Thank you to all the people who are good at talking about random things for hours.
08.11.2023 08:17
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Thank you to all the people who are good at talking about random things for hours.
I've never expected to read such a sentence ever again.
Oh shiiiiiii, tri's ready for another pts nerf again!
I'll never understand how people ban Brinewater RM and TC and choose to play Museum, Eeltail and Hammerhead instead
I'll always prefer Brinewater on all modes to so many unbanned stages
Super Hexagon.
Just do the Splatoon 2 ranked system but instead of one ranked queue, make one for each mode, it's all this game needs.
I really hope the devs will undo EVERY change to ranking / matchmaking they've done in Splatoon 3. Not a single one of them was good.
- Divisions
- missing deranks
- Series in X rank
- minimum point gains / losses
- simplified matchmaking
I want Splatoon 2 X Rank back, this shit we have in 3 is ass
OpenAI Unveil “Final Slogan”
X rank rotations of this evening, all are incredibly bad. Featured: Lemuria hub at 5 pm, Flounder Heights and Robo Romen Tower Control at 7 pm and Scorge Gorge Splat Zones at 9 pm
"Oh man, I really wanna play X rank this evening!"
Influencers Explained
#webcomics #comicsky
A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.
A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."
A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."
A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"
Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not
OK to provide a real response:
Make kills (assists might be broken) increase or reset duration so that you can chain good plays or increase zip speed for every kill/assist so that it becomes harder to dodge the more impact you generate.
Potentially make main weapon usage not decrease duration.
They could triple the ink coverage radius of explosions so that it can solo paint zone.
I wish life was easy
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"Paper Mario: The Origami King" has been added.
Listen now: 🔗 music.nintendo.com
But what if there were MORE changes?? There might be changes we don't know of which also accidentially could've made it inside the game..
Maybe on less popular weapons.
11.0.1 was an emergency bug fix, right?
I could actually imagine they've already started working on the next balance patch and the RPD nerf was supposed to be on 11.1.0 but they forgot to remove/disable it for the emergency fix.
11.0.1 was an emergency bug fix, right?
I could actually imagine they've already started working on the next balance patch and the RPD nerf was supposed to be on 11.1.0 but they forgot to remove/disable it for the emergency fix.
*clip, not replay
Strong win though, I can see in the replay how you never stopped believing! 👍
Crazy how anti cheat apparently doesn't detect it, I would expect some kind of program which checks for how fast rainmaker is moving and if it's basically 2 seconds to cross the entire map, it'll cause a ban. 😅
Started to grind Carbon Deco. First day of the grind: Anarchy Series Weapon Power 1853 -> 2110.
Fun weapon, I enjoy it a lot.
The image is a six panel black and white comic. Panel 1 - A person walks into a bathroom, yawning, clearly having just woken up. The words "toothpaste" hover over a container on the counter. Panel 2- They pick up the toothpaste, squirting some directly into their hand, eyes still closed. Panel 3- They begin to rub it onto their head, as if putting shampoo in their hair Panel 4- They stop, realizing something is off and they are not in the shower Panel 5- They look down at their hand, full of toothpaste Panel 6- They stare bewildered, finally realizing what's going on.
worth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead
🆕 Good Morning Quest Sprout!
#swordscomic
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THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!
Shipshape TC is awful and was overrated from the start, same with Crableg Rainmaker and Clams.
Everything else is fine I guess
Museum 3x 😭😭
No Brinewater. 😭
