Kandy

This needs to be immortalized.

Metroplex Starlight: Part of me imagines this is what you call your flirting. Displayed is a cover of some game called "MILF conditioning"

Insane ball knowledge is being used on me, oh my fucking god

Oh my fucking god

It takes 3,000 people to contribute $5 a month to pay someone to maintain critical public-good services like this. 3,000 isn't a lot. Neither is $5.

opencollective.com/blacksky

V作戦

The longing is biological

a four-panel stick-figure cartoon panel one: three standing figures. from left to right, a guy wearing a necktie looking at his phone, an angry MAGA guy yelling FUCK YOUR FUCKIN POST FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU, and a rando just standing there like an NPC. panel two: the guy looking at his phone shows MAGA guy his hand, causing MAGA to vanish. the word Block hangs in the air where fuckface once was. a green-bordered in-game message appears, reading "+2 Mental Health." now the rando is suddenly interested. panel three: as our man continues doom-scrolling, a sly grin on his face, the rando on the right puts on a punch-me face and snarls: "Typical lefty, blocking everyone who disagrees with-" panel four phone guy shows the hand to punch-me face, causing the rando to vanish. the word Block hangs in the air where that dickhead was. a green-bordered in-game message appears again, reading "+2 Mental Health."

it's been a wild time getting so much attention over the last few days, so to all the new faces, it'd be really cool if you're able to throw a coin my way cuz things haven't been the most fun lately with groceries and other things, please and thank you! 💕💸🏳️‍⚧️

Hey hi, I'm doing a bunch of errands and I realized I'm doing all this on an empty stomach.

It'd be cool to have some meal before I head back if you're able to pitch in cuz I'm far from home rn, please and thanks! 💸💕🏳️‍⚧️

Hey hi, tysm for spreading the word!
It's hard to not feel like I'm being annoying about this stuff but times are tough (especially now cuz I'm in the negative again and don't wanna overdraft aaaa), but seeing folks share the reposts really helps
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perma mutual aid pin thing, hi!

I'm a black transfem who's only getting by with income support and that only helps with so much.

So, if you're able to and wish to, you can donate to me at ko-fi.com/kandyelmo

quotes on this in the future will be for particular in the moment stuff i need support in

That's the best part:

I can't, they're just gonna be hotter in the process.

gf gave me the dyke pass cuz the fictional men I'm into are just eggs in some shape or form

got me thinking i missed a direct when this autoplayed in my feed, omg

worth remembering, David Lynch directed “fix your hearts or die” specifically at transphobes. it wasn’t a generic “no mean people allowed” statement, it was said by his Twin Peaks character in defense of a trans woman he cared for and deeply respected.

this is an incredibly funny computer. only 128gb storage, claiming 1tb because you can technically use OneDrive with it. "Intel 4-Core Processor" could be a Celeron. and you can put 32gb ram in it because why not i guess

focus energy (1/2)

"Characters aren’t owed anything. And it's just as insulting to believe that their problems can be solved by antiquated means like pairing them off and calling it a day." THANK YOU ISAIAH! YOU GET IT!

The emancipation of Asuka Langley Soryu: aftermath.site/neon-genesis-e...

i am glad to hear that bluesky is listening to me and i look forward to my seat on the board

Yeaaaaaaaa, but the splash damage tooooooo lol

buppy wtf 😭

The Singularity is upon us: Apple's AI summarized a text message that read "I'm still down to clown if you are" to.... "clown event still possible."

"Okami" is a tale about how the only way we can beat depression is with sheer ennui

Y'know what hell yea 💖

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Joined a friend's small server for our circle and the first thing one of our mutual friends said when I showed up was "ENRICHMENT DETECTED".

I'm so cooked, yall 😭😭😭

...I hate that I can't even deny that 😭

Damn dhdhdhdhdhdh

joan in panties, on a couch and watching tom goes to the mayor. she looks at the viewer and say "don't mistake this for me endorsing tim heidecker platforming graham plattner"

i dont know why i cant draw normal smut
#furry #furryart