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@laughtrack

Asal. Yeen. Friend. Agent Provocateur. NSFW 18+ and horny on main. He/They

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The problem that needs solving, that not even the crypto bros could really tackle, is how to extract the value of the crypto and exchange it for a fiat currency that you can buy groceries or pay rent with.

11.03.2026 16:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Won't someone go and put them on? It's been a while..

11.03.2026 01:05 πŸ‘ 1251 πŸ” 224 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 2

Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only.

10.03.2026 02:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Being gay also didnt help with the whole "be a fundamentalist Christian preacher" vision my dad (a church elder) had for me.

09.03.2026 22:58 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I was groomed to be a preacher and part of that training was learning to debate other belief systems. And the keystone of debate is understanding. So I studied the other beliefs and came to the conclusion that if everyone thinks they're right, the answer is probably somewhere in the middle.

09.03.2026 22:58 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Sunday is for sinning

08.03.2026 22:51 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I need to get a good range day in and make sure all my shit is zeroed and ready to rock.

08.03.2026 22:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Inked πŸ€βœ’οΈπŸ˜πŸ’–πŸ˜

08.03.2026 18:28 πŸ‘ 127 πŸ” 35 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
sock desperately trying to tug an encroaching Kite suit off of him. art by imagesofmelon on FA

sock desperately trying to tug an encroaching Kite suit off of him. art by imagesofmelon on FA

um... h-help?

09.11.2024 03:13 πŸ‘ 445 πŸ” 66 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0
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A little bit of expanding

07.03.2026 16:58 πŸ‘ 332 πŸ” 60 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

should make you play some resident evil

07.03.2026 14:23 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I love getting advertisements for shit I already owned, bought before I ever saw an ad for it. Great marketing, good use of resources there.

06.03.2026 18:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Seriously who fucking decided to put the sync/sendreceive button in outlook under the view tab.

05.03.2026 14:34 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Vibe coders are some of the lowest forms of life on this planet.

It is only by the most pedantic of technicalities that they can be called human.

05.03.2026 13:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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We’ve added some cool ✨new✨ color variants of our standing 2.5 Meter inflatable hyena!

Which one has your heart? πŸ’•

05.03.2026 02:18 πŸ‘ 177 πŸ” 45 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 3

Gotta be a stripy

05.03.2026 03:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How I arrived on Bluesky:

05.03.2026 03:39 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Actually, gold comes not from gold mines but gold mimes! *reaches into a mimes ass and pulls out a handful of gold teeth. the mime then smiles a toothless grin*

04.03.2026 10:57 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Arming the laser hair systems.

03.03.2026 19:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The UI/UX team for M$ Teams are sociopaths. Or slop AI trained by sociopaths. Tomato πŸ…

03.03.2026 17:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

in other news the $45 no name usb-c KVM actually works correctly with the work laptop and the mac mini. Now to figure out how to cable manage the damn thing in a way that doesn't drive me nuts.

03.03.2026 00:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Buy a gun. Use linux.

03.03.2026 00:02 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the argument used to push age verification laws is the same argument used to push gun control. Bullshit legislation that only gives cops and gov't more power without addressing any of the underlying societal issues at all. "think of the kids" is only spoken by fascists and their enablers.

02.03.2026 23:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Worst part about this job is there are only 2 bathrooms in the whole facility and they're at opposite ends of the building. If the one closest to me is closed for cleaning I have a half mile round trip walk to the other bathroom.

02.03.2026 17:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My dad was a truck driver and my pap was a railroad worker. Gone for weeks at a time. And it's sad to say that I think their marriages were better for it. A lot more stress at home when they each retired in their own time.

01.03.2026 14:47 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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28.02.2026 20:54 πŸ‘ 199 πŸ” 43 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I should start pumping my nipples

28.02.2026 23:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I have some letos thin clients I need to bring home and mess with. And a siemens thin client.

28.02.2026 22:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Devil of Altar Lake page 25

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#furryart

28.02.2026 19:37 πŸ‘ 168 πŸ” 28 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Lmao even my minisforum v3 tablet running bazzite works correctly with the kvm and ultrawide. Am gonna try a different usb-c kvm, cuz I do want the work laptop to work with the monitor so it's nicer to use when I wfh

28.02.2026 20:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0