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Alex

@noflexalllex

I like planes, I like cars, I like craft cocktails. Who am I kidding - I like all boozy drinks. My opinions are my own. Also, I’m a proud dad of two πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ and this is always a safe space. Proudly πŸ‡΅πŸ‡·. Drop a DM with contact info for encrypted messaging.

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Literally not remote. It’s deceptive and screams of a shitty place to work.

10.03.2026 23:57 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No glory here. Just a hole?

10.03.2026 23:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I hope it’s Barrilito ;)

10.03.2026 23:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Which rum did you get?

10.03.2026 23:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes! This! It’s not hard to write a little something. Sometimes I use it to give more color to the photo I’m posting that I might not be able to fit in the post or that only people who read alt text will see :)

10.03.2026 23:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A smoked old fashioned in a glass garnished with a cherry. At a restaurant called Cinco in Aguadilla, PR

A smoked old fashioned in a glass garnished with a cherry. At a restaurant called Cinco in Aguadilla, PR

This will fix my headache

10.03.2026 23:16 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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What's My JND? Find your Just Noticeable Difference in colour perception. How small a colour difference can you actually see?

What's My JND? 0.0046
Can you beat it? www.keithcirkel.co.uk/whats-my-jnd...

10.03.2026 22:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Flattery will get you everywhere!

10.03.2026 12:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Selfie of a man with a yellow, white and blue polo shirt. He is in an office setting with a headset.

Selfie of a man with a yellow, white and blue polo shirt. He is in an office setting with a headset.

It’ll be a good day in the office…if I can shake this headache, heartburn, and generally feeling my age…

10.03.2026 12:42 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Ask me why I said β€œcute” immediately then went to his media tab expecting to find anything. lol.

10.03.2026 12:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh yea, it does look to match in this pic!

10.03.2026 02:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Would WE be the snacks?

10.03.2026 02:12 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

He’s just looking. It’s either that or Elmo, so I think we just provide our own snacks for now

10.03.2026 01:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Heh. Tromboner. I get it now! lol

10.03.2026 01:32 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Might as well join all the others

10.03.2026 01:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Why not?

10.03.2026 00:44 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Gin is always better

10.03.2026 00:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I was given this citizenship in exchange for this country colonizing and abusing my country. I’d give it back if it meant we’d finally have our independence!

10.03.2026 00:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh boobarella! πŸ₯΅πŸ₯΅

10.03.2026 00:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ll just be like the dog and watch. Well maybe not exactly like the dog. Less hairy, more awake.

10.03.2026 00:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well, I guess that’s also possible.

10.03.2026 00:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe they were all nice and just some had big teeth.

Salford Pride in the Jurassic Park

10.03.2026 00:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A cup of coffee held over a thigh next to colorful underwear

A cup of coffee held over a thigh next to colorful underwear

I’ve decided to have my coffee tonight by myself.

But does this coffee make my thighs look thicc?

10.03.2026 00:15 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Loaded

10.03.2026 00:06 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Two plates of food. One with ripe fried plantains and the other one with a mound of white rice flanked by fried pork cubes and a bowl of beans. At Cultura Restaurantin Aguacate sector of Aguadilla, Puerto Rico

Two plates of food. One with ripe fried plantains and the other one with a mound of white rice flanked by fried pork cubes and a bowl of beans. At Cultura Restaurantin Aguacate sector of Aguadilla, Puerto Rico

I’ve just finished eating most of this. I will never be thin, y’all!

09.03.2026 23:44 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yet

09.03.2026 23:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just clean up after!

09.03.2026 22:58 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oooooh. Here I am thinking floofy was a cute way of saying fluffy. 😬

09.03.2026 22:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Are they actually floofy?

09.03.2026 22:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You’re always in a ::fightcloud:: with your πŸ”«

09.03.2026 22:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0