Rude Law Dog

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Trump: famously good at predicting the future based on facts

*TRUMP SAYS WAR COULD BE OVER SOON: CBS

the markets are rallying on this, an old man yelling at the sky

not sure if it's degrossing or if retail thinks this is a dip to buy

told ya, and yeah it sucks lol

BREAKING: Iran rejects negotiations, says ready for U.S. ground invasion, per TIME.

plastic bags full of gasoline in the trunk of a car. impact font text reads “ready for fucken monday?”

lmao

Grok is woke again folks

Bear Sterns funds were blowing up in summer of 2007 well before almost anyone acknowledged that catastrophic conditions and circumstances were here

Alex

are you sure meme with chinese bulk carrier transiting hormuz and US watching

The c__k chair of geopolitics

A handicap blue and white painted sign on the asphalt of a parking space. The symbols are meant to be a pregnant women and a baby stroller, but it doesn't look like that. It looks like pac man being killed with scissors next to a dancer

Twerkers at the barbeque get priority parking 🫡

lol that people are already freaking about about this move as if going down to 4000 wouldn't be a perfectly normal drawdown during a normal cycle.

spooz will be -5% and the Goldman high short index will be -1% at close tomorrow, bookmark this post

WTI opens up at $105 lol incredible

this is all very terrifying but i gotta post a few "lmaos" here. lmao

I love that shit so much

it will never not be hilarious that the market's response to instability is to bid up the US dollar, especially when this is all the result of our dipshit pedophile mad king trying his hardest to nuke US hegemony

America is the only nation that is roughly import/export neutral on oil, won't take much for the others to squirm

the Gulf petro barons could stop this (pull out every cent of investment into American Tech companies and VC funds)

europe could stop this (sanction US tech cos)

china could stop this (choke off supply of chips/materials)

if you strangle the top heavy QQQ index, it's over. feels inevitable tbh

This is no different from Putin saying MH17 was shot down by Ukraine or Assad saying rebels gassed themselves.

King Kunta slaps tho

Clipse - Let God Sort Em Out
JPEG Mafia (several)
Denzel Curry - Melt My Eyez
Tyler, The Creator - IGOR

i like a ton of albums other hip hop snobs like, i just find kendrick's whole packaging lacking. also "not like us" is gross & bad and I hate Drake

yeah especially that

I prefer monster train because it's much easier to luck into broken builds

sure it is, it's an outpost of the US military. Hard to argue it doesn't present a risk by merely existing

I am too stupid for this game I think (same with the first one)

they're 100% defensible lol, they host US military bases