willrad

worst day of the year. hour stolen from night time given to the smug idiot breakfast eaters. the rise and shine clowns

2026 nuclear family meme— featuring Fritzi as Neurodivergent Aunt, Sluggo as Sluggo, Nancy as Daughter, Nancy Jr as Woke Dog

“rent” and “jail” are fake ideas meant to keep us from discovering the Proporción Última, the mix of uppers and liquor that makes all consequences disappear

The Man From Another Place. Twin Peaks S01E03 - Zen or the Skill to Catch a Killer.

Twin Peaks: The Man From Another Place.

A screencap from '60s BATMAN television show in which Burt Ward as Robin is the Batmobile talking on the bat-phone while Adam West as Batman drives. The subtitle reads "Diane, 11:30 AM, February 24th. Entering The Town Of Twin Peaks”

SANS!!!! 11:30 AM, FEBRUARY 24TH!!!! ENTERING THE TOWN OF TWIN PEAKS!!!!

It's all downhill from here, giant lobsters

hey also

as somebody who wrote a book on moral panics

the thing about the Epstein case is that

unlike satanists in daycares

Epstein was real and that abuse actually happened

the Epstein mess is a morality *play*

ie a story about what happens when wealth and power and influence go unchecked

All they have is violence

Sunny days

illustration of lowly worm dressed in black bloc and preparing to throw a molotov with his foot

even a worm will turn

the ultimate gamer

That classic meme of the cartoon cat Heathcliff riding a ham-mobile with a helmet on that says "Ham" as two old ladies watch from the safety of a ham-colored house. One of the ladies, Grandma Nutmeg, is speaking. The caption reads, "Is it Thursday already?"

I'm going to do everything in my power to make this one of those weekly memes.

An idaho hot dog is exactly what you think it is.

"This wasn’t crowd control. This was panic control. This was the federal government throwing tear gas at a punchline because they couldn’t arrest a joke."

[leonard cohen voice]
it's a cold and it's a broken Waluigi

hey bud how'd the shumblin go. get everything shubbd

Heathcliff walks down a park path with a fish in a small fishbowl perched atop his head. The fish says "Broseph". A couple watches him from a nearby park bench, and one of them says "It's a close relative of the brofish."

14 Jan 2026

- July 31, 2008 [[Ray is holding the phone and dialing. Beef waits expectantly, clipboard at the ready.]] Ray: Alright dogg, I'm takin' on The Game. Beef: No you don't mean it <<Beep Bop Dootle Dop>> [[Ray keeps dialing. Beef makes a note on his clipboard.]] Ray: Yeah, man. Dilbert. Probably gonna get sued for even sayin' that name. Beef: Alright be strong and no matter what just get the win <<Deet! Deet!>> [[Ray is on the phone. He is wearing a snappy black track jacket top thingy. He holds a martini. He is in complete control of the situation. He is a god among men. Er, cats. Cat-men. Whatever.]] Dilbert: Hello? Ray: Yo Dilbert! How's your coffeebert? You gettin' pizzabert for lunchbert? You ever wish you'd never chained yourself to certain dopey suffixberts? Scott Adams: I'm suing you. [[Ray still on the phone.]] Ray: You're like chow main, man! You're just not a big deal! [[Ray continues verbally abusing Dilbert.]] Dilbert: I'm suing you, and I will get all of your things. Because that's how this works. Ray: Did a reader submit that sentence for use in this phone call? Is that how this works? [[Ray, still on the phone turns to look at Beef.]] Dilbert: Oh, man. Do you know how SUED you just got? You are SO sued. Ray: Look, I gotta go be a spineless hero to sixty million water cooler wimps who have their password written on the back of their hand. Later on, horse dogg maniac. [[Beef scratches a name off of his clipboard. His tongue pokes out giving the appearance of intense concentration.]]<<Skreet Skreet>> http://achewood.com/index.php?date=07312008

We ate a Wigan kebab - the weirdest meal in the north? YouTube video by JOE

unfortunately the "smack barm pey wet" video has crossed my timeline again. I am reduced to saying "smack barm pey wet!" over and over like a deranged pokémon

splash page of a comic story titled A FORTUNE IN BEANS art by Steve Ditko showing a portly man beset by a hailstorm of giant beans falling from the sky

@billhookunion.beanyear.com

Drawing of the artist in a sweater at a desk, scowling at an empty sketchbook page. TEXT: “Maybe the REAL problem is I don’t have the right system of little notebooks…”

2-minute comic

Oh boy. This is going to be a long one. So: Heathcliff and Iggy are standing on their front step. Out before them, a wide variety of Heathcliff characters walk down the street. The Man-Eating Giant happily walks next to a robot. The sun, wearing sunglasses and a big grin, smiles over a blimp hat says BRO on its side. Two cats float by blowing gum bubbles above a UFO with two aliens. The hype slug yells "Let's go!" on their front lawn. The Garbage Ape, holding two garbage cans, runs down the street, followed by his fairy godmother. And, of course, Jimmy the frog is standing on the sidewalk, staring blankly. Heathcliff and Iggy smile at the sight, and Iggy says "It's going to be a great year.

01 Jan 2026

The giant Zardoz head with a party hat and noisemaker

HAPPY HAPPY NEW YEAR! 🎆

i hate how competitive hot dog eaters dip them in water. thats the wrong kind of gross, i need them to pretend they're enjoying them