click clack kleck, the twelve finger turbo telegrapher

sorry but i simply am the middle child of 3 with a lot of unresolved issues about my childhood

i have a confession to make: i wasn’t feeling 38 years old enough so i started watching this is us

they keep making me mom-cry at the tv bro

wait i thought he died

i am upset to have been forced to learn otherwise

no NOT watch the new episode of shrinking at least until the next one comes out wth

16/x:

It is easy to think of ourselves as trans people as a unique community facing unique attacks, but the banning of drag performances has its analogs in the banning of indigenous festivals and religious observances.

1/x:

Let's talk about this for just a moment.

This does NOT meet the definition for the crime of genocide as articulated in the UN convention seeking to prevent and punish such crimes.

It DOES meet the definition as many people use it.

It SHOULD meet the def as all non-lawyers use it.

the first time it was fine but the second time i died 😔

i’ve done this twice actually

white boy SHOCKS wait staff by twerking in perfect morse code

A guide to helping #MutualAid requests get more exposure while reducing your 2ndary trauma w/the fairshare account

Overwhelmed by how much need there is, #Gaza, here, everywhere? Feeling helpless? Poor AF yourself? Want to be effective & preserve your sanity? Two ways to go about it:

If any NYT joirmalist wants to discover the real America we can pop some pills and have a few beers in the Price Cutter parking lot after 10pm on a Friday.

Lmk your drug of choice:

- xanies
- addys
- jesus

being earnest, what libs miss is we have "held our nose" and "voted for the lesser evil" our whole lives
and look where it got us

we're done running full speed down that dead end- run a good candidate, or piss off

"there are only two choices"
wrong, there is always a third
so get it together

MrBeast competition to see who can make it through the Strait of Hormuz

A kid got arrested and booked but we have friends now going to the jail to get him out on bond. I will make sure to follow up to see if there’s any legal help we can give him, record expungement etc especially if he’s 18. Ridiculous, arrested for saying “fuck CoreCivic” in the lobby outside of hall.

i cannot emphasize this enough. fuck ice and fuck core civic

“i’m neurodivergent and a minor”

no fr like i hit my trailer hitch on my own driveway and i wouldn’t have even close to a problem with this

(gender neutral faggot 😇)

the ‘popular with friends’ feed is too good i keep thinking i’m already following u fxggots

didn’t know my name could be just a factual statement about myself
justice for all inadequately named ladylovers

getting fucked in the pussy really does not get old. it’s getting better, even

was *just* saying this in class

(the reading was abt the ideological framework of sex ed and like conquest narratives of virginity lol- turns out even if you have sex in high school it’s still cool and fun the second time AND forever after that!)

if i’m 4th in line to leave the parking garage i’m absolutely more mad at the person who wouldn’t risk taking their fancy car over the slanted edge of a curb.

the waymo is obviously the problem but also when did people get so scared of hitting curbs?? i swear i almost get sideswiped DAILY by a car that thinks it needs 2 feet from the curb but *not* from the other driving lane lmao, and from where the shadow of the waymo falls, blue car barely has to turn!

This has 100% happened. The DOGE boys have an unmonitored, unsecured Signal chat where they make their plans and openly exchange data that are completely illegal for them to have viewed, let alone exfiltrated.

hey @katmabu.bsky.social kick their ass sea bass

oh god wait i didn’t see any posts about MAR10 day this year

it’s so over fr

i’d like for some people to grapple with the fact that “the most important election of our lifetime,” if you actually mean it, implies that the governance period following it is also the most important governance period of our lifetime, and adjust their demands/expectations/behaviors accordingly