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I won't feed your vanity but I will support you.

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Oh, Mary with Maya Rudolph

Oh, Mary with Maya Rudolph

Tickets acquired โœ…

12.03.2026 15:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿคž we donโ€™t deserve to win anything.

11.03.2026 22:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿคฎ

11.03.2026 21:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Vent away!
Donโ€™t be sorry for that.

09.03.2026 18:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No no no

08.03.2026 19:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This quote isnt just out of touch or disappointing, its fucking dark. Gay people are not a conversation parents need to have with their kids? Knowing gay people exist doesnt require therapy??

Any parents who thinks that way needs to have their kids removed ASAP. Get in a volcano, Pete.

07.03.2026 23:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 2988 ๐Ÿ” 948 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14 ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

You, in another decade.

07.03.2026 21:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 35 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Happy birthday!

06.03.2026 21:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

tech CEO in 2026: My computer has anxiety.
venture capitalist in 2026: Here, have 200 billion more dollars.

child in 2006: My NeoPet is angry at me.
mom in 2006: No it isn't sweetie, go to bed.
mom to dad in 2006: We have an idiot boy. Our boy is a little idiot person. It's too late to fix him.

06.03.2026 16:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 5035 ๐Ÿ” 1007 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 66 ๐Ÿ“Œ 9
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06.03.2026 12:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿคฎ

04.03.2026 19:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿซ‚

03.03.2026 22:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Awe thatโ€™s awesome

03.03.2026 21:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You might

02.03.2026 21:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Right?!
Very strange.

02.03.2026 16:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Genuinely looking forward to it.
Only sad thing is the game key cart ๐Ÿ˜ญ
Sick of that mess.

02.03.2026 16:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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02.03.2026 03:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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March journal decorating day.
The randomness continues.

01.03.2026 23:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 19 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You cannot lift up one minority community by pushing down another.

01.03.2026 19:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 32 ๐Ÿ” 9 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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These people have no convictions, values, stances, etc that don't change on a dime on a weekly basis. They stand for nothing. Their views are solely dependent on a demented, narcissistic, pedofilic lunatic.

28.02.2026 21:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 167 ๐Ÿ” 19 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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US-Israeli strike on girls' school kills at least 85 students, Iran's judiciary says At least 85 students have been killed in US-Israeli strikes that hit an Iranian girls' school in Hormozgan province, Iran's judiciary said on Saturday. Washington has not commented on the reported str...

We killed 85 schoolgirls. We are not the good guys.

28.02.2026 16:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 17026 ๐Ÿ” 6533 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 469 ๐Ÿ“Œ 550

๐Ÿ–•

28.02.2026 17:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He's a monster assembling his own axis of evil who want to kill babies in their quest for wars of real estate. He needs to be impeached the second you can do it.

28.02.2026 15:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 7487 ๐Ÿ” 1207 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 158 ๐Ÿ“Œ 39
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Itโ€™s very pretty.

27.02.2026 23:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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@frostytearex.bsky.social
Itโ€™s here itโ€™s here itโ€™s here

27.02.2026 23:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 15 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Saaaame

27.02.2026 14:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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26.02.2026 16:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ordered haha.
Itโ€™s just pretty

25.02.2026 23:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The "would you vote for Newsom in 2028" debate serves ONLY Newsom. Stop giving this hypothetical attention and focus on the here and now.
If you really wanna talk 2028 for some reason, talk about other potential candidates. Unless of course you LOVE Newsom. In that case get your head checked.

25.02.2026 22:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 234 ๐Ÿ” 38 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Yes please ๐Ÿ˜

25.02.2026 18:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0