Mark A. Rayner

a ginger cat snuggled under a comforter looks out at the camera

#caturday plans

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #cuteoverload

romantic painting of a lady and knight lady: fair night will thy journey be dangerous? knight: 'twill be long and hard lady: 'tis what she proclaimed

Forsooth, the title of thine sex scroll.

#humor #humour #chivalry #meme

Remember to stay hydrated!

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour

3D image of the cover art for Alpha Max, by Mark A. Rayner

Okay, it's official. There WILL be a sequel (and a third book) in the Tundraverse.

The sequel, Beta Max of course, is ready for the proofreader!

You can get the first book of the trilogy on Amazon:
https://geni.us/AlphaMax
Books2read: https://books2read.com/u/m0olnY […]

[Original post on mas.to]

an orangutan sitting in front of a group of young otters

Colonel Kiki training his crack legion of search and destroy otters.

#primate #orangutan #otter #humor #humour

Tumblr before the ides of march images of oprah giving away cars: You get a knife! And you get a knife! And you get a knife! And everybody gets a knife!

You can feel the excitement building over on Tumblr!

#tumblr #idesofmarch #caesar #humor #humour #memes

black and white photo of young women in athletic gear, gathered around two women fighting with boxing gloves on the top of a flat roof

You know the first rule of young women’s Juggling and Fight Club, damnit!

#vintage #humor #humour

grey cat sitting on a control panel with lots of lights and switches

Mission control: "You're a GO for #caturday

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #maybeAI

a little grey and white kitten sitting in a large bowl full of a giant pile of kibble

Weekend plans.

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour

@Guillotine_Jones You're welcome! (It's not much, but it's something.)

winnie the pooh characters added to the bayeau tapestry

Yes, but what if the Battle of Hastings was fought in the 100 Acre Woods?

#winniethepooh #hastings #history #humor #humour

re-creative logo, a feather with laurels

I've been remiss in reminding folks of the podcast I co-host with my publisher and friend, Joe Mahoney.

Re-creative is all about fun conversations with creative people, where we talk to folks about the art that has inspired them! We've chatted with John Scalzi, David […]

[Original post on mas.to]

truck carrying a load of tires on the side of a road with a flat tire

Don't worry, the Irony Police are on their way!

#vintage #photo #irony #humor #humour

sign that says "I don't like this episode of black mirror"

Yep, the 2016 branch of history sucks.

#blackmirror #humor #humour

a white and black cat looks up cutely as it sits on a destroyed essay

Oh, I'm sorry, did you have to hand this in to your professor on Monday?

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #monday

Freud's wash fulfillment soap Washes away civilization and its discontents the soap you can slip on package includes a picture of freud smoking cigar

Cleans Oedipal and Electra Complexes!

#pun #freud #humor #humour

a grey cat hanging from a second story by its front paws while a ginger cat looks on dispationately

Did it! Managed to hang on to another dangling #caturday!

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour

weird image from an old illustrated manuscript Monk #1: so rabbits in the wild, they ride dogs, right? Monk #2: Yes. M1: and they have falcons M2: No, they have pet snails that ride on their arms like falcons. M1: Perfect, thanks.

C'mon guys, it's an allegory!

#monks #manuscripts #humor #humour #vintage #medievalHistory

Nancy Drew Myster Stories cover art Its not voyeurism if you're solving mysteries Carolyn Keene girl looking over fence from tree while her friends try to see through the fence in holes

Little-known fact: the Nancy Drew books inspired that scene in Porky's.

#vintage #books #humor #humour

signs on a chain link fence: not allowed: dinosaur with pistols allowed: dinosaur with flowers

Flower power!

#weird #signs #humor #humour

an aligator wearing sunglasses in a car at a beach, with a surfboard on top of the car

Current mood.

#animals #humor #humour

old advertisement with electricity creature about to stab a kid: remember, kids, electricity will kill you!

Does it need the knife, though?

#vintage #ad #humor #humour

chewbacca wearing sunglasses and holding a surfboard under an arm

*Vacation vibe intensifies*

#chewy #surfer #humor #humour

Introducing the Queen of #Caturday

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour

[description: a cat wearing a tiara and necklace looks regal.]

mou juice for sale -- orange and default_juice

I dunno, tastes a little bland.

#design #humor #humour

a bathtub with just a part of a duck's head looking out from behind the edge

Soon...

#duckofdestiny #humor #humour

Not sure about this reboot of the Teletubies, but I'll give it a chance.

#vintage #dancers #humor #humour

[women dancing in high heels and bright colored bathing suits: its weird]

two dudes refueling a car with a traffic cone instead of a siphon

"Nature, uh, finds a way."

#jurassicpark #humor #humour

grandpa simpsons head on an old meme template: I made a meme like this which was the style at the time

Me, teaching my undergrads about early web history.

#readingweek #theweb #memes #humor #humour

diagram of the golden ratio and the caption: I used the golden ratio but my design is still bad

Perhaps there are other factors at play?

#graphicdesign #typography #humor #humour