Jack 🍏

loveeeee seeing people appreciate gulpin now im obsessed with that little fuck

i want nothing more than to play pokopia whos buying me a switch 2

i s2g if bo peep isnt in toy story 5 much ill throw a tantrum in the cinema

Stop being good at the game and we’ll stop diving you!! we can play if you wanna :)

i loveeeeeee her sm im obsessed

thinking about the irreparable damage hopeless by halsey did to my psyche at 18 i think i might sue

so i can buy silly little things and spend it in the matter of a week

wouldnt you like to know

if anyone would like to send me £10’000 i wont stop you

no because what does literally every single word in the self assessment tax return stuff mean

considering putting on a welsh accent just because im annoyed i dont have one

i was nervous all day but i survived

noted thankfully i was in the clear today

had a dream that i missed my d&d session because i was threatened and attacked by a beat (it bit me with one single tooth on the hand) and it made me feel violently ill so i couldnt go what do we think that means

i havent even got them all because fuck that

im so glad in legenza we dont have to collect the zygarde cells i would have thrown my switch at a wall

beauregard lionett you fucking girlfail i love you

only person at the club ln who lost their mind when rebecca black songs came on this world is a prison

every time someone calls Jester jessie in the mighty nein i want to scream and cry i love her

fjord stone are you free thursday night fjord stone are you free thursday night fjord stone are you free thursday night fjord stone are you free thursday night fjord stone are you free thursday night fjord stone are you free thursday night fjord stone are you free thursday night fjord stone are you

missed Arms Unfolding at the dodie concert I want to die i had to pee and she started to suddenly :(

Ollie, my tuxedo cat, sat on top of a pizza box from Chester’s. The box has clearly been indented from her being on it.

does anyone else’s cat have a comfort pizza box because shes slept on this for hours today

dan & phil edits making me emotional

guys i just exercised be proud of me its so over for everyone else in about six months time

legends z-a fucking bangs i love this shit

I didn’t realise this happened, I’m so sorry Frog!

Literally I am RAVENOUS i can’t stop looking at the leaks

i dont want to wait 5 hours to play pokemon legends za please let me NOW

Laura Bailey the woman that you are

d&d party fought a beholder last night while i tried to hit, missed, then got paralysed for the rest of the fight

quite disappointed in my dice rolls there