When I was a kid my imaginary friend was a skunk and now I physically cannot the spray. Fate wants me to be with the skunks.
06.03.2026 04:25
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When I was a kid my imaginary friend was a skunk and now I physically cannot the spray. Fate wants me to be with the skunks.
How is ANYONE still treating Trump like he’s a normal person much less politician. Why did he do it? He’s a demented monster. This is settled law
Trump: Constantly confusing Greenland and Iceland
Erik the Red: “It worked!”
She was younger than they said she was
One time I stole my mom’s cocaine and the whole time I was doing it I thought “she’ll never say anything about it because she’s my mom and it’s drugs” anyway she kicked my door in and asked where her fucking coke was
Gah
I wonder if after spider-man became a thing some person was like, "hey I saw that guy beat bonesaw in a cage match"
I saw the guy play the first drum
I want those plates. Give me those fuckin’ plates!
The New York Mets
attn: @sirshaunconnolly.bsky.social
A new iPhone, huh? How about you U get a Phone and dial up for Fucking Life 🤣
Two brilliant sweeties
70k dirtbags in attendance
This rocks, and I don’t mean Mr Grimm
I didn’t know John Travolta was going to be in this one!
Do they have tornadoes in the UK? I bet we find out they call them like Twirly Ups, or Spinny Winders or something fucked up like that.
Do I turn out okay
Craving as a portmanteau of craven+raving would be good if he meant it
Forget Barbenheimer, forget Dunesday. This weekend is Friendship: Impossible #imax
NOOOOOOO-rm!
Daaaa Pope
thoughts on the new tron:
1. the main unequivocally good thing here is the soundtrack by nine inch nails
2. the computer shit coming to the real world is like the most obvious step forward in this franchise but i hope they don't fuck it up, which seems very possible tbh
3. fuck jared leto
If you voted for Allison Riggs in the 2024 NC election check here to see if your ballot is being challenged. If so, then you have 15 business days from whenever they mail the notices to cure your ballot, but best to check now & cure yours as soon as possible, even if this ruling might get overturned
She is the only person to have ever pronounced Worcester correctly on film. But that is of course because she is from England
CT is the goat
We are very close to a near cure for two of the highest-mortality cancers we know: glioblastoma and pancreatic cancer. These are both mRNA based treatments which are losing their funding during stage I and II trials. Thousands will die needlessly because of this motherfucker and his lies.
American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.
This is such an opportunity for organizing if someone gets out there.