2026 18:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 660 ๐Ÿ” 103 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12 ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

bsky.app/profile/jymp...

11.03.2026 20:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a young boy is dancing in a classroom while sitting at a table . ALT: a young boy is dancing in a classroom while sitting at a table .
11.03.2026 20:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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There yโ€™ go

11.03.2026 19:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 29 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah. Past the point of taking the piss, tbh.

11.03.2026 19:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Crab Just Happy To Be In Bucket With All His Friends

Crab Just Happy To Be In Bucket With All His Friends

Crab Just Happy To Be In Bucket With All His Friends https://theonion.com/crab-just-happy-to-be-in-bucket-with-all-his-friends/

11.03.2026 19:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 5232 ๐Ÿ” 946 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 40 ๐Ÿ“Œ 108

They should put a monkey on the ยฃ50 note and a pony on the ยฃ10 note to confuse the hell out cockneys.

11.03.2026 19:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 1450 ๐Ÿ” 290 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

Thought youโ€™d been quiet. Good that youโ€™re taking it steady.

11.03.2026 18:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thatโ€™s an interesting question.

What animal should we put on Churchill?

11.03.2026 18:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the US is a rogue state that shouldn't be hosting the world cup.. not just the unprovoked war on Iran, also Venezuela

the current starvation of 11m Cubans..

and ICE murdering peple

.sorry deleted and reposted due to drunken levels of grammar and spelling

11.03.2026 17:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh my god.....I can't breathe!!!๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ

@cheshiredoglady.bsky.social

#BigAndy

11.03.2026 17:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 79 ๐Ÿ” 13 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

How about some birds on the notes?

How much does that cost? A shag.

What do I owe you? A pair of Great tits.

11.03.2026 17:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I use Gemini when I'm bored โ€” and it's better than doomscrolling It became my ultimate distraction

WHAT IF YOU JUST READ A FUCKING BOOK

11.03.2026 16:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 5571 ๐Ÿ” 986 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 46 ๐Ÿ“Œ 115

See also โ€œwe canโ€™t stop now after spending all this money!โ€

11.03.2026 17:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Do I detect sossidge?

11.03.2026 17:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cor! A turret!

11.03.2026 17:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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11.03.2026 17:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just my heels. Was wearing merino hiking socks when I got the blisters! I was surprised.

But Iโ€™m looking for a bombproof shoe/sock combination for a 24-hour obstacle course race in June.

11.03.2026 17:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0