Tweet from ‘Gregory Mammal-Friend’ (@cat_beltane): “america is good at blasting off its own dick with a shotgun and as a yank i am utterly fascinated by britain's ability to carefully place its dick in a drawer and slowly but firmly push it closed for two years straight”
11/03/2019, 00:21
Well, er… happy seventh anniversary to this tweet, I suppose
11.03.2026 07:05
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Oh, no, I just mean, there's not a lot of hosted services to pick from, I think
10.03.2026 10:56
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I think for video calling you end up looking at self hosted WebRTC pretty quickly, and that's quite gnarly.
10.03.2026 10:22
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I talk to people outside.
09.03.2026 18:13
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That's fair. One might need to wait (or hope...) for another couple of steps of improvement before this becomes useful. I'm a massive nerd and so is almost everyone I know, so I will happily concede I have limited understanding of normal people's usage!
09.03.2026 16:25
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I am wondering about a world where business automation looks like centralised platforms with flexible APIs, and individual users/teams building on top of that to make hyper-custom tooling. They understand their own needs far better than any product manager could.
09.03.2026 15:10
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_padme meme_ and the lost revenue is more than outweighed by higher taxes above $75,000, right?
...right?
09.03.2026 14:12
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"I'm sorry to say this but you're either too stupid to work here or you were in on it"
09.03.2026 13:58
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Historical comparisons can be made to AppleScript, HyperCard, and iOS shortcuts
09.03.2026 13:40
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I have a very rough hypothesis that vibe-coding small plugins on top of a rich, pre-existing app is a very interesting space
Think of writing Excel VBA or Chrome extensions
a non-technical person with a good LLM can get a lot done in 500 lines of code
09.03.2026 13:40
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"it's a joke, not a documentary"
08.03.2026 13:30
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An image made by Pizopop posted on B3ta, front paged by the moderators, and reposted on Bluesky by code automatically.
Subject: Pieces of eight (bits)
Pieces of eight (bits)
Artist: Pizopop https://b3ta.com/board/11426267
From the '80s Tech Today' challenge https://b3ta.com/challenge/80stechtoday/popular/ #80sTechToday
08.03.2026 01:19
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banker's dozen, surely?
08.03.2026 11:05
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FFFUUU— it was RIGHT there!
08.03.2026 11:09
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capitalist's dozen
08.03.2026 10:58
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Wealthy Dubai residents race back to UAE to avoid tax bills
Some risk spending too few days in the emirate and too many in the UK
Tax exiles stuck in London desperately trying to get *back* to Dubai to avoid becoming tax resident in the UK? Just great stuff. giftarticle.ft.com/giftarticle/...
05.03.2026 11:55
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"i write my code with an llm" can mean anything from "it replaced some of my typing but none of my thinking" right up to "my one-shot prompts push straight to prod"
most swes are cautiously sticking to the lower end of this spectrum
a lot of outraged non-swes don't seem to know there is a spectrum
07.03.2026 15:29
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Gyres don’t widen for free
07.03.2026 05:25
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A rough beast? Slouching toward Jerusalem? In this economy?
07.03.2026 05:21
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watching halt and catch fire, where she effortlessly ascended from a supporting role to a main character through sheer watchability
07.03.2026 13:29
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The McRib is older than ciabatta.
07.03.2026 11:59
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"When I flick this switch, every car parked on the street gets 2 cm closer to my house"
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“MAGA’s fundamental shared quality is a total lack of theory of mind for other people” is a theory that keeps getting validated by reality - look at almost every decision they’ve made in the war with Iran, and how they seem constantly surprised by the unanticipated actions of other parties.
06.03.2026 14:20
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Lionel Hutz: “THE PEACE PRESIDENT? NO,NEW WARS!”
07.03.2026 12:53
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Our investor class also fundamentally lack the theory of mind required to go “hmm, but what if the other parties to conflict don’t WANT to let Trump end the war.”
06.03.2026 22:49
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anthropic: I have made AI
tech nerds: you fucked up a perfectly good computer is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
06.03.2026 16:17
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knuth! bloody hell
04.03.2026 18:34
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Holy shit. These people shouldn’t be near sharp cutlery, let alone seats of power.
Mullin: “This is war.”
Raju: “You concede this is war?”
Mullin: “We haven’t declared war.”
Reporter: “You just said it’s a war.”
Mullin: *stammer
03.03.2026 23:12
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"average rpg writer has 3 good ideas a week" factoid actualy just statistical error. average rpg writer has 0 good ideas per d&d edition. Onepagers Howitt, who lives in england & has over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
04.03.2026 13:21
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