Song Parody Ethan

ME: It's a kid's movie about a dragon who disguises himself as a nanny

PRODUCER: Keep talking

ME: called Mrs Mouthfire

HIM: Get out

What are Tasmanian blue devils?

At least one would read The Art of Warfighting if it existed, was short, and had pictures.

Blueski, the famous Smurf influencer who, for a fee, will let you write things on his face and arms.

That's one way to avoid being told to Move It

Next week he plans on inviting Steph Curry and LeBron James to come train the FBI in case Iran decides to replace the war with a basketball game between federal law enforcement agencies.

They won't come, but Enes Kanter Freedom will.

Other things happened during that time

"Crunchy peanut butter is an abomination" was the whole post.

For what it's worth, someone started a thread on Facebook about 15 years ago with the opposite opinion, and it lasted for years with thousands of replies with everyone involved being somewhat connected to the poster.

Just started watching Casino for the first time.

What is In Lysenko's Russia?

An oil tanker approaches the strait of Hormuz, collects a gold star and passes through while safely invulnerable

I think I may have cracked it

This is the first I'm hearing of this happening. And despite the many problems with GW Bush, I am pretty sure he told people not to act that way towards Muslims after the 9/11 attacks. It should be basic common decency not to blame people for something done by strangers with the same religion.

“Bullied by My Alarm Clock”
-a memoir

Getting the recording started for my first parody video of the year.

High hopes for this one, but the algorithms have tended to dash any hopes I've had

I'm rated in chess now. Poorly. And still probably overrated.

It looks like this is brand new and starting this summer in Pennsylvania

Drinking seeds as a pasttime activity

Add a letter, ruin a song

Purple Brain

George, son of Jet

This was also the perfect scenario, up against a terrible defensive team and a lot of the best scorers on his team not playing. But still not easy to do.

It's weird that this was even an available bet even with the friendly circumstances.

There's been quite enough winter this year. No more of that, please.

What is Ant-Manacle?

The pop-ups were annoying but the last straw was probably the unhinged trolling in certain writers' comment sections.

I basically stopped posting there once I started focusing on my YouTube channel so I don't think those trolls knew of my existence.

Hopefully this year there will be a waffle iron that isn't haunted

I forgot that was the name of that restaurant and thought it was a real place

It's a shame the amiright website spiraled out of control and the site owner stopped accepting new parodies. It was a huge part of my development as a writer (I started submitting there when I was 19)

Add a letter, ruin a song

Nopalite

I'm not familiar with Tchochkies and only know parts of one Bourbon, one Scotch, one Beer, but I liked the part where the server kept trying to push appetizers and you were like NO, JUST COFFEE

Thanks. I can try that next time.