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Thanks to last night's migraine I went to bed before 10pm and is this what being fully rested feels like??? Wowee!!!!!

This is my second time with aphasia during a migraine, but this time I had a hard time reading words and kept periodically saying completely random words. Which is way better than last time when I completely forgot the entire English language.

Today's migraine symptom is...

*spins roulette wheel*

...aphasia!!!!!!!

A photo of part of what appears to be an Illinois democratic primary ballot that is prefilled and photocopied with instructions on who to vote for, with the message that reads "you can take this sheet to ballot box".

guys guys GUYS!!! jess and i got an election mailer from some guy that literally sent us a photocopy of the ballot prefilled with who we should vote for lmao (i will absolutely NOT be voting for this guy)

oh lawd we got HAIL

yaaaay a migraine! haven't had one of these in forever 🙄

DON'T JINX IT

people who like to tease trans folks for all having the same names as if they didn't grow up with twelve mikes and sixteen jennifers

Dear fellow ESO players,

To get your account-wide outfit slots you have to login on the character(s) with the extra outfit(s). After you do that, they will appear as account wide.

Sincerely,
Me 😘

Don't you see? We were the first to probe Uranus. Ever!

Replaying Horizon Zero Dawn in this time in history was a choice. I can't decide if it is a good one or a bad one, but I am definitely having different feelings about this than the last time I played.

Optical illusion of a woman bent over some papers. Her sunglasses are pushed up and she is wearing a hair band so the top of her head looks exactly like a Muppet face

Sorry I know the world is in a terrible fix but I've been laughing at this for ten minutes now

gender is very important to me and i think there is a lot of value in gender but i think that enforced rigidity sucks for literally everyone. LITERALLY everyone. no one benefits from that even if they think they do. throw the rules away!!!

my favorite thing about realizing at 30 that i was a man and not a woman is becoming comfortable enough with my sense of self to realize the rules we apply to gender are dumb! i had to change my whole gender to figure that out. cis people can 1-up me, it's fine. i'm ok with that. do it, bitches.

more cis people should fuck around with gender rules. break 'em. see what it's like. maybe you'll be surprised. maybe you'll realize gender is not nearly as important as you think. maybe you'll enjoy your life for once. idk.

what are the drag queens doing? it does not matter. it's always a delight. more drag queens pls.

every time i see a video of drag queens i wonder how cis people think drag queens are evil because these are the most delightful pure images i've ever seen in my life. always. every time. never am i not delighted.

don't ask me what my thoughts were, that was 10 mins ago and i have already forgotten

anyhoos i am 40 and have been on T for 10 years so if anyone needs a transmasc "big brother" i'm down to give you potentially bad advice but with an appropriate amount of eager enthusiasm

drinking beer and having thinky thoughts about transmasculinity and that's ALWAYS a bad combination

i mean my thoughts are right but the world is not ready for drunk but correct transmasc thoughts

but seriously i am the healer, literally my only job is keeping you alive, so if i am jumping like a goddamn monkey just COME OVER HERE FOR FUCKS SAKE

me, an aging millennial, frantically trying to communicate with you without speaking because lmao god forbid

there is no emotion quite like a person in a mmo jumping up and down

*adjusts my spectacles* well alphinaud says he's basically an adult by sharlayan standa— *a massive hook yanks me offstage in a most violent manner*

people who list their age as 30+ in their bio and then ship their WoL with alphinaud or alisaie make me feel a way (bad)

pov: you put on your silly red sunglasses and can no longer see

A selfie wherein I am wearing cheap red fashion glasses meant to look like they are pixelated.

what if i ran a whole dungeon wearing my $5 deal with it glasses

really tired of conversations about how we need to get people to spend more time offline that don't acknowledge that one of the reasons people ARE online is their access needs aren't being met in physical spaces. This is especially true for queer people and disabled people.

Quantum Break (2016)

i just miss her okay