Nuclear Winter

I know ❤️

Cue sad burrito eating mode.

Oh, I'm out of here again next week! End-stage Capitalism is scary af.

Just reposting this completely out of context because it's fucking awesome.

Cirque Du Sobway

It’s starting to look like this is the year I have to fight a parking lot attendant

Behind every men is a good woman writing gay erotica.

dial-up modem sounds + old car alarm

is this anything?

I have assigned many of you Marvel comics character identities for my own amusement.

The gap in my resume is from being released into the wild.

BREAKING: Former Bluesky CEO Says That Despite Changing Jobs, She Will Remain Transphobic as Fuck

😘

Dads just want to watch Jason Statham murder 100 homies in peace and whatnot.

LADIES LOVE IT (solitary gunshot)

Gang, today is the day you do an interpretive dance to Helen Reddy’s I Am Woman for all the amazing women in your life. Then ask them what’s for supper

I was greeted by the lovely cadence of a song sparrow this morning. Such an uplifting, hopeful sound. One time I saw one savagely rent a dragonfly into a hundred pieces.

Inadvertently set the thermometer 1hr ahead yesterday and now
I’m wearing a Speedo reading an Updike novel on the beach

MUTILIZATION: NOW WITH MORE ZATION

whistling along to Kid Cudi with much vibrato

they say the first 77.7k posts are the hardest

Ugh. Margot Robbie just got a bob right when I was thinking about getting one. Now I can’t because she’ll think I copied her.

Daylight saving time but it’s just me convincing myself it’s actually 9 pm when it’s 10 pm for the rest of my life.

Son, when I was your age, apples were as big as watermelons, they were green on the outside, and when you cut ‘em open, they were red and juicy inside and tasted like watermelon

Me when I tell you I'm doing something important.

An adult tawny frogmouth sits on a lichen-covered branch with two smaller juvenile frogmouths sitting next to it in the center of the branch.

The babies from my place last year

Their mouthes are YELLOW inside. They have giant yellow mouthes. I saw one swallow a little snake whole once.

I have them in my yard. I live in Australia. They know they're my favorites!

Who up eating they feelings?

"Abandon hope all ye who enter here"

- current houseplants to the new ones

it’s cool how fencers say ‘on god’ before they fight