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Jaz

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she/her. trans. charity streams mostly. unstoppable

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numerically, I would have been drafted. practically, i suspect they'd have some reservations about my deployment.

12.03.2026 15:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

LRT I have said on a few occasions that the two auteurs who most understand american politics are George Lucas and Hideo Kojima and i'm not kidding

11.03.2026 21:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the most thoroughly vindicated man in hollywood.

trade disputes and conspiracies βœ”οΈ

republic subverted over sex hangups βœ”οΈ

β€œsand people” killed, royalty indifferent βœ”οΈ

naive idiot casts vote for tyranny βœ”οΈ

villains with silly names like β€œdooku” βœ”οΈ

powerful clerical order screwing up βœ”οΈ

list goes on

11.03.2026 10:38 πŸ‘ 5585 πŸ” 1358 πŸ’¬ 41 πŸ“Œ 16
The latest McDonald's product, the Big Arch burger.
HEADLINE: McDonald’s Big Arch Launches to Disappointing 5,000 Concurrent Eaters.

The latest McDonald's product, the Big Arch burger. HEADLINE: McDonald’s Big Arch Launches to Disappointing 5,000 Concurrent Eaters.

McDonald’s new Big Arch burger has failed to meet concurrent dining expectations immediately following its release.
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11.03.2026 17:12 πŸ‘ 322 πŸ” 82 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 12

Watched a cop car park outside of a dunkin and felt like santa from the m&ms commercial

11.03.2026 16:49 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

our glorious get that bag
their wicked selling out

11.03.2026 01:23 πŸ‘ 64 πŸ” 28 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

and you call yourself amoral

07.03.2026 21:25 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My favorite Bob Kane story:

24.01.2026 00:58 πŸ‘ 842 πŸ” 291 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 22

every time i get carded i get so giddy

06.03.2026 16:20 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly? Love that for you.

05.03.2026 19:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

super not looking forward to Baldwin being in the conversation again either

05.03.2026 19:57 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
a crowd of people wearing costumes are screaming and cheering Alt: a crowd of people wearing costumes are screaming and cheering
05.03.2026 17:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i tell the story of this one often enough that i worry people are sick of it. but i do still love it.

05.03.2026 04:01 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i've been on international tv for kicking myself in the head

05.03.2026 03:57 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i like this one a lot

02.03.2026 15:16 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

it's all just art. "porn" is just art that makes you horny, in precisely the way that "horror" is art that makes you scared and "metroidvania" is art that makes you write video essays

25.02.2026 19:36 πŸ‘ 22582 πŸ” 8165 πŸ’¬ 102 πŸ“Œ 67

hastily writing a cover letter to apply to a public media backend job like "i will work for peanuts please let me do something that isn't actively courting genocide, billionaires, or both"

25.02.2026 05:48 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

only thing i can imagine is linked accounts that already have DOB or age stored explicitly. passing the buck seems more legally airtight than doing behavior analysis or data voodoo

but if you have one of those then idk

24.02.2026 23:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

[preface: this is purely to speculate on other people's behavior, not justify it]

it's the time dilation that makes people freak out, right? like the audience sees joyce and dorothy grapple with these feelings and responses over months but in-strip it's like a day. which can be hard to keep in mind

24.02.2026 16:06 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I am asking you to put down your Wordles, your Connections, any NYT service that legitimizes the transphobic, fascist paper that would platform any grifter who would argue trans people shouldn't exist, that wants us dead.

24.02.2026 14:25 πŸ‘ 31 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I...I didn't realize how much I needed to hear this.

23.02.2026 00:13 πŸ‘ 386 πŸ” 136 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

the mental image of galaxy blasting nazis in time with rob zombie is going to propel me forward through this entire year

20.02.2026 23:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

oh this is lovely

19.02.2026 16:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Don't do that on the rug

19.02.2026 02:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

what the hell are you squirchin about

19.02.2026 02:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

yesterday an idiot exec at a games company said an LLM could have come up with their most successful games. today he does not have a job. this is The Way.

18.02.2026 21:34 πŸ‘ 384 πŸ” 111 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

"Is there a technology the left is excited about?"

Yes.

18.02.2026 19:38 πŸ‘ 110 πŸ” 26 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

trying to come up with something to link to if i can sponsor this at all

maybe a gofundme. maybe something stupider

17.02.2026 22:20 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Someday we’ll find it
The Rainbow Connection
The lovers
The dreamers
And STIIIIIIIIIIING

17.02.2026 21:46 πŸ‘ 126 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2

kept the receipt

17.02.2026 16:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0