The sun is about to be out after work!!!!!
The sun is about to be out after work!!!!!
I have to edit something to Golden and whatever the CIA put in this song is working
hahaha AHHH, and repeat
But Zoรซ you're five minutes into your Monday....exactly
You ever just feel a mental health day coming on
The blood clot is on my vision board
Aw man!!!!
Oh Pokemon isn't a switch 2 exclusive? Lmao you're never getting me Nintendo!!!!
I also got sunburned at spring training so I'm extra cranky
It feels like spring which is hurting my feelings
Keeping all my good stuff in my drafts from now on
Saying "gen AI is inherently fascist" out loud to figure out the people I don't fuck with
i could just buy the gamecube i never had and play animal crossing. i could just do that
34-year-old me: guess fucking what
8-year-old me: stop cussing at me
Successfully trained everyone around me to go WHERE ARE YOUR GLASSES when I am not wearing my glasses
Batman Beyond still beats so much ass
OR EYEBROWS!!
Actual note I just gave: the crab can't have teeth
My whole team agreed to learn Spanish together so that we can cause chaos in a whole new language
Guess who watched Cast Away before getting on a plane
Watching Shawshank Redemption the way it was meant to be seen: censored and with a commercial every five minutes
I have 6am call times all week and I am not built for it. I am made to be soft and in my bed
Time to make some heart shaped pizzas
Ah packing, we meet again
happy valentine's day, i watched Wild At Heart for the first time
Miis on the Smash Bros winner screen but they are both Don Draper
We made Don Draper in Smash Bros and keep making him fight himself
John Waters with his leg up saying "Get more out of life. See a fucked up movie"
Peak old person by telling one of my interns that he could take the money he's paying ChatGPT per month to sub to Criterion instead lmao
Get those hips moving or get to the grave!!
It is a good day to listen to one of the best albums ever made youtu.be/LX-SgU1uXYM?...