Just saw a man put 8 eggs in his pocket in Kroger.
My concern wasn’t the fact that he was stealing…. It was “ now how tf you gon keep them from cracking in your pocket? ”
Maaan I’m already know High Museum gon be LIT on Friday.
I like this man entirely TOO MUCH
Lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
O.
Ngl. He really lives up to his numbers. He is in heavy rotation in my house😭
I will NEVER stop celebrating idgaf what them rat bastards do to the calendar
No lol GLUE
Trumps issue with Colombia will raise the prices of the following
-cocaine
-utility bills
-Coffee
-gas
FILL UP NOW
I used to fuck up paste. I can still taste it damn near
I hate a slow talkin mf.
STOP TALKING TO ME
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Extremely blessed
We’re blessed in the city
We’re blessed in the field
✝️❣️
I can’t do this shit no more. Ain’t that much self love in the mf world
Costco and Aldi it is.
Starting another riot or something along the lines of assault
It’s hard being Eleanor and Tiahani at the same time
Ain’t none of this shit real.
This week has required me to entirely too grown
Idk why I stopped getting waxes
I suck at entertaining multiple men😭😩 I be ready to mute everybody
Liking my pictures is not APPLYING PRESSURE
GET TF OUT MY FACE HEAUX
I really be in this bitch COOKIN
OKAY?
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And ANY creole person wanna battle in the kitchen is in for a RUDE AWAKENING
I’m the queen of a creamy seafood dish
I just made the best shrimp ponchatrain
If you see this, post something orange
Who else wears stripper heels on a regular occasion?
I knew I needed to work on my emotional reactions when I was ready to spit on a bitch for telling to not move her cart in the grocery store.
