It's glue. Maybe.
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It's glue. Maybe.
I'm a middle aged teen mom™️ and I deserve this moment like a blister in the sun
cumpelled?
I think Ghengis Khan and Rameses II were the two most famous straights in history
A skeet in the hand is worth two in a bush 😏
How many of our service people will be dead by July?
I saw all these dudes heads on spikes in Game of Thrones season 3
Photo of a cuneiform tablet fragment shaped a bit like an irregular diamond. It preserves nearly 20 incomplete lines of text separated by a horizontal ruling
There's a broken cuneiform tablet from the Old Babylonian period, nearly 4,000 years ago, which preserves a tiny portion of a dialogue between two friends.
It feels a bit like the conversations I've been having for the past week, so I wanted to share it.
Make Guillotines Great Again
The Iranian girls’ school was hit by a US tomahawk cruise missile. NPR has confirmed the footage.
In a time of so much hate, this is beautiful
For Mahmoud Khalll, this past year has been marked by profound hardship-and by profound courage. A year ago, Mahmoud was walking home through our city after sharing an iftar with his wife Noor when he was detained by federal agents, flown to Louisiana, and then held in an ICE facility for months. In that time, he was forced to miss the birth of his first child. All of this for exercising his First Amendment rights in protesting the ongoing genocide in Palestine. And yet, even in the face of that cruelty, there has also been beauty. New Yorkers raising their voices in solidarity. A city refusing to look away. Mahmoud won his freedom, and a father was finally reunited with his child. Last night, as we marked the one year anniversary of his detention, Rama and I were honored to welcome Mahmoud, Noor, and their son Deen to Gracie Mansion to break our fast together. Mahmoud is a New Yorker, and he belongs in New York City.
In a dining room, five people eat, chat and smile around a table of food.
Iftar, Day 19
I heard the UPS delivery guy fucked your girlfriend last night. Want her to take the quiz for how he stacked up against you?
Those fuckers. I am incandescent
Fluffy male Maine coon tabby is being patted under his chin by a woman wearing blue atop a blue couch
Max would like you all to know I stopped petting him for 5 seconds and he is Not Amused
Figurines of Brady Bunch and Partridge Family fighting each other
I have created a diorama of the Partridge family attacking the Brady Bunch family. My life is very boring.
PSA: don't talk about waffles
IMPORTANT & BREAKING: Iran's IRGC says any Arab or European country that expels the ambassadors of Israel and the United States from its territory will, starting tomorrow, have full authority and freedom to pass through the Strait of Hormuz.
We just watched The Shining w our son+ his 13yo friend (w parent permission) and both boys were like "What is a switchboard?" 💀💀💀
"But Sarah you are rich you travel constantly to fancy places business class". Yes because other people are paying me to me there and pay for everything, thank you, next!
Anyways ladies marry the nice nerds with skills
Yes I earn more... it doesn't matter. Also he's a registered contractor at A Big Home Repair Store so we save 10%+ on bulk orders.
Great thread. Even *now* with both of us working, I do side gigs/consulting and my husband does all our home repairs/ upgrades himself (except electrical plumbing because duh). He has saved us, easily, hundreds of thousands in the last 5+ years (basement, new shed, retaining wall, attic). It's equal
Has anyone tried turning the US off?
Holy shirtballs
holy shit
Oil at $200 a barrel, gas at $8.00 a gallon, stock market at 20,000, economy plane tickets to Europe at $4,000. Let's Goooo
LOL the US and Israel are only in charge of death and destruction
Just, helpful to ask the person/entity in charge what it wants
Has anyone asked Iran what it wants? Because they'll be getting it.
