@rozhki.myatproto.social
Cat lady, cyclist, mom and wife, love eating, hate cooking, also coffee. Donate to @distributeaid.org and Coffees for Gaza https://opencollective.com/coffees-for-gaza #santacruz #bikecommutercabal
Two panel drawing, the first panel shows two horseshoe crabs talking and their speech bubbles read: - Yo Frank, you trying to evolve today? - Lol nah The second panel shows one crab with a caption: God's Perfect Creation - The Horseshoe crab 445 million years of non-evolution
Little cow is back omg!
Muppet babies when
Not that they *cannot* be used that way, but how do you activate them?
Awesome, have fun!
If you can find time for this, please please please go: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vasa_(s...
Oh you gonna jinx the last part so hard.
Both, depending on the amount of drinks.
"Is that fair?"
I'm glad you asked!
Must be custom made from Cory's hair.
I agree.
How is this not your profile picture.
At no point of this poem could I guess where the next sentence was going.
Omg I have the same set.
This is approaching Rolling Wild levels.
Trying to remember Friday night.
"I've been training for this all my life"
Legit thought the fluff on the left was a toy.
Instead of repeating Marie Antoinette's cake line she never actually said, we now have a real life example we can refer to. What a time to be alive.
A screenshot of an email notification that reads "The Oatmeal. We need to talk about naked mole rats".
Why now
tap tap
Same. I was just wondering if it's bsky main that is crashing, because everything looks fine in my feed.
A photo of the envelope corner with the sender's address that reads: the ONION America's Finest News Source GLOBAL TETRAHEDRON LLC 2045 W Grand Ave Ste B PMB 479693 Chicago, Illinois 60612-1577 USA
The Onion envelope is easily one of the best things that lands in my mailbox these days.
(The other best thing is @badhandbooks.bsky.social The End Times newspaper novel that I'm also very much looking forward to every time!)
Loved the whole thing, it was amazing. Can't remember the last time I was glued to the screen for four hours.
Loved your presentation, thank you for pulling through. I just realized I've been glued to the screen for four hours, and every minute of it was amazing. Best thing I've watched in a while
Starting in 45 minutes y'all.
God bless this whole thread.
Well, it depends on how you look at it. What are numbers but an illusion of the human mind in its fleeting existence on a rock flying through space to its inevitable death? Is a million a lot? Who knows!
I love this thread. Y'all are awesome.
