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At least Air Force tanker aircraft aren't expensive

14.03.2026 01:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just saying "Trump is a traitor" seems too simplistic or pedestrian a statement, but it really truly is the actual descriptive fact, our current situation.

14.03.2026 00:59 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It is really hard to believe any set of circumstances over the past 10 years that could've been more beneficial to Vladimir Putin than everything Trump has done. Now he's again at the cusp of NATO crumbling and simultaneously giving Russia hundreds of millions of dollars daily in higher oil revenue.

14.03.2026 00:59 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Impeachable.

Again.

Hakeem Jeffries every day you don't bring articles against him you're fucking up. Worthless.

14.03.2026 00:46 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

US occupies Afghanistan, winner= the Taliban
US attacks Iraq, winner= Iran
US attacks Iran, winner= Russia

So much winning, guys.

Weird how there's more to exerting influence as a superpower than being good at blowing shit up with expensive toys.

13.03.2026 23:25 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

🀣

13.03.2026 20:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I humbly submit for your approval my nominees for β€œBest Line Reading in Film Ever” and for β€œBest Line Reading in a TV Series Ever”

13.03.2026 13:51 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I do get mildly annoyed when ppl point out the financial costs of war, seemingly eliding the human cost. But the numbers are big and ppl have a hard time understanding things like β€œbillions” so I guess it’s fair. I just don’t think we should equate $ directly with lives. But we are πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ’° after all πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

13.03.2026 12:50 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

They’ve got their outrage priorities in the right place

13.03.2026 04:05 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Klaatuuuuuuuuu

13.03.2026 03:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Fucking treason.

13.03.2026 03:43 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"Trump administration admits that it didn't know not to put its bare hand on the flaming hot stove, and insists that there was no way to foresee the resulting burns. Trump officials further say they are big brained foreign policy geniuses."

13.03.2026 02:41 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

(I was being cheeky, I meant we should tax them into oblivion)

13.03.2026 02:38 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I think anyone would sound like that if they were never called out on anything and surrounded by sycophants telling them they're geniuses all day long. We do billionaires a disservice by allowing them to be billionaires.

13.03.2026 00:24 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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I think I've lost my mind, I'm just rooting around old folders and finding random Star Trek related memes. Not doing anything resembling being productive today. Productivity is a thing for tomorrow. Obnoxious memes is the task of the day

12.03.2026 22:15 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
β€œI used to be weak, pathetic. Just some lower level grunt. Even as Chief Engineer, no one respected me. The only women in my life were on the holodeck. One day I decided to change all that. I hit the gym, started lifting. Got huge. Now I can’t even fit in a Jefferies Tube. Good. I’m above that kind of grunt work. I have a thousand and one ensigns I can order to climb into those shitty things. People pass me in the turbolift, look at me like I’m a monster. Good. I want them to. The beast that was always inside of me is finally showing on the outside. I stopped wearing a uniform. Who is going to tell me otherwise? I don’t give a fuck. I oil myself up every morning and wipe myself down every night before refueling. Programmed the replicators with all eight flavors of Gatorade G2. You nerds get back to your nerd work. Except for you, Wesley. I need you to oil up the places I can’t reach anymore. Geordi LaForge is dead, Geordi EnGorged is king. Anyone who says otherwise gets their skull crushed between my thighs.”

β€œI used to be weak, pathetic. Just some lower level grunt. Even as Chief Engineer, no one respected me. The only women in my life were on the holodeck. One day I decided to change all that. I hit the gym, started lifting. Got huge. Now I can’t even fit in a Jefferies Tube. Good. I’m above that kind of grunt work. I have a thousand and one ensigns I can order to climb into those shitty things. People pass me in the turbolift, look at me like I’m a monster. Good. I want them to. The beast that was always inside of me is finally showing on the outside. I stopped wearing a uniform. Who is going to tell me otherwise? I don’t give a fuck. I oil myself up every morning and wipe myself down every night before refueling. Programmed the replicators with all eight flavors of Gatorade G2. You nerds get back to your nerd work. Except for you, Wesley. I need you to oil up the places I can’t reach anymore. Geordi LaForge is dead, Geordi EnGorged is king. Anyone who says otherwise gets their skull crushed between my thighs.”

I'm so sorry but I stumbled upon this deep in my Obsidian Order database and had to reshare. Refer to alt-text

So deeply sorry

12.03.2026 22:12 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

no

12.03.2026 21:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Vanilla ice cream should be a deep brown/black color

12.03.2026 20:02 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No need to sloppologize.

Sorry

12.03.2026 19:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It's much more important for middle aged special agents know how to do a kimura properly, obviously

12.03.2026 18:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Some in DC are still mad that the Iraq war was so badly planned and executed that Iran came out the winner despite not being an official participant.

12.03.2026 18:25 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Reason #50042136 that US foreign policy sucks, is the sheer square mileage of land on this planet I’ll never be able to visit. In a different timeline it would’ve been pretty amazing to visit Tehran or Havana at some point. Not exactly on the table in this world.

12.03.2026 18:23 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Remember when Irans president died in a plane crash like 2 years ago? That story disappeared pretty quick, no?

12.03.2026 18:17 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"What went wrong --- One of us got murdered.

How to mitigate this unfavorable outcome --- 360 security at all times"

by Lieutenant Colonel Joseph Snuffy

12.03.2026 17:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is beside the point of habituating a population to occupation, but just from experience in the US military I'm almost positive that this cutesy formation we see is borne entirely out of a staff officer CYA generating a safety briefing after the NG was murdered last year.

12.03.2026 17:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

yes please

12.03.2026 16:43 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

That's a new twist that I haven't heard. Points for creativity. Negative points for bigotry.

12.03.2026 16:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Solid fucking point here. From what I can tell, totally accurate.

12.03.2026 03:35 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It's a local thing, sure, but it's a good example. Look at the sheer effort they're willing to put into fighting tooth and nail to prevent money going to school children not starving, but a few more billion to an illegal war? Eh who's counting anyway

12.03.2026 03:28 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This makes me nuts on so many topics.

12.03.2026 03:27 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0