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10.03.2026 21:53
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ummmm... yes✨
😯 oh my... smart thinking... i should dig an escape tunnel to be safe
I used chloroform on the bsky security guards 💅✨
sing me to sleep w some sea shanties gurl
facts, b*tch 💅💕
no 80% forgotten hiding spots 😔
being a trendsetter is cooler than whatever is above it… we’re the sexy mysterious loner kids who everyone has a crush on bc we carry a switchblade and write poetry in a dingy leather journal
join us✨
I refuse to edit myself unless they pay me
Everyone wants Bluesky to let us edit our posts. Except me. I want to edit everyone else's posts.
Plans < cancelled plan < no plans < no plans, but knowing people totally want to hang out with you
😯 would like it but you have 2s straight across and that’s good luck
GO GRAB A SCRATCHER CARD THING BELUGA! HURRY!
sorry… sounds like a dope tattoo idea tho ❤️🛸🍄❤️
closer to 80…
not sure if it will help, but the absolute uncertainty and unpredictably of everything should be seen as equally terrifying and hopeful, bc logically it is, imo
the fear part seems more real, but it’s not, all outcomes exist, even some currently perceived as impossible
ending every conversation with jazz hands
i am very clearly a person 🙄
many are saying this✨
this movie is fantastic 10/10
Ohhhh right, sports exist
now I know why my neighbors were yelling.. I hope...
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
I have to change the time? Me, changing time. What's next, I've gotta manipulate some space for you?
Nobody’s talking about cranberry sauce anymore. I see how it is. Cool cool
im going to steal your jewels*
*pistachios
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sorry
this is true😌
and ty✨
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