Jason Martyn

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I know that bad news is coming when a co-worker messages me with "You're gonna be so mad..."

Grammarly has rolled out an AI-powered "expert review" feature where its simulacrum of me makes suggestions for your text. My real edits are usually along the lines of "Throw this into the sea."

You probably could’ve @‘ed me, so thank you for your kindness.

It felt to me like we had to bring him back when signing Brown put us pretty well out of contention for Lloyd. There’s a lot of opportunity for young linebackers this year.

Can everyone just not do anything suspicious on the internet today so I can get to the weekend? Thanks.

A man comforting a child who is burned out, telling him this is only how burn out he is "so far"

Only the truth from this account....

That position coach grade pretty much has to mean issues at multiple positions, right? I’ll be curious to see if any additional staff changes turn up.

During the season I don’t think I realized just how many total games #jaguars 2025 draft class missed. 2 guys missed the entire season, 2 more missed about half the season, and 2 more missed at least meaningful time that likely affected their development. All these guys are coming back.

The story of the first half to me is the return of self-imposed mistakes. Too many unforced errors. #jaguars

My 3rd in-person #jaguars game of the year, and it’s a playoff game. We beat the 49ers and the Raiders with me in the stands, that clearly must mean something, right?

There’s going to be fists thrown before the end of this game #jaguars

That’s a lot of money and years for CVL. I appreciate what he’s done this year, but that looks like a deal we could regret in October of year 1. #jaguars

I liked being aggressive, but the play call reminded me of 2024; it felt like Coen was trying to outsmart our opponents instead of just executing.

Every few years I feel compelled to post about the best hotel hack ever, because every time I post about it, it turns out to be new to lots of folks …

Real pressure and sacks. Trevor throwing downfield. The playbook opening up for Meyers.

I was reading a not-particularly-well-written far future science fiction novel from Kindle Unlimited this week when a rogue “ChatGPT said:” turned up in the text. I’m not sure if I was more disappointed I was reading an LLM’s work product or that the editor missed it.

I wonder if they saw receiver as the team’s biggest weakness or if it was just the most impactful one they could find an acceptable trade for.

The Jays didn’t get it done, but the Jags are 2-0 this year when I’m in the stands. Maybe I should go to Arizona and Denver after all?

There are problems all over the place but the team fixed my biggest concern from last year, and is winning their share of one score games. It’s amazing we have a legitimate shot at the playoffs in Coen’s first year. The offseason will be fascinating as I expect a lot of turnover.

I get to watch the Jags win in person, and the Jays get it done and win the division. A good Sunday, I think.

There’s a good bit of wind out here today that’s worth watching out for. #jaguars

Reading material:

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Manager: "What's this milestone 'Living on a prayer' ?"
Me: "That's the documentation deliverable."
Manager: "What's the status of that?"
Me: "We're halfway there"
Manager: "Why is progress so slow?"
Me: "You fired Tommy"
Manager: "So?"
Me: "Tommy used to work on the docs"

I first encountered this with YouTube creators trying to avoid demonetization. It might be the first time I noticed the influence of big tech on language development (even if it had been happening for years by then).

I’ll say yes, but that assumes that the system owner’s cooperation counts. I’d rather work with and through the system owner.

If you want to understand more about being Bipolar this comic is really helpful.

I bet it’s just a lazy timer or counter too, not a sensor telling you that your dinner exploded.

There will be significant effects on national security from these CISA budget & personnel cuts.
There has also been a general sharp downturn in cyber spending & jobs across the board in the private sector.
The net effect is a nation weakening as attacks increase.

Mountains and waterfalls overlooking Hanalei Bay.

Kauai is beautiful.

Hey DFIR Peeps! I am hiring incident responders in two locations - Boulder, CO and Sunnyvale, CA. It'd be hard to find a bigger CSIRT with more scope and more interesting stuff to do than this one. :D

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