Turtle Hermit (@turtle-hermit)

Fuck the The Braves - Iron Sheikh

27.05.2025 15:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If Ghost makes music for Scooby Doo villains, Sleep Token makes music for sad Addams Family montages.

13.05.2025 15:20 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thinking about the time I saved the Phillies season by wearing my Charlie Manuel jersey to the game last night.

16.04.2025 18:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Omw2ftP.

(On my way to fix the Phillies)

15.04.2025 16:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Absolutely the fuck not. Trans rights are human rights.

02.04.2025 12:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

People with their laptops out on the train: why.

02.04.2025 12:22 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Perhaps back. Perhaps.

01.04.2025 16:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We are winning the fucking series.

22.02.2025 23:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Phillies song for this year gonna be in honor of Phillies greats and brothers Jimmy and Scott, Rollin by Limp Bizkit

22.02.2025 23:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Just watched two pots of water boil. Get an induction stove before you go writing parables, idiots.

19.02.2025 23:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Man standing by garbage truck at Eagles Super Bowl Parade

Good of the Giants Front Office to show up

15.02.2025 16:18 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Man standing amongst crowd at Eagles parade.

Close up of a hamburger.

How it started vs how it ended

15.02.2025 00:23 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I Reached Level 7-99 in Spelunky 2 YouTube video by michaelalfox

It took me five years of off-and-on attempts, but I finally reached 7-99 in Spelunky 2. One of the most difficult gaming challenges ever and I managed to complete it.

Thank you, Derek @mossmouth.bsky.social. It's been a wonderful adventure.

youtu.be/2oGnkhfReAM

14.02.2025 01:18 👍 75 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 0

Gonna check that out. Sounds neat.

13.02.2025 21:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Anyone could have gotten it that night - Chris Long

11.02.2025 19:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I love yall. Go fucking Birds. Our team.

Spanish and KC calls later today. Westwood One late today or tomorrow.

10.02.2025 12:42 👍 142 🔁 7 💬 12 📌 0

Quick reminder the Eagles are 2x Super Bowl Champions and also I love you all

10.02.2025 16:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And also with your spirit

10.02.2025 04:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Great game, who do we play next

10.02.2025 04:27 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Hang the 157 yards and two touchdowns banner

10.02.2025 04:27 👍 57 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

40-22 goes so hard

10.02.2025 04:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Anyone can get it

10.02.2025 04:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

KENNY PICKETT RUN THAT CLOCK OUT

10.02.2025 03:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Go Birds.

09.02.2025 16:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Hey I'm gonna go fill up on gas, can I get anyone some fried chicken or a Saquon t shirt while I'm at the gas station?

06.02.2025 19:33 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Boutta get obnoxiously into espresso

05.02.2025 02:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I can't stop thinking about this. In a world where office microwaves exist you have a problem with apples?

28.01.2025 14:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Eagles vs Commanders: NFC Championship

They "took over" the Hard Rock and then got Rocked Hard Edition, courtesy of the Commanders Radio Network with Bram Weinstein and London Fletcher

1. SAQUON. BARKLEY.

"One play. Eagles take the lead. Touchdown Saquon Barkley."

27.01.2025 21:01 👍 164 🔁 16 💬 5 📌 6

Eagles vs Commanders: NFC Championship

The Merrill and Mike Thread

1. LEADOFF DINGER BY SAQUON BARKLEY

27.01.2025 02:08 👍 398 🔁 58 💬 8 📌 7

NFC Champions are in bed eating cheese and playing The Bazaar.

27.01.2025 01:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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