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The sun is about to be out after work!!!!!

08.03.2026 19:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have to edit something to Golden and whatever the CIA put in this song is working

05.03.2026 17:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

hahaha AHHH, and repeat

03.03.2026 23:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But Zoรซ you're five minutes into your Monday....exactly

02.03.2026 15:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You ever just feel a mental health day coming on

02.03.2026 15:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The blood clot is on my vision board

01.03.2026 22:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Aw man!!!!

27.02.2026 22:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh Pokemon isn't a switch 2 exclusive? Lmao you're never getting me Nintendo!!!!

27.02.2026 21:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I also got sunburned at spring training so I'm extra cranky

27.02.2026 20:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It feels like spring which is hurting my feelings

27.02.2026 20:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Keeping all my good stuff in my drafts from now on

27.02.2026 19:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Saying "gen AI is inherently fascist" out loud to figure out the people I don't fuck with

27.02.2026 14:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i could just buy the gamecube i never had and play animal crossing. i could just do that

27.02.2026 01:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

34-year-old me: guess fucking what
8-year-old me: stop cussing at me

25.02.2026 19:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Successfully trained everyone around me to go WHERE ARE YOUR GLASSES when I am not wearing my glasses

24.02.2026 17:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Batman Beyond still beats so much ass

23.02.2026 23:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

OR EYEBROWS!!

23.02.2026 20:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Actual note I just gave: the crab can't have teeth

23.02.2026 19:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My whole team agreed to learn Spanish together so that we can cause chaos in a whole new language

21.02.2026 23:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Guess who watched Cast Away before getting on a plane

21.02.2026 19:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Watching Shawshank Redemption the way it was meant to be seen: censored and with a commercial every five minutes

21.02.2026 04:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have 6am call times all week and I am not built for it. I am made to be soft and in my bed

17.02.2026 02:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Time to make some heart shaped pizzas

14.02.2026 23:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ah packing, we meet again

14.02.2026 17:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

happy valentine's day, i watched Wild At Heart for the first time

14.02.2026 03:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Miis on the Smash Bros winner screen but they are both Don Draper

Miis on the Smash Bros winner screen but they are both Don Draper

We made Don Draper in Smash Bros and keep making him fight himself

11.02.2026 23:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
John Waters with his leg up saying "Get more out of life. See a fucked up movie"

John Waters with his leg up saying "Get more out of life. See a fucked up movie"

11.02.2026 18:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 44 ๐Ÿ” 14 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Peak old person by telling one of my interns that he could take the money he's paying ChatGPT per month to sub to Criterion instead lmao

11.02.2026 18:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 13 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Get those hips moving or get to the grave!!

09.02.2026 20:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Buena Vista Social Club Full Album
Buena Vista Social Club Full Album YouTube video by dorukaktoprak

It is a good day to listen to one of the best albums ever made youtu.be/LX-SgU1uXYM?...

09.02.2026 14:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0