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Keeley ❄️

@vertedin.de

Staff Engineer @ Slack, Core Maintainer @ Electron. Loves electric bikes, coffee, horror games & planting tomatoes. She/They. 🐢 LunaπŸ“Portland

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I am having so much fun with Resident Evil 9, what a delightfully stupid game, just motorcycle jousted against a bad guy on a highway bridge, and the bad guy's bike spun off the bridge and literally exploded and Leon said, "Should have worn a helmet", I hope they make 12 more of these games

10.03.2026 03:51 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
09.03.2026 11:14 πŸ‘ 2616 πŸ” 833 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0

Hot take, but I actually think this is good? I just ran a marathon two weeks ago in hotter-than-expected conditions and it got a little scary; I watched a few people around me go down from the heat/need a medic.

This seems like a fine way to keep people safe - let them have their medal, who cares

08.03.2026 05:18 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
RE9 comic
Big monster dragging Grace away as she screams
Monster gets shot in the face BLAM!!
Leon smugly: "Seems like she was... a bit of a drag"
Grace, having nearly died by a giant freakish monster, looks up at Leon entirely confused "huh?"

RE9 comic Big monster dragging Grace away as she screams Monster gets shot in the face BLAM!! Leon smugly: "Seems like she was... a bit of a drag" Grace, having nearly died by a giant freakish monster, looks up at Leon entirely confused "huh?"

i almost had my head bitten off by a giant freakish monster, why is this old man making lame jokes at me 😭 #re9

07.03.2026 03:20 πŸ‘ 11458 πŸ” 2468 πŸ’¬ 45 πŸ“Œ 28
Hey Jane - Senior Graphic Designer We’re looking for a high-velocity, high-vision Senior Graphic Designer to join our team and help us build the most accessible, trusted virtual abortion clinic. You will be the engine room of our creat...

hey, I just learned that @heyjane.com is hiring a full-time remote graphic designer! We are a telemedicine clinic focused on providing medication abortion, so if you think this is for you, check the position: jobs.lever.co/heyjane/a1a7...

04.03.2026 21:13 πŸ‘ 80 πŸ” 50 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The Fellow Aiden! A little bougie, I got a gift card and put it toward it πŸ˜€ Still figuring out all of the settings but I'm having a lot fo fun with it

04.03.2026 18:27 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

IT WAS GOOD

04.03.2026 18:27 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Just got an automatic drip coffee machine you can pre-schedule and set a scheduled brew for 8:30am tomorrow and I have never been so excited to go to bed, will report back tomorrow morning

04.03.2026 05:53 πŸ‘ 34 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm sorry you're getting some pretty bad faith responses here - I really enjoyed following this thread and watching your work develop over the past day or so, it was pretty cool to see it improve in real time and learn about how it could potentially be used for legal work!

03.03.2026 01:20 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah; I honestly barely used the app anyway and there's a wide range of alternatives (Venmo, Zelle, etc), so I didn't see a reason to keep it around if they're not even going to employ people

27.02.2026 05:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œI’m blending in, no one can tell,” I mumble to myself as I stand ramrod straight waiting for the subway in Japan

25.02.2026 02:40 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Raspberry co-ferment cappuccino from LiLo’s Coffee Roasters in Osaka. It was really good

Raspberry co-ferment cappuccino from LiLo’s Coffee Roasters in Osaka. It was really good

Last morning in Osaka ❀️ πŸ‡―πŸ‡΅

25.02.2026 02:32 πŸ‘ 143 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

A panel from dungeon meshi that changed my life

22.02.2026 20:58 πŸ‘ 11823 πŸ” 4438 πŸ’¬ 27 πŸ“Œ 48

I totally agree with you normally and wow it tasted incredible

23.02.2026 01:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you!!

23.02.2026 00:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Then last January, he had an idea for a new bit: He’d set up a fake tip line that people could use to report anyone they thought was an undocumented immigrant. It was darker than his other stunts, but it felt topical, the kind of challenge he wanted to try. At the very least, he thought, he might get a few calls he could talk about at his next show.
Instead, his website has received nearly 100 submissions from across the country: people reporting their neighbors, ex-lovers, Uber drivers, strangers they saw at the grocery store. One tip came from a teacher reporting the parents of a kindergarten student at her school.
β€œI mean, they seem like nice people or whatever,” the woman told Palmer on the call. β€œBut if they’re taking up resources from our county, I’m not into illegal people being here.”

Then last January, he had an idea for a new bit: He’d set up a fake tip line that people could use to report anyone they thought was an undocumented immigrant. It was darker than his other stunts, but it felt topical, the kind of challenge he wanted to try. At the very least, he thought, he might get a few calls he could talk about at his next show. Instead, his website has received nearly 100 submissions from across the country: people reporting their neighbors, ex-lovers, Uber drivers, strangers they saw at the grocery store. One tip came from a teacher reporting the parents of a kindergarten student at her school. β€œI mean, they seem like nice people or whatever,” the woman told Palmer on the call. β€œBut if they’re taking up resources from our county, I’m not into illegal people being here.”

This @drewharwell.com story about a man who set up a fake ICE tip line, and the sheer range of people who called in, is gutting www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2...

20.02.2026 18:00 πŸ‘ 165 πŸ” 37 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 2

Oh that’s awesome, I didn’t realize they were new owners, they were so nice! The photo shoot was such an awesome idea, everyone was having a blast

17.02.2026 14:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Jay Ortiz Photography Client Gallery Homepage

Big shout out to Jay Ortiz for the photos, they look so good! jayortizphotography.pixieset.com

17.02.2026 13:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Luna a black lab/collie mutt is very happy against a white background with red hearts. Her ears are up and she looks excited

Luna a black lab/collie mutt is very happy against a white background with red hearts. Her ears are up and she looks excited

Our local dog store (Tre Bone PDX) had a free Valentine’s Day photo shoot for the neighborhood dogs and I’m losing my mind over how cute Luna looks in hers 😭 πŸ’• (@thedrawplay.com)

17.02.2026 13:45 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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You're Gonna Need A Bigger Browser Browsers are hugely load-bearing in the Web's architecture, and yet they haven't changed very much in quite a while. If the Web is indeed for user agency, we should take a hard look at our user agents...

new* thoughts on what web browsers can be by @robin.berjon.com

* new to me, the post is 2023 but still fresh
berjon.com/bigger-brows...

13.02.2026 19:28 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2

I KNOW HE SO SWEET 😭 He wouldn’t leave the car for like 10 minutes, I had to keep gently coaxing him out

15.02.2026 18:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A gorgeous white, grey and black striped cat sitting on my center console. He was very friendly and also wouldn’t leave the car for like 10 minutes

A gorgeous white, grey and black striped cat sitting on my center console. He was very friendly and also wouldn’t leave the car for like 10 minutes

An uninvited guest jumped in my car today when I was about to drive home

15.02.2026 06:27 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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i love dns it always works great for me πŸ‘„βœ¨

video was created by the luminary genius @citiesbydiana.bsky.social πŸŒ†

03.02.2026 16:10 πŸ‘ 462 πŸ” 86 πŸ’¬ 25 πŸ“Œ 20

β€œContext poisoning” is a great way to describe this, actually!

13.02.2026 00:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly a good theory and probably true lol

12.02.2026 22:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, I definitely think that's part of it. I also think there's a sheer volume of code that an agent is capable of writing, that depending on the day & my own mental state, I'm not able to review critically enough to keep up, especially if I feel the agent isn't solving the problem the right way.

12.02.2026 22:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Claude Code makes my job so much more fun and productive some days, and leaves me feeling incredibly wrung out and exhausted on other days, and I don't think I have the language yet to describe why that is

12.02.2026 21:54 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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The AI Vampire This was an unusually hard post to write, because it flies in the face of everything else going on.

This post was shared in a friend's Discord and I can't stop thinking about it; it mirrors the same excitement/exhaustion cycle I've been experiencing personally steve-yegge.medium.com/the-ai-vampi...

12.02.2026 21:53 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Commander 4 pod - one deck playing Jenovah, one playing Robots/Rose, one Knuckles and one red/black deck who’s Commander I don’t remember but which definitely killed me

Commander 4 pod - one deck playing Jenovah, one playing Robots/Rose, one Knuckles and one red/black deck who’s Commander I don’t remember but which definitely killed me

Wednesday night MTG ❀️

12.02.2026 05:53 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Google Chrome 145 Released With JPEG-XL Image Support Back in 2022 Google deprecated and then removed JPEG-XL image support from the Chrome/Chromium browser codebase and now in 2026 it's back

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO
www.phoronix.com/news/Chrome-...

11.02.2026 05:49 πŸ‘ 32 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0