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Some folks: Demure & Mindful Me: Obscure & Spooky Serial Re-poster "I never said I was nice."

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bitch what the fuck

10.03.2026 22:09 πŸ‘ 500 πŸ” 58 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 4
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If you're gonna be a MAGA couple in the Cosplay world, maybe don't look like middle-aged Charlie Brown and Plank from Ed, Edd, and Eddy! Too niche?
#cosplay

09.03.2026 20:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Kiki runs everything!
#girlboss

09.03.2026 20:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I feel like even Trixie Mattel would find this BOLD look a bit shocking....

09.03.2026 20:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A large-headed white tiger with love heart-shaped ears and a red cross on its forehead stands in the street.

A large-headed white tiger with love heart-shaped ears and a red cross on its forehead stands in the street.

Heartora, a white tiger with heart ears and a red cross on his forehead, is the mascot for the Japan Red Cross.

09.03.2026 18:58 πŸ‘ 636 πŸ” 175 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 3

oh good i was worried it was white supremacy and capitalism

09.03.2026 17:04 πŸ‘ 3188 πŸ” 679 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 5
a mallard duck stretching out on his hind legs so he's big and tall like a guy with no arms.

a mallard duck stretching out on his hind legs so he's big and tall like a guy with no arms.

what did you just say? what. did. you. say.

09.03.2026 17:25 πŸ‘ 447 πŸ” 76 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 15
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Meanwhile, she's secretly running a sports bar in Los Angeles. She's a jet-setter, a girlboss! We love to see that she took time out of her schedule to meet with JF.

09.03.2026 18:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

wow and the missile just did that? by itself? that's crazy

09.03.2026 14:44 πŸ‘ 396 πŸ” 43 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 0
Pit pit on a pile of skulls saying "severed is the head that wears the crown!" death to the wizard kings!

Pit pit on a pile of skulls saying "severed is the head that wears the crown!" death to the wizard kings!

Chop chop!

08.03.2026 23:14 πŸ‘ 947 πŸ” 204 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

worst day of the year. hour stolen from night time given to the smug idiot breakfast eaters. the rise and shine clowns

08.03.2026 23:51 πŸ‘ 3404 πŸ” 674 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 5

How will this affect the Riyadh comedy scene

09.03.2026 00:05 πŸ‘ 5279 πŸ” 618 πŸ’¬ 61 πŸ“Œ 9

The fact that she tried to dodge the question so hard...in a Pub...is so funny to me.

08.03.2026 21:15 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Babs Tarr Ultra Melon Log with a person holding a drink in frame

Babs Tarr Ultra Melon Log with a person holding a drink in frame

Six years ago today...This was the LAST semi normal day I had. The energy at this event was good, but you could feel a change in the air.
#GalleryNucleus #BabsTarr

08.03.2026 21:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

this is the exact same claim that was made when israel blew up that first hospital in gaza. now theres no hospitals

07.03.2026 23:50 πŸ‘ 64 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

"I don't want to have to explain to my kids what gay people are" is ridiculous. You have to explain everything to them! They've never seen anything before! What else are you doing this about? You don't like broccoli so you just refuse to ever let your child know about what broccoli is? Okay man

08.03.2026 01:52 πŸ‘ 1851 πŸ” 453 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 13
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🩷 Ιͺα΄›'ꜱ κœ±α΄œα΄˜α΄‡Κ€ α΄‡κœ°κœ°α΄‡α΄„α΄›Ιͺᴠᴇ! 🩷

07.03.2026 19:21 πŸ‘ 17285 πŸ” 4767 πŸ’¬ 72 πŸ“Œ 64
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At Largest ICE Detention Camp, Staff Bet on Detainee Suicides, AP Reports Camp East Montana has received several 911 calls in the span of five months about immigrants trying to harm themselves.

Staff at the nation’s largest Immigration and Customs Enforcement detention facility have placed bets on which detainee will be the next to die by suicide, according to new reporting from the Associated Press based on 911 calls and detainee accounts.

07.03.2026 21:00 πŸ‘ 9304 πŸ” 6068 πŸ’¬ 608 πŸ“Œ 1539

"He said without being asked."

06.03.2026 16:24 πŸ‘ 921 πŸ” 234 πŸ’¬ 40 πŸ“Œ 6
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Some Kind of Monster...This Podcast Lives!

Farrarch is back and it's freakier than ever! Get every episode this month by signing up at Patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks

art by @theaveragejoey.bsky.social, theme by @howelldawdy.com, featuring many special guests!

06.03.2026 15:01 πŸ‘ 81 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 3

You know how every true crime doc always says, "She lit up a room"? I AIM to NEVER light up rooms...I will say the weird, cringe, and awful thing.
I think this is tacky...but I respect the spirit of being petty.
I also had someone stare me down at a funeral once...so I laughed in their face.

07.03.2026 02:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
March 6
The Biblical Case For Ditching Social Justice
FEDERALIST
Federalist Radio Hour >

March 6 The Biblical Case For Ditching Social Justice FEDERALIST Federalist Radio Hour >

Today’s episode of β€œNot The Onion.”

06.03.2026 17:27 πŸ‘ 397 πŸ” 103 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 24

Everyone needs to be talking about this.

06.03.2026 03:39 πŸ‘ 1362 πŸ” 690 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1
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This is Button. His family decided he was ready to be left home alone for the first time today. As it turns out, freedom can be a little awkward. 12/10 (TT: beginningwithbutton)

05.03.2026 00:08 πŸ‘ 4700 πŸ” 542 πŸ’¬ 87 πŸ“Œ 34
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no i didnt

05.03.2026 16:50 πŸ‘ 224 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 0
A dead-eyed business casual selfie of the author in a button up shirt and sweater vest in front of a brown wall

A dead-eyed business casual selfie of the author in a button up shirt and sweater vest in front of a brown wall

Meme where a cat wearing a tie is thinking "I hope I don't get humiliated" in front of a big photo of a factory labeled "humiliation factory"

Meme where a cat wearing a tie is thinking "I hope I don't get humiliated" in front of a big photo of a factory labeled "humiliation factory"

Happy Thursday let's get this bread haha

05.03.2026 17:58 πŸ‘ 109 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Nurses demand Congress abolish ICE, invest in health care Nurses demand the removal of immigration enforcement agents from communities, the abolition of ICE, and accountability for this administration’s crimes against all residents of the United States.

"Nurses demand the removal of immigration enforcement agents from communities, the abolition of ICE, and accountability for this administration’s crimes against all residents of the United States."

originally authored in January, more & more of us stepping up to say: RELEASE EVERYONE & ABOLISH ICE!

05.03.2026 18:04 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Uh-oh! Worst person you know learned therapy words

Uh-oh! Worst person you know learned therapy words

05.03.2026 02:06 πŸ‘ 7315 πŸ” 1514 πŸ’¬ 38 πŸ“Œ 1
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two women are hugging each other in a kitchen and the caption says " cuddling is for teddy bears " Alt: two women standing in a roomt with the caption says " cuddling is for teddy bears "

Post an iconic horror movie image.

05.03.2026 05:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey chat, y'all ever just....

05.03.2026 05:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0