Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. He is starting to suspect Kras Mazov *fucked him over* personally with his socio-economic theory.
The little sister goes on. "I worry that my time will erode to the point where I will fing myself alone most nights. I don't wanna lose myself in pursuit of an elusive security. I want to do things that make my soul sing. I want to be close to my family. And every day there's more work. And the work seems vaguely important. It seems important enough that it's worth making the sacrifice of hours. But I don't want to sacrigice anything. I want to honour the time I've been given. I don't want to burn it up like an expendable resource...
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Two figures stand in an alleyway at night in winter. The trees are bare. The houses, stark and angular. A gigantic condo looms behind them, its facade lit up by the moon. Two young women emerge from the dark. A younger one and and an older one. The younger one has long dark hair, she wears a toque and puffy coat. She has rectangular glasses. She lights a cigarette while the older one looks on. The older one has her long dark hair tied in a ponytail. She has a fringe of hair resembling an up arrow. She wears a scarf and black peacoat. She has round glasses. She observes the younger one take a puff. The younger one says "Dad would kill me if he knew I was smoking." The older one implores "pleae let your big sister be a laign influence on you." She turns to look her sister in they and points out "you only turn nineteen once! Celebrate by indulging in newly legal vices!"
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Tiddy hurt
source: https://x.com/norve_w/status/1274232828570423302 the image is of Evangelion, specifically the elevator scene but now they're making out together. on the left, the girl with short blue hair is wearing a white shirt with blue overall style skirt and suspenders and the girl pressing her against the wall is wearing the exact same outfit. the girl pinning the girl with blue hair down is sporting long orange hair with a red watch and red bow in her hair. her eyes are closed as she embraces the other girl with her lips. the girl held against the wall looks shocked by is accepting her advance,,,
She did that π so proud
A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.
A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."
A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."
A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"
Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not
Die Wahrheit ist hier zu finden!
necromancer
i know it's 90% off but a warning to potential customers not to buy the steam version of heavy rain. it is not safe. it installs heavy rain on your computer
So truuu
1 day on Estrogen!
Let me be absolutely clear: Our political leaders are heartless beasts born from the deep maw of power. They are blind to their own cruelty, they are deaf to the voices crying out below their fists. The only correct response to our countries actions is disgust
New years resolutions:
-take hrt
-get name change
-get masters thesis started
-get job
-get money
-get bitches
-become immortal like the liches
Nicht AUSRUTSCHEN xDDDDFDSSSHSBC huhuhuhuhuhahehi krrrrkrrrkrrr aahahhahah xDDDDDDD HUHuHsDFdDhGvyvvGsgsgsh
2026 is gonna be the year of girlypop in the sense im gonna girl and get popped
Hey you fuxks now that its 2026 be ready to move out of my way and watch me glow and be awesome GLOW UP GROW UP GET YOUR MONEY UP
I also play a lot of idle games and its kind off interesting how beyond the numbers they are often nothing but pacing and structure. The best ones know when to shift from one to the next, many just make you repeat the same interaction again and again
I was getting into jrpgs lately and am really surprised how much of the game is just the difference in inputs you get to do throughout the game. Mashing A to do normal attacks. Probing a boss for its weakness. Juggling heals while focussing on one damage dealer. In this way, combat contains ideas
I beπ£yearning all dayπ£
Ok
- just got hrt (E) for injections a week ago
- came out to my sister in summer and my parents on christmas lol
- I didn't take many photos, fail
- played almost 100 games
- still jobless
3/5 not bad late game finish
So funny that two of these were delayed and only Death Stranding 2 landed on GOTY list at the keighleys
I loudly screamed "MELOOOOS" at my computer when I first entered the architects strange hotel
Some Amusement Park Rides have been accused of being greatly enjoyable and exhilarating
if you apply bee logic to most life problems you will alienate a lot of people but when all is said and done you will have visited a lot more flower fields than most
I NEED ADHD meds BAD holy shit. This shit is working and I feel like normal all of a sudden
Ist die Isolation wenn du nur Zuhause sitzt, hab ich jedesmal irgendwie