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Happy Friday! I can’t believe I made it to the end of the week without stabbing someone in the neck with a letter opener.

Friday Steve

The scariest words in horror used to be “He’s behind you.” Now it’s “He’s president again.”

If today doesn't seem different, it's because every day is "Friday the 13th" while Donald Trump is in office.

Prevention is better than cure!

FTG

I have never regretted supporting a political candidate more than I regret supporting John Fetterman.

Don’t stop talking about the Epstein files.
Don’t stop talking about the Epstein files.
Don’t stop talking about the Epstein files.
Don’t stop talking about the Epstein files.
Don’t stop talking about the Epstein files.
Don’t stop talking about the Epstein files.
Don’t stop.

Let Them Eat Crab! But sure, tell me again about “waste, fraud, and abuse

We have $7M for lobster but nothing for pediatric cancer research.
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but no guns are banned.....

whats that?

hey man the nom noms are included when you order the Primetime Goo Goo man Extravaganza package , he chooses you for being the greatest fan boi assistant ever, as long as you practice tummy time without needing assistance this time.

🎯🎯🎯🎯😡

“.. It looks like a textbook case of cronyism.” 🤡

@timobrien.bsky.social @bloomberg.com
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ikr!

normally i dont buy dtuff like this but you cant go wrong with a little Dr. Pepper!

seems like war in the middle east has been going on non stop for thousands of years. its actually been the product of at least 10 different wars muddled together over the years.

*Wikipedia

Quick note for evangelicals: war in the Middle East doesn't trigger the second coming.

Jesus isn’t Beetlejuice.

to feng shui my studio apartment it says to put a plant on top of the water tank above the toilet to keep out negative energy

Tweet by Adam Kinzinger reacting to news that Jake Paul appeared on stage with Donald Trump at a rally in Kentucky, commenting that we live in unserious times with serious consequences. The image shows Trump and Jake Paul standing together at a rally podium with a crowd behind them.

I want off this timeline.

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Democrats Get Serious About Taxing the Rich Having finally realized that the rich are orders of magnitude richer than they used to be.

Democrats are beginning to reshape taxes to account for the massive redistribution upward of wealth and income that the nation has experienced since 1980. buff.ly/ydEEKU2

Iran Strikes US Fifth Fleet Base – Bahrain Erupts in Uprising & Saudi Forces Move to Crush Dissent In a desperate bid to censor further documentation of the damage inflicted by Iranian missiles and drones, the Bahraini authorities are pursuing a legal campaign targeting what they call “high betrayal” for filming the ongoing retaliatory strikes. Bahrain’s Public Prosecution seeks to implement the “death penalty” and are operating on the basis that they will pursue violators “without the slightest mercy”. The post Iran Strikes US Fifth Fleet Base – Bahrain Erupts in Uprising & Saudi Forces Move to Crush Dissent appeared first on MintPress News.

Iran Strikes US Fifth Fleet Base – Bahrain Erupts in Uprising & Saudi Forces Move to Crush Dissent - Mint Press News

#foreign affairs #daily digest #iran war #us fifth fleet

not only should they halt the project, they should annihilate it.

Senate passes Warren-backed housing bill to improve access and affordability The rare bipartisan bill would reduce regulations, regulate corporate investors and expand how housing dollars can be used to build affordable homes and rentals.

Senate passes Warren-backed housing bill to improve access and affordability - GBH

#house #senate