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Author of the webcomic Please Forgive Me!!! I try to be nice. He/Him https://gobolatula.com/pfm/

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if you put enough air purifiers in your house you never need to dust

11.03.2026 14:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Here's a picture I took 7 years ago in Times Square

10.03.2026 22:12 πŸ‘ 5305 πŸ” 601 πŸ’¬ 44 πŸ“Œ 0

my favorite game of 2025, of course it is visually excellent but the writing and skating are just on another level. i haven’t played another game that gives you such a perfect simulation of the feeling of going too fast on a skateboard and realizing that you are fucked

10.03.2026 23:03 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

if you are a WOMAN (or not) maybe toDAY you could read this comic. 2026.
#womensday2026

08.03.2026 23:27 πŸ‘ 39 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Peanuts rights holder Sony says that fans can do "Anything" to Snoopy because they "Don't like him anymore"

(Source: tinyurl.com/yck283m2)

07.03.2026 01:20 πŸ‘ 95 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

damn that whole account is depressing lol

05.03.2026 14:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

marge simpson has blueberry blonde hair

05.03.2026 01:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

its supposed to say "ass doo/doo"

05.03.2026 00:46 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

deranged to have the sticker on a side window

05.03.2026 00:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Today's Please Forgive Me!!! comic is available on the website.

plz4give.me

04.03.2026 20:10 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Today's EXTRA LONG and SUPER SAD Please Forgive Me!!! comic is so sad you gotta go to the website to read it! Check it out friendzos!

02.03.2026 19:41 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just got back from the Anne Geddes garden and ohh it's changed. The babies are all wandering around outdoors dressed as withered daisies and dead ducklings and stuff. We slapped on the windows to get Anne to come out and take care of them but there was no answer. Newspapers stacked to the ceiling.

01.03.2026 19:21 πŸ‘ 145 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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I drew the three stooges for my friend

26.02.2026 23:25 πŸ‘ 3444 πŸ” 1055 πŸ’¬ 42 πŸ“Œ 23

Sitting on the dryer waiting for my laundry to be done and I do not get what all those ladies were making a big fuss about. My butt bones hurt.

01.03.2026 16:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
PANEL 1: NARRATOR: "Cultivating the measured NPR cadence and placid deference to the military that characterizes the ideal neoliberal subject, Clark Kent returns to the editorial meeting..." A group of DAILY PLANET reporters are in a meeting, Clark Kent is responding to a question from his boss. CLARK: "Well, chief, the bombing campaign--"

PANEL 2: Clark is talking and the other reporters and co-workers look unhappy. CLARK: "Obviously war in the region is not-ah-"ideal," but regime change could ultimately provide socioeconomic benefits that far outweigh the regrettable civilian casualties..." CLARK (thinking): "As Superman, last son of Krypton, these words of course sicken me; however, it's Clark Kent's job to manufacture consent!" 

PANEL 3: (inset in a larger panel) One reporter is whispering to another. REPORTER: "Kent is such an off-putting sociopath" REPORTER 2: "I hope he kills himself". An arrow points to this inset panel that reads "Thanks to super-hearing" from Clark's ear. Clark is smiling and thinking to himself. CLARK (thinking): "Looks like my secret identity as Clark Kent is safe...FOR NOW!"

PANEL 1: NARRATOR: "Cultivating the measured NPR cadence and placid deference to the military that characterizes the ideal neoliberal subject, Clark Kent returns to the editorial meeting..." A group of DAILY PLANET reporters are in a meeting, Clark Kent is responding to a question from his boss. CLARK: "Well, chief, the bombing campaign--" PANEL 2: Clark is talking and the other reporters and co-workers look unhappy. CLARK: "Obviously war in the region is not-ah-"ideal," but regime change could ultimately provide socioeconomic benefits that far outweigh the regrettable civilian casualties..." CLARK (thinking): "As Superman, last son of Krypton, these words of course sicken me; however, it's Clark Kent's job to manufacture consent!" PANEL 3: (inset in a larger panel) One reporter is whispering to another. REPORTER: "Kent is such an off-putting sociopath" REPORTER 2: "I hope he kills himself". An arrow points to this inset panel that reads "Thanks to super-hearing" from Clark's ear. Clark is smiling and thinking to himself. CLARK (thinking): "Looks like my secret identity as Clark Kent is safe...FOR NOW!"

the mild manners are job security, baby

www.noncanon.com/comics/2026-...

01.03.2026 01:49 πŸ‘ 2158 πŸ” 678 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 6
a painting of a very fluffy skunk in a crocus print dress

a painting of a very fluffy skunk in a crocus print dress

she is excited for spring!!!!

01.03.2026 01:16 πŸ‘ 1730 πŸ” 539 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 3
Ink and watercolor Illustration of a terrible machine. An American flag sticks up from the top of it.

Ink and watercolor Illustration of a terrible machine. An American flag sticks up from the top of it.

the terrible machine

07.02.2026 18:54 πŸ‘ 172 πŸ” 40 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think you're right but I also think that won't be successful either

28.02.2026 00:13 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

very relatable swanboy today

27.02.2026 23:48 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Today's Please Forgive Me!!! comic is about perfectionism. you can let it eat you alive, and george lucas your way into infamy, or you can choose to not "GAF" and just keep plowing ahead without ever reflecting on anything.

27.02.2026 23:17 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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what the hell did I just read

26.02.2026 18:01 πŸ‘ 407 πŸ” 134 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 1
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I found my old sprite comic and it's 95% completely horrible but I would like to post these two panels completely out of context just for the giggs I suppose

26.02.2026 15:48 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

a stone cold killer

26.02.2026 16:23 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Kitty, having learned that Shirley is nonbinary, asks about her pronouns, her name, and when she’s getting a new haircut. Shirley’s phone rings and she answers it. β€˜Yes, this is she.’ Kitty makes a note of her pronouns. Shirley runs off shouting GHOST TIME. Kitty pleads for her to wait. β€˜What about my allyship!’

Kitty, having learned that Shirley is nonbinary, asks about her pronouns, her name, and when she’s getting a new haircut. Shirley’s phone rings and she answers it. β€˜Yes, this is she.’ Kitty makes a note of her pronouns. Shirley runs off shouting GHOST TIME. Kitty pleads for her to wait. β€˜What about my allyship!’

good ally
#vigilsff vigilsforfriends.com

25.02.2026 20:55 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

it'd be real swell if you got to the final clue on wheel of fortune! and it was "goosebump authors"

25.02.2026 21:12 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Today's Please Forgive Me!!! comic (its three posts long! read it on the site if you want! plz4give.me) is all about puppy love. in my experience, puppies love playing, food, and also things that are not food but you can chew up and eat anyway.

25.02.2026 20:24 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Shirley suddenly realises she’s non-binary. Kitty is pleased but worries that it’s a retcon and I won’t get any credit for rep since the comic is over. Shirley says but what if the comic’s not over? Loophole!

Shirley suddenly realises she’s non-binary. Kitty is pleased but worries that it’s a retcon and I won’t get any credit for rep since the comic is over. Shirley says but what if the comic’s not over? Loophole!

Coming Out
#vigilsff vigilsforfriends.com
more soon

23.02.2026 21:18 πŸ‘ 31 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I remember there was a halloween episode that involved a visit to the ER. but maybe it wasn't halloween and thats just how I as a child interpreted it. see what I mean? I've literally just gone down the list of family sitcoms airing in the 90s and I've never been able to find it

23.02.2026 20:47 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

family sitcom, father, mother, multiple children at least two of them boys, classic sitcom set layout with kitchen on the left and living room/front door on the right, with a staircase in the back leading up. wacky neighbor lived to the left of the set, so I guess adjoining back yards...

23.02.2026 20:46 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

the most frustrating lost media for me is this dogshit generic family sitcom I watched with my parents as a child, I've never been able to identify it, and there was nothing special to it other than for some reason I have several moments of it permanently imprinted into my early memories

23.02.2026 20:44 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0