Frances Meh

Has your attorney applied for Habeas Porpoise?

my best shot was 30 years ago deeny

😞

*cracking open a magic 8 ball and drinking the liquid inside* signs point to no

Review: 'Resurrection' is a sumptuous, transporting dive into the pure pleasures of the image 'Resurrection' contains one of director Bi Gan's signature long takes — lasting 30 minutes — but the movie is also a euphoric, reference-laden expression of cinephilia.

Bi Gan's RESURRECTION, one of last year's very best films, comes to the @criterionchannl.bsky.social on March 24. If you weren't able to see it in theaters, now's your chance to catch up.

okay google get me back into cigarettes

crop of tiff email: Miroirs No. 3 CHRISTIAN PETZOLD, TIFF '25 RETURNS FRI MAR 20 "A stirring mystery" - The Daily Beast Paula Beer (Transit, TIFF '18) is haunting as a pianist caught in the countryside - and in a psychological drama. [Get tickets] 📽️

new christian petzold lfg

I use Gemini when I'm bored — and it's better than doomscrolling It became my ultimate distraction

WHAT IF YOU JUST READ A FUCKING BOOK

The troubles

PETER GABRIEL: hans plays with lotte, lotte plays with jane

ME: oh to be young

PG: jane plays with willy, willy is happy again

ME: awww so sweet

PG: suki plays with leo, sacha plays with britt

ME: these kids are darling

PG: adolf builds a bonfire, enrico plays with it

ME: what the fuck pete

oh ok yeah so you’re going to want to find a prince and give him some real sloppy toppy, he’ll figure out the rest

[muffled screams]

😳

[dr. seuss voice]

looking high,
looking low,
where did all
of my fucks go?

they are not here,
they are not there,
there are no fucks left
anywhere!

choosing one special follower to apply rustproofing to my undercarriage. i do not own a car.

i see the vision

oh cool, cool

whelp

hey chat settle an argument between me and the old sea witch i'm currently staying with: am i ever escaping her watery prison?

stone age people would've gone wild for french fries

hey sorry I was being a bitch last night, I meant every word

Nonbinary barista named Moss

one day you will feel weird for the last time

Is there a bi of hormuz

A curly chocolate brown doodle dog standing perfectly straight up on his two back legs wit front paws on the surface of a table, while looking out the window of a house.

someone get this man a suit while he waits at valet

hahaha holy shit cc @niedermeyer.online

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I am going to do some screaming now. Join in if you can.

I need to piss right now

im sure the protein in everything era will go just as well as the non fat revolution