Nintendo DSA

my condolences to the chef

more than anyone, you have made me mad at myself for not having come up with a joke first

so little of posting has the personal qualities that make meaningful human connection possible. instead, so much of it is the equivalent of a press release for the poster’s personal brand. posting becomes an amalgamation of brand management and advertising.

everyone hates when companies update their logos with a sans serif wordmark or whatever but that’s very similar to what a lot of people do to their personalities when they post

if there is ever another assignation like the assassination of shinzo abe, we will call the weapon “the twohickey”

I made an image circa 2019 of Marge Simpson merged with Argentina, called “Margentina.” Peaking out from behind Margentina’s hair is a Hans Moleman Bolivia, which is secretly called “Molivia.”

ai couldn’t make this

Child: I want precious ambergris
Mother: we have precious ambergris at home

Precious ambergris at home:

howdy

we think too much with our eyes.

Fractone from Donkey Kong Bananza and Rock Pikmin from Pikmin 3 and 4.

my brain has been not developed in twenty years

I was bothered when I didn’t see people talking about Rishi Sunak that way but at least people had a good excuse because he was evil. But what’s the excuse now

There was a picture that circulated a lot during the George W Bush administration of a guy holding a sign that said “get a brain! Morans.” I edited it so it says “get a brain! Vote Zohran.”

A candlestick chart for Fast Retailing with on the three month time frame, with an opening price for 2012 marked with an arrow labeled “Momus Uniqlo ad.” The intent here is to deceive advertisers into believing they can multiply their market capitalization by ten over the course of a decade by commissioning original music from Momus.

The results speak for themselves!

all of these 90 day policy pauses make me wonder if the administration misunderstands the meaning of the phrase “no quarter”!!!!!!

the thing i think isn’t emphasized enough is when people don’t understand how mirrors work it’s often because they perceive depth existing in the mirror when it doesn’t

Book cover for “Make Way for the Dumb Bunnies” by Dav Pilkey (screenreaders take note: it’s pronounced Dave Pilkey). The cover features a seal which states “this book is too dumb to win an award.”

They should call it “the Kirby and the Forgotten Land–Nintendo Switch 2 Edition + Star-Crossed World game for Nintendo Switch 2.”

one under-discussed part of all of this is how much the tariffs will fuck up tradle

I do suspect barricading the streets with bouncy castles is an under-explored protesting tactic

im just worried about how easy it is to get out of them if they’re hit by rubber bullets or teargas

the united states became known as the bawlivarian republic

a chicken in every pot, a mario kart in every game builder garage

Gamers… welcome to the Nintendo DSA

I don’t post much now because I resent that one has to post for people to know you exist. I feel that there should be a way for people to know you exist that doesn’t require posting

Oh I’ve watched a lot of City Islands with my roommate’s daughter, I feel bad for not noticing your name in the credits before!

I think in the last fifteen years there’s only been one show on PBS Kid that would parody the works of Giacomo Puccini and that’s Peg + Cat, a Fred Rogers Productions production.

it’s not very life-affirming that being alive is most often demoralizing

the ironic thing is if alanis morisette had used better examples of irony the song wouldn’t be as well remembered

Ana Torrent in The Spirit of the Beehive with a bowl in front of her face.

Fernando Fernán Gómez in The Spirit of the Beehive with a pocket watch and a distinctive hexagonal patterned window behind him.

Ana Torrent in The Spirit of the Beehive with a bowl in her hands.

Fernando Fernán Gómez in The Spirit of the Beehive.