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Oklahoma indie bookseller and buyer. Recreational bike rider. Still always lifting boxes.

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There is a man at the ACC tournament screaming Iris by the Goo Goo Dolls while Stanford tries to shoot free throws

10.03.2026 19:07 πŸ‘ 1582 πŸ” 426 πŸ’¬ 39 πŸ“Œ 187

Good timing

11.03.2026 01:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a basketball player is laying on the floor holding a ball ALT: a basketball player is laying on the floor holding a ball

MVP!!!

10.03.2026 02:13 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Basketball!

10.03.2026 02:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Shai β€œMy Whole Life Is Consistent” Gilgeous-Alexander!!

SGA ties Wilt Chamberlain for the most consecutive 20+ point games in NBA history.

I’m not sure enough people grasp how insane this accomplishment is.

10.03.2026 01:27 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This is what Syrias looked like in Tehran today. It is raining oil. The street cats are covered in it. This is a colossal crime against humanity.

08.03.2026 18:54 πŸ‘ 132 πŸ” 62 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 4

Seriously when I see the bombing videos I just think β€œoh yeah, we have plenty of money for single payer health care, no question”

06.03.2026 21:59 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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How Oklahoma is making it harder for citizen-led measures to get on the ballot The state hired Shapard’s wife and three adult children to help when some workers didn’t show up. The Secretary of State’s office also pulled in some of its own staff to help as the deadline to get ba...

Following the failure of SQ836 to make the ballot, it might be worth taking a look at the company (like we did at @readfrontier.bsky.social a few years ago) in charge of verifying the signatures in Oklahoma.

06.03.2026 01:12 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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Sorry to screenshot @jasonheppler.org but I want it all in.

This is more than a joke. Under the hierarchical 18th-century culture of deference, political leaders were often expected to be landed gentry, above the scrum of commerce. For GW, clothes were a necessary marker. AI ain't getting that.

05.03.2026 05:48 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

If somebody tells you they go to Bible Church they’re telling you that they’re fucking illiterate.

05.03.2026 01:14 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m like halfway through, really enjoying it

05.03.2026 00:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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We're smokin' that Argentinian himejoshi catgirl shit out of a puma bone pipe at an altitude of 12,600 feet, concurrent with the third Dynasty of Ur, you stupid shit.

02.03.2026 21:30 πŸ‘ 3128 πŸ” 1168 πŸ’¬ 29 πŸ“Œ 28

Remember: If you are a billionaire, a wealth tax and cap are for your *own protection.* The income tax rate at the end of a pitchfork is 100%.

02.03.2026 05:06 πŸ‘ 857 πŸ” 226 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 1

The gap between how cool he thinks he sounds and how he actually sounds would take light eight centuries to traverse.

02.03.2026 13:17 πŸ‘ 2868 πŸ” 459 πŸ’¬ 162 πŸ“Œ 13

Every head of state, elected or not, should only serve a fixed term and at the end, should they survive, go on trial for their crimes to determine whether their permanent exile will be cushy or hard

02.03.2026 09:59 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot of Mastodon user @scott@carfree.city writing:

"As an ethical AI user, I begin each session by asking the chatbot to give a stolen data acknowledgement. It is an important first step toward justice."

Screenshot of Mastodon user @scott@carfree.city writing: "As an ethical AI user, I begin each session by asking the chatbot to give a stolen data acknowledgement. It is an important first step toward justice."

01.03.2026 21:58 πŸ‘ 270 πŸ” 65 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 5

And now we learn that Anthropic thing was just posturing / a charade. AI literally kills.

01.03.2026 12:36 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Every year that same Cadbury commercial and I have to think, there’s no way any of these animals are still alive.

01.03.2026 14:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just want to note that 3am in Washington is like 11:30am in Tehran. The American people are the ones he snuck up on in the dead of night to conduct this illegal attack, not the purported enemy.

28.02.2026 12:21 πŸ‘ 4112 πŸ” 1016 πŸ’¬ 62 πŸ“Œ 22

It’s so good!

28.02.2026 13:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I have questions about the fifa peace prize

03.01.2026 13:32 πŸ‘ 60 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Sarah Connor in Terminator 2 field stripping an M16 getting ready to kill Skynet before it can be invented

Sarah Connor in Terminator 2 field stripping an M16 getting ready to kill Skynet before it can be invented

Reading the news about AI’s got me feeling like this…

28.02.2026 03:41 πŸ‘ 991 πŸ” 163 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 5

Nailed it. I’m glad our people (first timers) are enjoying themselves but some real JOMO over here.

26.02.2026 18:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We keep getting older judgy mailmen and they keep trying to give me their (bad) opinions.
This one today was about seeing a guy drinking from a cup he found in a trash can.

26.02.2026 18:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I usually get pizza if I don’t go I’m just too hungry to bother and make some boring sandwich. It’s always a letdown.

26.02.2026 18:24 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Same! My car needs a engine rebuild soon and I’m like I don’t want to β€œupgrade” to screens just let me keep my buttons and knobs.

26.02.2026 13:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Me trying to get back to sleep at 3am.

24.02.2026 22:56 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Cason Wallace. #ThunderUp

25.02.2026 03:01 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

All you have to say is β€œwe certainly didn’t mean any disrespect to the US women’s hockey team. We all know they’re great champions and competitors, and we’re proud of them.” Then STFU

24.02.2026 18:26 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m either going be at work late helping with the Roger Deakins event or watching the Thunder vs the Raptors, either is preferable to getting anywhere close to watching the SOTU thanks

24.02.2026 19:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0