There is a man at the ACC tournament screaming Iris by the Goo Goo Dolls while Stanford tries to shoot free throws
There is a man at the ACC tournament screaming Iris by the Goo Goo Dolls while Stanford tries to shoot free throws
Good timing
Basketball!
Shai βMy Whole Life Is Consistentβ Gilgeous-Alexander!!
SGA ties Wilt Chamberlain for the most consecutive 20+ point games in NBA history.
Iβm not sure enough people grasp how insane this accomplishment is.
This is what Syrias looked like in Tehran today. It is raining oil. The street cats are covered in it. This is a colossal crime against humanity.
Seriously when I see the bombing videos I just think βoh yeah, we have plenty of money for single payer health care, no questionβ
Following the failure of SQ836 to make the ballot, it might be worth taking a look at the company (like we did at @readfrontier.bsky.social a few years ago) in charge of verifying the signatures in Oklahoma.
Sorry to screenshot @jasonheppler.org but I want it all in.
This is more than a joke. Under the hierarchical 18th-century culture of deference, political leaders were often expected to be landed gentry, above the scrum of commerce. For GW, clothes were a necessary marker. AI ain't getting that.
If somebody tells you they go to Bible Church theyβre telling you that theyβre fucking illiterate.
Iβm like halfway through, really enjoying it
We're smokin' that Argentinian himejoshi catgirl shit out of a puma bone pipe at an altitude of 12,600 feet, concurrent with the third Dynasty of Ur, you stupid shit.
Remember: If you are a billionaire, a wealth tax and cap are for your *own protection.* The income tax rate at the end of a pitchfork is 100%.
The gap between how cool he thinks he sounds and how he actually sounds would take light eight centuries to traverse.
Every head of state, elected or not, should only serve a fixed term and at the end, should they survive, go on trial for their crimes to determine whether their permanent exile will be cushy or hard
Screenshot of Mastodon user @scott@carfree.city writing: "As an ethical AI user, I begin each session by asking the chatbot to give a stolen data acknowledgement. It is an important first step toward justice."
And now we learn that Anthropic thing was just posturing / a charade. AI literally kills.
Every year that same Cadbury commercial and I have to think, thereβs no way any of these animals are still alive.
Just want to note that 3am in Washington is like 11:30am in Tehran. The American people are the ones he snuck up on in the dead of night to conduct this illegal attack, not the purported enemy.
Itβs so good!
I have questions about the fifa peace prize
Sarah Connor in Terminator 2 field stripping an M16 getting ready to kill Skynet before it can be invented
Reading the news about AIβs got me feeling like thisβ¦
Nailed it. Iβm glad our people (first timers) are enjoying themselves but some real JOMO over here.
We keep getting older judgy mailmen and they keep trying to give me their (bad) opinions.
This one today was about seeing a guy drinking from a cup he found in a trash can.
I usually get pizza if I donβt go Iβm just too hungry to bother and make some boring sandwich. Itβs always a letdown.
Same! My car needs a engine rebuild soon and Iβm like I donβt want to βupgradeβ to screens just let me keep my buttons and knobs.
Me trying to get back to sleep at 3am.
Cason Wallace. #ThunderUp
All you have to say is βwe certainly didnβt mean any disrespect to the US womenβs hockey team. We all know theyβre great champions and competitors, and weβre proud of them.β Then STFU
Iβm either going be at work late helping with the Roger Deakins event or watching the Thunder vs the Raptors, either is preferable to getting anywhere close to watching the SOTU thanks