goose

they cut a hole in the ceiling and sealed off the room with plastic so they can dehydrate it. this is a challenge to the cat. my poor wife is at home dealing with his bullshit

i hate it!!

about to be Hole in the Ceiling month. again.

a bubble of water along a seam in a white popcorn ceiling

i love home ownership

i have been thinking about this shot for a WEEK

a man in a military uniform lies haphazardly on a bed, staring dejectedly up at the ceiling

what being investigated by columbo does to a person

a tortoiseshell and white cat named edalyn lies on her side on a window scratcher bed with her back legs up on the air. sun glows on her face and her fluffy tummy

edalyn clawthorne, coziest kitty

The cover of the graphic novel, a colored illustration by Daun Han depicting King in the foreground, Luz and Harpy Eda behind him, and the other cast of characters framing them including Willow, Hunter, Gus, Papa Titan, the Collector, and Amity.

We've been looking forward to sharing this news for a long time. We're making a graphic novel!

The Owl House: The Long-Lived King
Written by me and the amazing @mikkicrisostomo.bsky.social

Illustrated by the incomparable @dindu99.bsky.social

We're so excited to tell a brand new story.

I will not support any funding deal that puts money in the hands of Stephen Miller, Kristi Noem, and this violent agency. Defund and abolish ICE now.

a disposable aluminum pan with the words "SUPPORT BOTTOM" embossed on the bottom surface of the pan

is that like a service top or

yeah! i cut it off to get a screenshot that wasn't too stretched, all of it is here: www.mass.gov/news/three-w...

ive only hazed a coyote once, it skedaddled as soon as it saw me come bursting through the back door like the kool-aid man. my neighborhood's 'yotes: properly intimidated 🫡

3. Haze coyotes While coyotes are naturally wary of people, this fear can lessen over time when they spend a lot of time around people or when they are fed, intentionally or unintentionally, by people When you see a coyote in your yard, you should aggressively haze it. Hazing is a safe technique used to deter an animal from an area or to change its behavior. The intent of hazing is to frighten, not injure, the animal. You can haze a coyote by creating loud noises by yelling or using a small air horn, waving a jacket overhead to look bigger, spraying a hose or throwing small objects in the coyote’s direction, and physically chasing and driving the coyote off. Haze the animal until it has fully left the area.

the state of massachusetts emailed me to say its okay to be a bully, if your target is coyotes

having high school interns is wild because they really will be shocked that you grew up with 3d video games and had a graphing calculator in 2005

they are sooo close to being divorced!! they have one more court date to finalize the agreement. he only got a fraction of what he wanted in the divorce so i think he's lashing out. and i think he's still seething mad that she lawyered up and didn't "work things out privately" with him.

once again imagining my almost ex-brother-in-law kinetically falling down an infinite staircase in slow motion, serenaded by a heavenly choir

it took dexter 15 years to figure out "under the covers" but his new bedtime routine has quickly become: wedging himself between me and my wife, settling in as the little spoon to my big spoon, and resting his head on either my arm or my pillow like he's a person. it is extremely cute!!

i'm west of you in the pioneer valley and i looked the same on my trudge to and from the car this morning!

screenshot of a weather app with a big scary -9° right in the middle

no :(

dr. susan you sound extremely stressed. please take a sabbatical.

i feel very bad for the inbox of the poor engineering professor who just emailed every single member of the society of women engineers that she can't make her meeting tonight

Who needs two hands?

KAYSHON BOUTTE!!!?!?!!

lost the shoe AND the football lol

man the offense just can't turn these turnovers into points

so i am really not going to be able to relax during tomorrows game i guess! jarrett stidham!!!

Being an animal in a multi pet household is like being cast in the wildest sitcom or reality tv show against your will

a large brown tabby cat lies on a blanket, facing away from two smaller cats cuddling just behind him

same energy as my septuagenarians forced to cohabitate with a pair of 19 year olds

yup, since we were 11. so not little-kid childhood, but we were definitely still children.

a digital photo album titled "sad and abandoned (and sometimes misplaced) items: an adhd story" with two photographs: a hot pocket on a plate and a pink water bottle sitting outside a house on a porch railing

i dont enjoy the childhood friends to lovers trope if they arent roasting each other over stupid shit (affectionately). nobody gives me grief like my wife and i love that about her

a four-legged ceramic goose, standing on the dashboard of a car

this one is called goose horse