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Ian Betteridge

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He of the eponymous law. FRSA. Good at writing and sums. Degrowther, and not a fan of capitalism. Your pal. The Eye of Sauron, but for headlines. Made by socialism and immigration, which seems to annoy people. Come for the headlines, stay for the Gramsci.

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local techbro discovers CK3 not a manual

10.03.2026 10:26 πŸ‘ 716 πŸ” 92 πŸ’¬ 38 πŸ“Œ 34

He absolutely would. And thank you!

10.03.2026 17:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I am casting an eye at Birkenstocks frankly.

10.03.2026 06:47 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

At the rate I would write it, 2047.

10.03.2026 00:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Zen fascists will control you... In 1979, a punk band from San Francisco recorded a song about the Governor of California. It was a joke, mostly. Jerry Brown was a Democrat, a Buddhist, a man who dated Linda Ronstadt and discussed li...

I think this post has been in my drafts folder for about three years, and finally – FINALLY – I've finished it. Joni Mitchell, Jello Biafra, and Peter Thiel all feature. Warning - it's REALLY LONG.

www.ianbetteridge.com/zen-fascist-...

10.03.2026 00:09 πŸ‘ 37 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 4
Zen fascists will control you...

Zen fascists will control you...

Zen fascists will control you: https://www.ianbetteridge.com/zen-fascist-wi/

In 1979, a punk band from San Francisco recorded a song about the Governor of California. It was a joke, mostly. Jerry Brown was a Democrat, a Buddhist, a man who dated Linda Ronstadt and discussed limits and simplicity...

10.03.2026 00:07 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

What *is* it good for?

09.03.2026 22:24 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Ladies and gentlemen, the "leader of the free world".

09.03.2026 21:47 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

WTH is he talking about?

09.03.2026 21:37 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2

His mind is going. He can’t gaslight his way out of this one.

09.03.2026 21:42 πŸ‘ 81 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Thanet District council on Instagram: "πŸ“’ OPERATION FLAG TIDYNESS – UPDATE Thanet District Council is pleased to introduce our new Flag Awareness Team, who will be patrolling across the Isle over the coming weeks removing offensive flag displays and providing education to private residents about the misery and distress their flag arrangements can cause to others in the community. Thanks to additional partnership funding provided by kkc and @reformuk, we are now able to scale up this important work and ensure all flags across Thanet are reviewed, assessed and where required removed. Residents may already have noticed the results of this work overnight, with teams successfully removing a number of disgusting, tatty and clearly unauthorised flags along Dane Park Road and Ramsgate Road, particularly on the route toward @westwood_cross. πŸ§ͺ These items have now been securely bagged and transported for forensic testing so that officers may gather evidence to identify and convict the vandels responsible for installing them. Our teams worked throughout the night to ensure Thanet’s streets remain safe, tidy and free of intimidating textile displays. πŸ‘€ If you spot any new flag sightings, please report the location to us immediately so our Flag Awareness Team can attend. Just let us know where they are and we will #dealwiththem Working Efficiently For You." 602 likes, 212 comments - thanetdistrictcouncil on March 4, 2026: "πŸ“’ OPERATION FLAG TIDYNESS – UPDATE Thanet District Council is pleased to introduce our new Flag Awareness Team, who will be patrolling across the Isle over the coming weeks removing offensive flag displays and providing education to private residents about the misery and distress their flag arrangements can cause to others in the community. Thanks to additional partnership funding provided by kkc and @reformuk, we are now able to scale up this important work and ensure all flags across Thanet are reviewed, assessed and where required removed. Residents may already have noticed the results of this work overnight, with teams successfully removing a number of disgusting, tatty and clearly unauthorised flags along Dane Park Road and Ramsgate Road, particularly on the route toward @westwood_cross. πŸ§ͺ These items have now been securely bagged and transported for forensic testing so that officers may gather evidence to identify and convict the vandels responsible for installing them. Our teams worked throughout the night to ensure Thanet’s streets remain safe, tidy and free of intimidating textile displays. πŸ‘€ If you spot any new flag sightings, please report the location to us immediately so our Flag Awareness Team can attend. Just let us know where they are and we will #dealwiththem Working Efficiently For You.".

Oh this is a magnificent bit of trolling (and not, as should be obvious, the real Thanet District Council). The flagshaggers are foaming at the mouth in the comments.

www.instagram.com/p/DVeMibtCIRD/

09.03.2026 21:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

There is no funnier train station sign than "Cambridge home of Anglia Ruskin University". Everytime I see it I'm impressed all over again at the level of trolling.

09.03.2026 17:42 πŸ‘ 1071 πŸ” 88 πŸ’¬ 38 πŸ“Œ 8

Yeah, iA are puritans. I think there is a middle ground. Oh god I’m a software centrist!

09.03.2026 17:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

You should sign up! It's a laugh! Except when everything is crap and it's quite depressing looking at the state of the world (I do try and avoid this)

09.03.2026 12:20 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

The institutionalised contempt for trans people is breathtaking in its devastation. This is not about politicians’ β€œlegitimate concerns” regarding medicine. It’s fundamentally about a desire to stop trans people existing. We must continue to challenge such transphobic politics unapologetically.

08.03.2026 23:20 πŸ‘ 100 πŸ” 33 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Interesting that NHS England have now made this official. In practice it's been the case for years now, they just haven't publicly admitted it.

09.03.2026 08:14 πŸ‘ 72 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
Ten Blue Links, "cough cough cough" edition

Ten Blue Links, "cough cough cough" edition

Ten Blue Links, "cough cough cough" edition: https://www.ianbetteridge.com/ten-blue-links-cough-cough-cough-edition/

08.03.2026 21:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The world’s most unreliable encyclopaedia: Elon Musk’s AI Wikipedia alternative is distorting the truth about Northern Ireland, defaming, and perversely altering history From Bloody Sunday to RHI, Gerry Adams, Bobby Sands, and Michael Stone, Elon Musk’s Grokipedia is spreading dangerous lies about Northern Ireland

The world’s most unreliable encyclopaedia: Elon Musk’s AI Wikipedia alternative is dangerously distorting the truth about Northern Ireland, defaming & perversely altering history. It smears Troubles victims, lauds a paramilitary force & libels politicians.

07.03.2026 08:41 πŸ‘ 224 πŸ” 105 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 9
Photocopy image of a paper collage. We see the words β€œoh darling! That tour of the slums was fascinating” in individual cutout and stuck on letters, ransom note style. The words are on top of an image of a room in a fancy stately home with big paintings, mirror and fancy old furniture. In the bottom right there is a cartoon illustration of a couple, facing away from us and wearing a formal dress and suit. Around the edge of the image, in a much smaller font are more cut out words reading β€œour hugely popular tour returns visiting a particularly nasty neighbourhood” and β€œthere will be dangerous and risky environments” and β€œdark sins” and β€œthe scenes and sights of criminal life and sins” and β€œface to face with the shadows of murderous crime”.

Photocopy image of a paper collage. We see the words β€œoh darling! That tour of the slums was fascinating” in individual cutout and stuck on letters, ransom note style. The words are on top of an image of a room in a fancy stately home with big paintings, mirror and fancy old furniture. In the bottom right there is a cartoon illustration of a couple, facing away from us and wearing a formal dress and suit. Around the edge of the image, in a much smaller font are more cut out words reading β€œour hugely popular tour returns visiting a particularly nasty neighbourhood” and β€œthere will be dangerous and risky environments” and β€œdark sins” and β€œthe scenes and sights of criminal life and sins” and β€œface to face with the shadows of murderous crime”.

My latest collage art!
Still planning to compile my collages into a #zine at some point!

(paper collage, photocopied)
#art #collage #papercollage

05.03.2026 20:01 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

we do chaos engineering, of course

every terraform apply is chaos engineering

www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXPp...

06.03.2026 19:19 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And read-only access.

06.03.2026 19:13 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It is 7pm on a Friday night and I am on the sofa watching Crufts, occasionally shouting things like "LOOK AT HIS CHOPS!" at the TV. How's your weekend going?

06.03.2026 19:12 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly, I am not particularly anti-AI, but you have to be absolutely off the planet to allow it the freedom to change anything in a production database.

06.03.2026 19:10 πŸ‘ 69 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 2

This is pretty disgraceful.

06.03.2026 10:54 πŸ‘ 225 πŸ” 59 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 3
Times front page with banner reading β€œWhy men my age want wives to obey”

Times front page with banner reading β€œWhy men my age want wives to obey”

This headline is not actually telling the story of the article - which is the writer’s genuine concern at those new stats. But it was a headline that made my heart sink - it feels like any news coverage should be very clearly a condemnation of such backwards thinking

06.03.2026 08:01 πŸ‘ 344 πŸ” 45 πŸ’¬ 42 πŸ“Œ 12
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The House of Lords Digital & Communications Committee just published their report on AI, copyright & the creative industries, and their conclusions could not be clearer.

🧡 1/5

06.03.2026 08:53 πŸ‘ 1540 πŸ” 881 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 131

that Michael Young was responsible for the creation of the two unalloyed goods for British life of Which Magazine, the Open University *and* also Toby Young will never cease to astonish

06.03.2026 09:19 πŸ‘ 101 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

Think this is right and it is a big part of the major dysfunctions of our politics the extent to which it attracts men who think shouting at things makes them heroic fixers and the job of women is to get out of the way.

27.02.2026 15:58 πŸ‘ 283 πŸ” 56 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 6

British female track and field athletes are being asked to cover the cost of their own Β£185 sex tests if they want to compete internationally. Because curbing trans people's rights to participate in anything subjects everyone to intrusive scrutiny and here, hefty expense. This is not a 'them' issue.

06.03.2026 07:13 πŸ‘ 377 πŸ” 125 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 5