Crimson

Ok so i was helping the Trans union group for chaser reasons but they're all like the party hard suck cock kind of Trans people which is not my type what do I do chat

Nah it was in a joking way

Cool Dad Raising Daughter On Media That Will Put Her Entirely Out Of Touch With Her Generation

Cool Dad Raising Daughter On Media That Will Put Her Entirely Out Of Touch With Her Generation https://theonion.com/cool-dad-raising-daughter-on-media-that-will-put-her-en-1819572981/

Guy who i respect: *taps my glasses* ah I see you have some... funny shaped glasses now. well, they suit your whole *eyeing me* nerd thing you have going on *pats my head* your hair is always out of place

Humiliated

I was given a bunch of C elegans ans idk what to do with so many

Was reading a history book in middle school and found saw a cool name of a famous academic and politician and adopted that

Trump embodies that feeling where you're so overwhelmed you dissociate completely for hours while actively talking to people and remember none of it but it all works out in the end ❤️

When someone uses AI art to promote their work, be a friend and let them know it looks bad. Just like a big piece of spinach between their teeth. It's an act of kindness.

War ain't what it used to be.
@theonion.com

Prosecutors Unable To Attend Live Nation Trial After Scalpers Buy Every Ticket

Prosecutors Unable To Attend Live Nation Trial After Scalpers Buy Every Ticket https://theonion.com/prosecutors-unable-to-attend-live-nation-trial-after-scalpers-buy-every-ticket/

“Never send a dog-killer to do a people-killer’s job.” Henry Beisert, Seed Packager

Kristi Noem Fired As DHS Secretary
https://theonion.com/kristi-noem-fired-as-dhs-secretary/

Anyone Else Have Those Weird Dreams Where Sobbing Future Generations Beg You To Change Course? The human subconscious is such an interesting thing. No matter how much you think you’ve got it figured out, it’ll always spit out the most random stuff. Take me, for example. After coming home from a...

Commentary: Anyone Else Have Those Weird Dreams Where Sobbing Future Generations Beg You To Change Course?

No Blood For Oil vs. Exactly How Much Oil Are We Talking About? Contrary to what he would have you believe, President Bush’s plans to invade Iraq have nothing to do with such high-minded goals as liberating the Iraqi people or saving the world from terrorism. His ...

No Blood For Oil vs. Exactly How Much Oil Are We Talking About?

A digital illustration of a small, fluffy baby dinosaur sitting in a person’s cupped hands.

It’s dangerous to go alone.
Take this.

what we need is a transgender billionaire

Diagram representing the impacts of viruses on aqueous sediment geochemistry. Organic matter (OM) sinks to the sediments, which is cycled in the microbial community, as well as increasing abundance, diversity, activity, and degradation of OM. From this “microbial loop” recalcitrant dissolved organic matter (RDOM) and dissolved inorganic carbon (DIC) are stored in sediments. Carbon is also released into the atmosphere from the sediment, and viral infection transfers genes between hosts or releases exogenous DNA to be used by bacteria, potentially aiding in metabolic activity. Created in BioRender. Williams, J. (2026) https://BioRender.com/b4wqimp.

#MicrobiologyMonday: Marine sediments store vast amounts of carbon. By infecting and lysing microbes, viruses shape biogeochemical cycling from coastal zones to the deep sea and influence long-term carbon storage. Get the story in #AppEnvMicro: asm.social/2Qv

Study Finds Mourning Loved Ones A Huge Waste Of Time

Study Finds Mourning Loved Ones A Huge Waste Of Time https://theonion.com/study-finds-mourning-loved-ones-a-huge-waste-of-time/

What is that even supposed to mean

FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States

FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States https://theonion.com/fbi-uncovers-al-qaeda-plot-to-just-sit-back-and-enjoy-c-1819576375/

What the fuck is that

Pixar made films in the 2000s so incredible that I can only assume they made a deal with a demon that would ensure they would never produce anything challenging or innovative past like 2010 ever again

Leon Gómez 1 review 8 months ago this is our first time I went this location! so the handsome guy was on counter I don't know he's owner or manager but that guy working on point! the way he handled... more Krauszer's Food Store (Owner) 8 months ago Hhjjuhgg

This is so fucking cute

I'll ask my PI and trust whatever he says

If we get all the reports doctors have made about me over the years I have autism, adhd, depression and anxiety and like I dont wanna be that person

no

They diagnosed me with adhd 4 years ago and no one told me???

I swear to fucking god if exercises fixes my depression im killing myself

Barra forte monark

I want one of these old blue collar man bikes for the durability and aura but they all weigh like 20kg