Golly! I wonder why?
Golly! I wonder why?
Thatβs the only way Iβve ever had it!
I know it's a silly jokey joke, but people REALLY need to stop anthropomorphizing their boyfriends. "My boyfriend told me" your boyfriend didn't "tell" you anything. "My boyfriend thinks..." your boyfriend can't actually think or feel; just output a convincing simulation of it based on probability π
Itβs hard to blame woke DEI when the military is losing a war because of the straits.
Wab Kinew: "I hope this war in Iran ends. These gas prices are too high and kids are being killed for no reason. Even the Trump administration cannot explain why they're at war in Iran right now. The Epstein file seems to be as good of a reason as anyone else can figure out. So stop the war."
RIP to one of the greatest German philosophy posts of all time.
Itβs crystal clear now that Trump has lost control of this war. He badly misjudged Iranβs ability to retaliate. The region is on fire.
1/ Iβm going to explain to you in thisπ§΅what Iβve learned - in part from closed door briefings - about the four biggest current crises.
torrents are undefeated:
www.404media.co/the-removed-...
Why donβt the eagles simply carry the ship to Mordor?
Max has looked through the internet and into my soulβ¦ and sees me scrolling in bed. Iβm going to sleep now.
They blew up USAid and doomed millions to an agonizing death but a video of them being an idiot on camera is causing reputational damage
The gift that keeps on stabbing you in the heart over &over again.
Someone please ask every Congressian who voted for the TikTok ban if this (&everything else that has resulted) is what they intended.
And remember, the law allows it to happen to other companies too.
www.wsj.com/tech/tiktok-...
This is terrifying. Of course the shooter should go to jail, but not peaceful protesters.
wapo.st/4dkJAP0
Nigeria/Galatasaray forward Victor Oshimen: βI pray for everybody. I really do. Except for landlordsβ https://www.thecable.ng/osimhen-landlord-once-disconnected-my-familys-electricity-removed-roof-over-unpaid-bills/
New favorite player just dropped
βOur instinct at the firm is, every time we hear about another attack, we need to see the chat logs because thereβs [a good chance] that AI was deeply involvedβ¦β
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Shameful.
I had assumed the headline was a joke. But no.
people.com/new-dime-coi...
Senator Tuberville on x writing a response to the @endwokeness account Original tweet from @EndWokeness - βless than 25 years apartβ Image 1 - the twin towers as they are hit by a the planes on 9/11/2001 Image 2 - Mayor Mamdani sitting on a prayer rug while hosting an Iftar at city hall Quote tweet from Senator Tuberville - βthe enemy is inside the gates.β
Let there be as much outrage from politicians in Washington when kids go hungry as there is when I break bread with New Yorkers.
I highly recommend, as supplemental reading, this fantastic profile by Allegra Hobbs in @texasmonthly.bsky.social www.texasmonthly.com/news-politic...
New: I spoke to Rev. Babs Miller, a lesbian pastor at St. Andrew's Presbyterian Church in Austin, who has known James Talarico since he was "Jimmy." They told me about how Talarico's church formed his support for queer and trans people from a young age.
www.chron.com/culture/arti...
the proud boys' lawyer thinks he redacted the email addresses of the over 2000 people who donated to the fundraiser for the lawsuit, but here's the thing: no he did not lol
part of woke 2 will be sending the Minnesota Defenders on a bandwagon tour of europe to rebuild shattered goodwill like the harlem globetrotters
South African immigrants to the US are returning to South Africa because the US does not feel safe, citing school shooters and ICE raids. apple.news/A9pQEUbPrT_W...
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Lololollllllll
I am gonna say, I am way too immature to get an email that says βbeavers on tourβ
HOLY SHIT.
A dark money group, hidden behind a bunch of shell companies, is paying influencers thousands of dollars PER POST to attack @katmabu.bsky.social on social media a month before her election.
Thank you to the people who declined the money and went forward with this. So who's behind this?