Benny: truth is… the game was rigged from the start 🔫
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Benny: truth is… the game was rigged from the start 🔫
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hiiiii
send help, keep seeing this guy at the end of act 1 and singing “I’M A SOUUUUULLLL FYSH” à la Sam & Dave’s “Soul Man” and the local sea fauna have begun to attack
good lorddddd that nipple looks tasty 😵💫
I LOVE IT!!
You’re so frickin pretty 💜
mega crit games are the only studio brave enough to ask the question “what if you were playing a game from 2017, but in a way that’s likely worthy of game of the year”
woag
you’re just so pretty 🥹🥹🥹
HAPPY ELLIE DAY!!!
oh my gawwwwwd 🤤
I would never do that to you
Holyyyy fuck 😵💫
schrödinger's glory hole
that’s a banger (or isn’t?)
You deserve to be worshipped because holy fuck 😵💫 I want to nibble on
📝📝📝
The concept of being able the get tired of you in this set… can’t relate
Sounds fun I’d like to feel firsthand I mean hear firsthand I mean-
I’d get stuck in this meeting all day that’s for sure
pretty 💜
I can come over and do it again
holy FUCK, tea 😵💫
waow….
not only are you stacked as fuck, you’re so PRETTY 💜
By you? Any day 🤤
An Austrian explaining Americans: ok so imagine a chocolate
(initially wrote this thinking he was Swiss and it’s fucked up that history will not contort itself to fit my joke)
I let out a yelp of pure joy I’m ngl