Henn, known robot kisser

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I got zapped today (for medical purposes) and was told I am very good at taking current. Robot affirming statements 🦾🤖

No no, homoerotic sword duels are well within the remit of the polycule

"Dual loyalties" is what I call my partners

fake New Yorker headline "Professor Zarek's Dual Loyalties May Be a Problem for Silverquill" subtitled "Though he brings a life of experience with law magic and leadership to this new cross-planar position at Strixhaven, many question if his Ravnican roots may be at odds with the needs of Arcavios' brightest." By Jilesa Clarus. Dated Orzabin 9, 10080.

“Unfortunately for all of you, your Reality is about to be Fractured,” said White Liliana as Orzhov Ral Zarek sexily stood next to her. Loot fell to his knees, despondent. What could he do? Nobody in the multiverse could face this threat… “Perhaps I could be of assistance?” a voice said. When Loot turned around, there stood Captain James T. Kirk of the Starship Enterprise. There was a brief pause so everyone in the audience could applaud.

"Why does Ral Zarek teach for Silverquill"

The average Ravnican is not only casually more familiar with bureaucratic, legal nonsense than the average Multiversal resident, but they can string together insults and profanity that would make an ogre blush.

The Supernatural "i love you" news break meme. The bottom text reads: "Ral is orzhov aligned? Well its actually kind if unclear. This may be some *other* ral on Arcavios? Look man idk new magic story though"

If you'd prefer the tumblr approach:

You're welcome

The meme of guys sitting on a couch calmly, then shouting. The meme shows Siverchase Fox with the couch not enthused. Then Ral Zarek in silverquill attire with the couch shouting in excitement.

"There's a silver fox in magic the gathering"

A surprise story today! What's black and white and read all over? Apparently Professor Zarek and this story from Secrets of Strixhaven!

Does anyone who watched Scooby Doo in the early 2000s remember "PROFESSOR HYDE WHITE!?!" This is a highly specific reference but it is exactly the cadence with which I shouted "PROFESSOR RAL ZAREK?!"

There's a Bluesky "starter pack" for it out there somewhere. Can't remember if @acry.bsky.social or @vorthosjay.bsky.social put it together? But this is a great place to start
bsky.app/profile/acry...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

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Roz 🥰

Has anyone ever told you that you are so correct all the time

Book one designs!! #gideontheninth #thelockedtomb

Rocks? Sure does.

Using this 'Walker Wednesday to remind the masses that He deserves better 😭

What's scary about this story is the surveillance it hints at. This trans woman had changed her name, legally, but chose not to change her gender marker. She was apparently flagged in the DMV system as trans and her license was invalidated under a law that supposedly only concerned gender markers.

Alek this is beautiful

Thanks :)

Has this been done yet

Yooooo happy birthday!!

I am older

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Would

Kissable 👍