I'm still gonna listen to Taylor's versions simply for the undertones of spite
I'm still gonna listen to Taylor's versions simply for the undertones of spite
Oddly specific ick: he backs into parking spaces. Who are you trying to impress?
Me and the crew on our way to get lobotomies at Claire's
The funniest thing that could happen is they allow three term presidents and we elect Obama
Have AJ and Big Justice crossed the picket line yet? #costcoguys
Back pain and tummy issues
executive orders are fun bc it’s like a four-year game of keep away with so many cute different things like people’s fundamental right to exist and general treason
The new TikTok looks like she bite
New power move: referring to RuPaul's Drag Race as "the game" and asking people if they're watching the game tomorrow
Heyyy
There's nothing like the spiritual bond you feel with the guy that is also eating lunch in his car in the taco bell parking lot
The phrase "happy as a clam" sets the bar pretty low
Queer baiting is when I find any straight man attractive
I don't think our country would be in this place if they hadn't cancelled the Lizzie McGuire reboot
Correct me if I'm wrong but whoever wins this boxing match gets to be in Trump's cabinet?
As a millennial, my goal is to retire early at 80 years old
Honestly thank god that joker sequel wasn't good or else we'd have a bunch of musical theater incels trying to write a trump version of Hamilton