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I know it's a silly jokey joke, but people REALLY need to stop anthropomorphizing their boyfriends. "My boyfriend told me" your boyfriend didn't "tell" you anything. "My boyfriend thinks..." your boyfriend can't actually think or feel; just output a convincing simulation of it based on probability 🙄

14.03.2026 06:20 👍 3608 🔁 596 💬 42 📌 23

orgone theory, but weirdly leftist about it

14.03.2026 03:04 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
An ancient Aztec pot shaped like a crab with extremely goofy eyes and mouth.

An ancient Aztec pot shaped like a crab with extremely goofy eyes and mouth.

I love it when a museum has an exhibit that's just a lil guy

13.03.2026 21:37 👍 912 🔁 133 💬 23 📌 21
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key wallet highly recommend if you don’t like getting poked in the legs

14.03.2026 01:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
a broken deture on a pavement brick in the rain, next to lush green weeds

a broken deture on a pavement brick in the rain, next to lush green weeds

14.03.2026 00:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

offer up your goop, the beast demands goop

13.03.2026 17:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

right, but in my experience classical recordings avoid close micing because it alters the sound (more low end for example), but perhaps classical recording has changed since i was last familiar

13.03.2026 16:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

fun fact: when hendrix developed the fuzz pedal, wah pedal, and flanger as we know them today, his explicit goal was to have the level of timbre control over a guitar that a bowed instrument provides natively

13.03.2026 15:57 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

the technical term is “tone color” or “timbre” (rhymes with amber in english). bowed instruments and reeds give the most control over timbre, which is why they sound the worst when played by beginners.

13.03.2026 15:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

or it was treated as a question of capturing exactly what the conductor or lead violin hears, the conceit being that if there were any imperfection in the sound, they would have addressed it already, and all that was left was to capture their work

13.03.2026 15:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

re: “classical micing techniques”, things may have changed in the last couple of decades, but when i was acquainted with classical composers and performers, “micing technique” was either done in an extreme way as a one shot experiment,

13.03.2026 15:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

now that i actually listen, it’s less the vibrato or recording technique, and more the insistent precision (of the intonation, the rhythm). it’s like the way a posh british accent draws attention to every syllabic nuance, while a country drawl is exaggeratedly slurred and mumbled

13.03.2026 15:42 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

also, classical recordings don’t use close micing unless it’s intended as an experimental effect, and the lower frequencies don’t carry as far from the violin as the high ones

13.03.2026 15:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

the tuning is identical, but the instrument setup (bridge, strings in particular) are going to emphasize highs more for classical

13.03.2026 15:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

what i don’t like about this framing is that our healthcare system is more expensive than universal healthcare would be

13.03.2026 14:34 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

blind guess before listening: vibrato

13.03.2026 14:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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12.03.2026 16:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

the problem is that nobody has headphone jacks any more

if the game is noise war, i’m going with merzbow

12.03.2026 16:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

now *this* is an idea a 12 year old would come up with

12.03.2026 15:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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not the onion

12.03.2026 11:28 👍 2868 🔁 551 💬 33 📌 44

i’ve owned a samsung with dex. dex works like a chromebook. for real general purpose usage i would want linux, but the linux-on-dex project is discontinued

no real file system, incompatible with a standard dev environment for programming

12.03.2026 13:52 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

so is a digital watch. but nobody puts a ui on either that makes them useful for general purpose computing.

12.03.2026 01:17 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

from what I remember of being a child, my behavior would have been much less "child like" if I wasn't so afraid of how adults responded when I didn't play the games they expected from me

11.03.2026 21:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

or as a last resort say "this is no fun and I am no longer playing with you, goodbye" (a statement fully compatible with being a child, which offers escape from being a child if that's what I desire)

11.03.2026 21:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I prefer this description to the "I still have a child within me" description, because it offers more choices while still accurately describing the situation where I find myself thinking like a child. I can switch to orienting ("hey look at that dog") or pivot to another game if I find an opening

11.03.2026 21:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

when a man talks forcefully and makes commands at me, he is introducing a game. I do not become a child, but I am left with the same set of choices (and guided by the same set of intuitions) as I had when I was a child. in fact this game is how we train children a particular way of being a child

11.03.2026 21:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

interlocking is playing a game. much like chess, many of the games involve smaller and smaller sets of choices the longer the game goes. I think often when we feel like we have two selves, what we really have is two games we repeatedly play in predictable ways.

11.03.2026 21:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I have studied systems extensively but am not sure what people mean when they describe the self as a system. is it a group people sharing one body?

IMHO we can engage another human in two ways, to interlock or orient. orienting is saying "look at that" and you look at a thing together

11.03.2026 21:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

also, another angle, speaking of not being human: hope does a weird little mushroom guy deal with pain? does he release spores, sink rhizomes into soil, fuck with the brain and/or liver of a would be predator?

11.03.2026 19:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

he's a cop, vrunt

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