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she/her history mom in the beetlejuice part of connecticut gourd and garlic grower, ned lamont outfit commentator, “pavement dad” type

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Who up about to give a presentation about bricks? (me)

11.03.2026 14:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
tshirt that says not now sweety mommy’s cyberbullying governor Ned Lamont

tshirt that says not now sweety mommy’s cyberbullying governor Ned Lamont

11.06.2025 21:06 👍 12 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0
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Connecticut gas tax could be suspended as prices rise and Lamont calls for action "I would think sooner rather than later. I think the need is right now," Gov. Ned Lamont said of a gas tax holiday.

Watching the CT legislature quietly eliminate free bus fares for high school kids after it passed last year(a few million $) as the governor casually talks about using $500 million on a temporary gas tax holiday is pretty radicalizing

www.ctinsider.com/connecticut/...

11.03.2026 11:59 👍 40 🔁 19 💬 3 📌 2

the face I’m making looks like I just smelled something foul

11.03.2026 12:09 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

smacking my protein lip gloss while I coat my lashes in tactical mascara

10.03.2026 21:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

what are thoooooose

10.03.2026 19:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A childre’s book that says I love mud and mud loves me with a cartoon young person in a red coat with jazz hands

A childre’s book that says I love mud and mud loves me with a cartoon young person in a red coat with jazz hands

and you could read this book in your chair!

10.03.2026 16:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

we do mow 1x mid June and one time at the end of the season for garlic hay but it’s not enough for these people…we need leaf blowers we need japanese flora that serves no purpose, we need a tractor that is far too large for the lot size, we need dyed mulch etc. etc.

10.03.2026 16:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

getting ready to collect the snide comments from republican neighbors about our unmowed lawn like they are jewels in some type of evil crown…I will collect them ALL

10.03.2026 16:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

“baby you a dong”

10.03.2026 16:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I feel like I should be listening to Florida Georgia line in a bikini top when I drive through the mud

10.03.2026 16:40 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
rfk standing very normally in a steak and shake

rfk standing very normally in a steak and shake

leland palmer in the black lodge

10.03.2026 15:20 👍 4617 🔁 807 💬 150 📌 142

very weird to be in boots crunching through snow and light ice but also sweating in a t-shirt

10.03.2026 16:11 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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Gubernatorial Candidates Answer Questionnaire Mathew Biadun | News-Editor With months still left to go, the 2026 Connecticut gubernatorial election is shaping up to be the most interesting in years. For the first time in over two decades, a gove...

Really nice work from the Eastern Connecticut State University student newspaper, who sent survey questions to all the current gubernatorial candidates and compiled the answers:

www.thecampuslantern.com/post/guberna...

10.03.2026 16:06 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

it’s going to be nearly 70 degrees today and I’m bringing a big snow shovel to the playground

10.03.2026 12:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I have never lived in a walkable area but I have always been able to walk to a homemade ice cream shop

08.03.2026 21:28 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

additionally I am yelling out a “hell no” to TERFs and it’s louder

08.03.2026 20:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

so many women on here make me think “wow girls rock” multiple times a day and I thank you for inspiring me and teaching me and making me laugh. I’m yelling out a “hell yeah” to you and it’s loud!

08.03.2026 20:33 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

kristi noem dresses like a stepmom at a beauty pageant

28.03.2025 01:10 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

@tanglewoodma.bsky.social lana del rey with the pops…it makes sense if you think about it

08.03.2026 19:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I am a really big fan of your taste in music and general aura and am very very glad you are safe and that this man is not near you

08.03.2026 16:29 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Come on, this is Connecticut - the rules don't apply to everyone.

08.03.2026 14:33 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
tiny tiny geriatric cream puff dog that is 8 lbs and has never bitten anyone or anything but is still responsibly leashed in public spaces

tiny tiny geriatric cream puff dog that is 8 lbs and has never bitten anyone or anything but is still responsibly leashed in public spaces

this is our dog who is leashed even when we are in our own yard (predators)

08.03.2026 13:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

one time a lady did this with a Jack Russell terrier and she was so far away and just kept saying “oh no he’s not friendly!” as he got closer to us, making no effort to come and obtain the not friendly dog from my 36 inch toddler

08.03.2026 13:20 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

literal 75 lb dog and this woman yells “it’s okay he’s friendly!” as he charges through the fog at my 38.5 inch son

08.03.2026 13:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

sprang ahead into scolding an elderly for allowing her big disgusting dog to charge my toddler at the state park where dogs are TO BE LEASHED

08.03.2026 13:16 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

nice to be upset about something dumb, which is influencers…I am always upset at influencers, I think they are charlatans

08.03.2026 00:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

you are promoting the wrong idea of old money and making little girls ask their parents for $200 pajamas- get a Tod’s bag that looks like it was run over by a car and you can have “old money aesthetic”

07.03.2026 23:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Renovating Our 5,000BC Neolithic Longhouse

07.03.2026 19:01 👍 105 🔁 12 💬 2 📌 0