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@noflexalllex

I like planes, I like cars, I like craft cocktails. Who am I kidding - I like all boozy drinks. My opinions are my own. Also, I’m a proud dad of two πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ and this is always a safe space. Proudly πŸ‡΅πŸ‡·. Drop a DM with contact info for encrypted messaging.

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I do. I just scratch it

12.03.2026 10:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Seems very specific. lol.

But I can tell you which engines are on them as they are overhead and on the ground and what manufacturer it is by the lights

12.03.2026 03:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I appreciate the visual because I can not ever press play on these videos

12.03.2026 02:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What that tongue do, Ben (aka, how deep?)

12.03.2026 02:36 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Selfie of a man in a mirror in a hotel room. He’s wearing a pink tank and black short shorts

Selfie of a man in a mirror in a hotel room. He’s wearing a pink tank and black short shorts

Feeling beefy tonight (after dinner and drinks)

But I’d still have another drink

12.03.2026 02:33 πŸ‘ 31 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I used to keep a note of pet pig names. In the event it happened. It is never going to so that note is long gone now

12.03.2026 02:21 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Which is stupid. Because their operation sucks and you will arrive early to the field and then be 10-15 min late by the time you get a gate

12.03.2026 02:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Me. Who only connects in CLT when I’m trying to save half the fare by flying out of a city an hour away and when I connect, it’s the last flight and I β€œovernight” at the house in my bedroom. lol

I’ve never used the E gates either.

12.03.2026 02:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Also much better local options in A and D ;)

12.03.2026 02:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I love that

12.03.2026 02:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Plaza? That’s an attraction?

The real #1 attraction in all seriousness is when they bring out the dogs so people can pet them.

12.03.2026 02:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It was for me until they got rid of the Roasted Bites.

Now I barely go to any Bojangles!

12.03.2026 01:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Such a shitty sign. You know what I never see when I drive on Billy Graham? Anyone turning into the Billy Graham library.

12.03.2026 01:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes our values and morals and beliefs are all that matters. Sometimes it’s not about the money (shocking philosophy, right?)

12.03.2026 01:47 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman says stay in your lane in a youtube originals advertisement Alt: a woman says stay in your lane

Some churchy account tried following me here. Sorry but I don’t do that shit. Blocked!

12.03.2026 01:24 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It speaks volumes by the headline. They bury the real story deep where people have already started to lose interest.

12.03.2026 01:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

None of these articles are true either. lol. It’s some stupid pastor who Target likely paid and outlets that Target also likely paid to run a story.

12.03.2026 01:15 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Im sorry. It’s where I have a house and I truly hate the airport if/when flying AA.

12.03.2026 01:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is why I’m never drawn

12.03.2026 01:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Religiously, too.

And still buy shit.

12.03.2026 01:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Lemme guess…you were in CLT?

12.03.2026 01:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It makes it look juicy

12.03.2026 01:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How much did he get for that word? Money, not lashings. lol.

12.03.2026 00:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Definitely seems like a good flight!

12.03.2026 00:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Apparently, zio***t?

12.03.2026 00:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I need to see this.

Your head shake, OF COURSE!

12.03.2026 00:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Sailors, of course! When sheets (the ropes) are loose, the sails flap around like a drunk person

12.03.2026 00:15 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My favorite pasta dish!!

12.03.2026 00:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And bibles under clothes…to provide cover for being shitty

12.03.2026 00:09 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And lotion your dick

11.03.2026 23:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0